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How MM Tormented the Traffic Police (Hilarious)

He stopped her "Polo" at the crossroads, saluted, and asked her to produce her driver's license.

"Why is that?" she asked frankly in surprise.
"You violated the traffic rules."
"Who told you?"
"I saw it with my own eyes. Produce your documents quickly, I'm waiting."
"Do you think I don't have a driver's license?"
"I didn't think that."
"But how can I hand over my documents to a complete stranger?"
"I'm a traffic police officer, I have the right to do this."
"But how do I know you're a traffic police officer?"
"Didn't you see my uniform?"
"What can a uniform prove? A uniform can be counterfeit. I remember that 10 years ago, my friend Zhang Na met a soldier..."
"Please don't tell me stories, I'm waiting for your documents."
"This isn't a story, it's the past. I just want to prove that a uniform isn't always trustworthy."
"Okay, I can show you my work permit."
"Well... okay, let me see. Hmm, so you're Li Weijin?"
"Li Weiquan."
"What? You see, this 'quan' is written like a 'jin'. Forget it, just consider you as Li Weijin, but the photo doesn't look like you?"
"I don't know, maybe I didn't wear a hat. Emphasize. I'm Li Weiquan"
"Really? Take off your hat and let me see. Also, stand up straight, don't frown. Yes, it's a bit like. The photo is a long time ago?"
"Seven years ago..."
"You can tell. You looked very handsome back then."
"Okay, give me back my documents."
"Why are you in a hurry? As long as the documents aren't counterfeit, nothing will happen."
"But I'm not free, I'm on duty."
"Do you think my free time is a lot? I'm going to the market soon, and I have to go to the dressmaker on the way, and visit my sick aunt, and call my husband..."
"Please, give me back my documents! Look, how many cars are blocked behind you."
"How can this be my fault? You know it's not me who stopped you, but you who stopped me."
"Okay, okay, I was wrong. Just please give me back my documents quickly and drive away."
"There you go! Here's your document. Don't cause traffic jams again in the future."

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Those who read the post but don't reply are absolutely despised by me

Floor1　如是大师	Posted 2003-05-07 00:00
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How MM Tormented the Traffic Police (Hilarious) He stopped her "Polo" at the crossroads, saluted, and asked her to produce her driver's license. "Why is that?" she asked frankly in surprise. "You violated the traffic rules." "Who told you?" "I saw it with my own eyes. Produce your documents quickly, I'm waiting." "Do you think I don't have a driver's license?" "I didn't think that." "But how can I hand over my documents to a complete stranger?" "I'm a traffic police officer, I have the right to do this." "But how do I know you're a traffic police officer?" "Didn't you see my uniform?" "What can a uniform prove? A uniform can be counterfeit. I remember that 10 years ago, my friend Zhang Na met a soldier..." "Please don't tell me stories, I'm waiting for your documents." "This isn't a story, it's the past. I just want to prove that a uniform isn't always trustworthy." "Okay, I can show you my work permit." "Well... okay, let me see. Hmm, so you're Li Weijin?" "Li Weiquan." "What? You see, this 'quan' is written like a 'jin'. Forget it, just consider you as Li Weijin, but the photo doesn't look like you?" "I don't know, maybe I didn't wear a hat. Emphasize. I'm Li Weiquan" "Really? Take off your hat and let me see. Also, stand up straight, don't frown. Yes, it's a bit like. The photo is a long time ago?" "Seven years ago..." "You can tell. You looked very handsome back then." "Okay, give me back my documents." "Why are you in a hurry? As long as the documents aren't counterfeit, nothing will happen." "But I'm not free, I'm on duty." "Do you think my free time is a lot? I'm going to the market soon, and I have to go to the dressmaker on the way, and visit my sick aunt, and call my husband..." "Please, give me back my documents! Look, how many cars are blocked behind you." "How can this be my fault? You know it's not me who stopped you, but you who stopped me." "Okay, okay, I was wrong. Just please give me back my documents quickly and drive away." "There you go! Here's your document. Don't cause traffic jams again in the future." ---------------------------------------------- ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ Those who read the post but don't reply are absolutely despised by me

Floor2　沈洁	Posted 2003-05-10 00:00
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What does "Such a Great Master" mean! It made me have to reply!

Floor3　LanE	Posted 2003-05-10 00:00
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Is that a signature?

Floor4　如是大师	Posted 2003-05-10 00:00
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Hehe......Want to watch for free?????

Floor5　Lydong	Posted 2003-05-12 00:00
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Hehe!!!!!

Floor6　Dark-Destroy	Posted 2003-05-12 00:00
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Hehe... Like an old grandpa~~~

Floor7　starfirst	Posted 2003-06-06 00:00
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Moderators won't delete some junk, right?

Floor8　ko20010214	Posted 2003-06-07 00:00
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---------------------------------------------- ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ Those who read the post but don't reply will be absolutely despised by me. This is not garbage. Hehe... Those who read the post but don't reply, wbsn! Hehe...

Floor9　Wengier	Posted 2003-06-08 00:00
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9494. This post is really fun.

Floor10　wljfsh	Posted 2003-06-08 00:00
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No way,

Floor11　wphs0326	Posted 2004-04-07 00:00
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Can't not reply...

Floor12　51410cai	Posted 2004-04-13 00:00
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No way, sigh

Floor13　Kinglion	Posted 2004-04-16 00:00
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Support the original poster, and share beautiful articles.

Floor14　不沾烟酒	Posted 2004-04-16 00:00
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Not all police have this kind of patience. It is estimated that this MM is still pretty good-looking, right?

Floor15　乌鸦在黑夜	Posted 2004-04-17 00:00
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Tired