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Original Poster Posted 2008-04-12 18:41 ·  中国 北京 鹏博士BGP
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Two Chinese characters that would make foreigners吐血 (bleed to death) upon seeing

It is said that a foreigner learning Chinese saw the synonym table for "wife" and "I" and bled to death.

wife

1. spouse 2. wife 3. wifey 4. madam 5. missus 6. lover 7. inner person 8. daughter-in-law 9. that one 10. humble wife 11. virtuous inner helper 12. old partner 13. mother of the child 14. mother of the child 15. inner child 16. woman 17.糟糠 (refers to wife in poverty) 18. baby 19. little sweetie 20. honey 21. humble wife 22. darling 23. woman 24. girlfriend 25. housewife 26. hostess 27. financial minister 28. silly person 29. wife 30. big sister 31. family member 32. the one at home 33. the other half 34. female head of the household 35. first wife 36. humble family 37. wife 38. mountain wife 39. wife 40. housekeeper

I

1.俺 2.俺们 3. myself 4. humble self 5. humble me 6. unworthy 7. unworthy one 8.老子 (old man) 9. certain 10. I 11. servant 12. your father 13.人家 (someone) 14. we 15. I 16. we 17. we 18. I 19. we 20. I 21. we 22. I 23. we 24. we 25. young student 26. little person 27. young fellow 28. small one 29. small one 30. I 31. I 32. at 33. I 34.咱 35.寡 36.朕 37. slave 38. subject
我很笨但我很好学。
Floor 2 Posted 2008-04-24 04:36 ·  中国 上海 浦东新区 电信
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Hehe. For foreigners to take the TOEFL. Let's see if he can still quibble. Say this is common knowledge in China, even 3-year-old children know it.
Floor 3 Posted 2008-05-03 14:16 ·  中国 山东 烟台 莱山区 联通
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When will China be powerful? ~~~~~~~~~~
Floor 4 Posted 2008-05-11 02:32 ·  中国 广西 玉林 电信
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There's no way. For the poor households, I was forced to come and promote it.
Floor 5 Posted 2008-05-11 19:09 ·  中国 山东 济南 联通
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Not to mention foreigners, I'm a bit confused too
Floor 6 Posted 2008-05-25 11:57 ·  中国 河南 安阳 联通
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Yeah. I'm also a bit confused, let alone foreigners.
Floor 7 Posted 2008-05-25 23:00 ·  中国 江苏 苏州 电信
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Our Chinese characters have accumulated 5,000 years of civilization, how can foreigners understand.

[ Last edited by suchengyouxia on 2008-5-25 at 11:05 PM ]
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Floor 8 Posted 2008-05-26 16:23 ·  中国 江苏 南京 电信
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Just like one title "I", hahaha
無求一生光輝 唯朢鬥志不會斷
Floor 9 Posted 2008-05-27 23:01 ·  中国 广西 梧州 电信
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Hehe, I estimate that not many Chinese people can recite it all completely
Floor 10 Posted 2008-05-28 00:14 ·  美国 加利福尼亚州 阿拉梅达 费利蒙 Hurricane_Electric网络
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I++

39、Yu, 40、Yu, 41、We
Floor 11 Posted 2008-06-23 22:34 ·  中国 江苏 无锡 江阴市 电信
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I'm about to be driven crazy after seeing this.
Floor 12 Posted 2008-06-26 19:34 ·  中国 广东 广州 白云区 电信
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Cultural heritage in China
Floor 13 Posted 2008-06-26 22:31 ·  中国 福建 漳州 电信
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Hehe......
Admire Chinese culture!!
Floor 14 Posted 2008-07-02 13:34 ·  中国 陕西 西安 电信
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Chinese is more complex than English
Floor 15 Posted 2008-07-13 19:08 ·  中国 广东 广州 番禺区 电信
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Support the person above! Chinese characters are one of the world's most long-standing, most precise, and most magnificent and beautiful writing systems.
我确实是只菜鸟,而且这里X人太多,所以我不敢装X。谁要再说我装X,我就XXOO他。
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