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贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Little snail asks mother
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Floor1 雨露 Posted 2006-05-06 22:44
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Little snail asked mom: Why since we were born, we have to carry this hard and heavy shell?
Mom: Because our body has no support of bones, can only crawl, and can't crawl fast. So we need the protection of this shell!
Little snail: Caterpillar sister has no bones, and can't crawl fast, why does she not need to carry this hard and heavy shell?
Mom: Because caterpillar sister can turn into a butterfly, and the sky will protect her.
Little snail: But earthworm brother also has no bones and can't crawl fast, and won't turn into a butterfly, why doesn't he carry this hard and heavy shell?
Mom: Because earthworm brother can burrow into the soil; the earth will protect him.
Little snail cried: We are so pitiful, the sky doesn't protect, the earth doesn't protect either.
Snail mom comforted him: "So we have a shell! "We don't rely on the sky, and don't rely on the earth, we rely on ourselves.
Floor2 3742668 Posted 2006-05-07 13:24
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Little Snail asked Mom: Why do we need scripts?
Mom: Because we don't have programming tools, a lot of work is inefficient, and the system is not safe. So we need the help of scripts!
Little Snail: Caterpillar Sister doesn't have programming tools, and the system is not safe. Why doesn't she use scripts?
Mom: Because Caterpillar Sister installed Kaba Crash, and the antivirus software will protect her.
Little Snail: But Earthworm Brother doesn't have programming tools, the system is unsafe, and he didn't install Kaba Crash. Why doesn't he use scripts?
Mom: Because Earthworm Brother can use GHOST, and the backup software will protect him.
Little Snail started crying: We are so pitiful, we don't have an antivirus software, and we don't have a backup software.
Snail Mom comforted him: So we need to know how to use scripts. We don't rely on the sky, and we don't rely on the earth, we rely on ourselves!

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Floor3 chineselgs Posted 2006-05-08 06:01
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Floor4 3742668 Posted 2006-05-13 19:56
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The moderator's water is really big~~

It really sounds quite awkward, could it be that I have an RPWT?
It's a pity I can't be anonymous...
Floor5 JonePeng Posted 2006-05-13 21:11
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Originally posted by 3742668 at 2006-5-13 19:56:

It's a pity that anonymity is not possible...

Rarely see moderators post water posts in this forum哦

Can't post anonymously, then use a sock puppet
Floor6 3742668 Posted 2006-05-14 17:53
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Rarely see forum moderators post water posts in this forum


Sweat, people who do DOS are still so cool...
Using MJ is very troublesome. If it weren't for the fact that unregistered users can't post, it would probably be direct visitors.
Floor7 electronixtar Posted 2006-05-14 19:37
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Floor8 不得不爱 Posted 2006-05-14 20:06
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The version of 3742668 moderator is good!
Floor9 zhouhb Posted 2006-07-13 20:43
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