Man, isn't having no avatar pretty mysterious? After seeing your new look, it reminded me of a joke. I'll give it to you:
The Crow and the Sparrow
One day, a crow and a sparrow, two buddies, were chatting on a tree branch.
Sparrow: "I haven't seen you before. What kind of bird are you?"
Crow: "Ah! I'm a phoenix!"
Sparrow: "Is there such a black phoenix as you?"
Crow: "Ha, then you just don't know. I tend the boiler!"
Sparrow: "Oh..."
Crow: "Then what kind of bird are you?"
Sparrow: "I'm an eagle."
Crow: "Is there such an eagle as you? You're way too small."
The sparrow said helplessly: "Sigh, buddy, you don't know, I've been doing drugs for four years."