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Original Poster Posted 2003-05-07 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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How MM Tormented the Traffic Police (Hilarious)

He stopped her "Polo" at the crossroads, saluted, and asked her to produce her driver's license.

"Why is that?" she asked frankly in surprise.
"You violated the traffic rules."
"Who told you?"
"I saw it with my own eyes. Produce your documents quickly, I'm waiting."
"Do you think I don't have a driver's license?"
"I didn't think that."
"But how can I hand over my documents to a complete stranger?"
"I'm a traffic police officer, I have the right to do this."
"But how do I know you're a traffic police officer?"
"Didn't you see my uniform?"
"What can a uniform prove? A uniform can be counterfeit. I remember that 10 years ago, my friend Zhang Na met a soldier..."
"Please don't tell me stories, I'm waiting for your documents."
"This isn't a story, it's the past. I just want to prove that a uniform isn't always trustworthy."
"Okay, I can show you my work permit."
"Well... okay, let me see. Hmm, so you're Li Weijin?"
"Li Weiquan."
"What? You see, this 'quan' is written like a 'jin'. Forget it, just consider you as Li Weijin, but the photo doesn't look like you?"
"I don't know, maybe I didn't wear a hat. Emphasize. I'm Li Weiquan"
"Really? Take off your hat and let me see. Also, stand up straight, don't frown. Yes, it's a bit like. The photo is a long time ago?"
"Seven years ago..."
"You can tell. You looked very handsome back then."
"Okay, give me back my documents."
"Why are you in a hurry? As long as the documents aren't counterfeit, nothing will happen."
"But I'm not free, I'm on duty."
"Do you think my free time is a lot? I'm going to the market soon, and I have to go to the dressmaker on the way, and visit my sick aunt, and call my husband..."
"Please, give me back my documents! Look, how many cars are blocked behind you."
"How can this be my fault? You know it's not me who stopped you, but you who stopped me."
"Okay, okay, I was wrong. Just please give me back my documents quickly and drive away."
"There you go! Here's your document. Don't cause traffic jams again in the future."

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Hehe......Want to watch for free?????
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9494. This post is really fun.
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Not all police have this kind of patience. It is estimated that this MM is still pretty good-looking, right?
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