Two Chinese characters that would make foreigners吐血 (bleed to death) upon seeing
It is said that a foreigner learning Chinese saw the synonym table for "wife" and "I" and bled to death.
wife
1. spouse 2. wife 3. wifey 4. madam 5. missus 6. lover 7. inner person 8. daughter-in-law 9. that one 10. humble wife 11. virtuous inner helper 12. old partner 13. mother of the child 14. mother of the child 15. inner child 16. woman 17.糟糠 (refers to wife in poverty) 18. baby 19. little sweetie 20. honey 21. humble wife 22. darling 23. woman 24. girlfriend 25. housewife 26. hostess 27. financial minister 28. silly person 29. wife 30. big sister 31. family member 32. the one at home 33. the other half 34. female head of the household 35. first wife 36. humble family 37. wife 38. mountain wife 39. wife 40. housekeeper
I
1.俺 2.俺们 3. myself 4. humble self 5. humble me 6. unworthy 7. unworthy one 8.老子 (old man) 9. certain 10. I 11. servant 12. your father 13.人家 (someone) 14. we 15. I 16. we 17. we 18. I 19. we 20. I 21. we 22. I 23. we 24. we 25. young student 26. little person 27. young fellow 28. small one 29. small one 30. I 31. I 32. at 33. I 34.咱 35.寡 36.朕 37. slave 38. subject
It is said that a foreigner learning Chinese saw the synonym table for "wife" and "I" and bled to death.
wife
1. spouse 2. wife 3. wifey 4. madam 5. missus 6. lover 7. inner person 8. daughter-in-law 9. that one 10. humble wife 11. virtuous inner helper 12. old partner 13. mother of the child 14. mother of the child 15. inner child 16. woman 17.糟糠 (refers to wife in poverty) 18. baby 19. little sweetie 20. honey 21. humble wife 22. darling 23. woman 24. girlfriend 25. housewife 26. hostess 27. financial minister 28. silly person 29. wife 30. big sister 31. family member 32. the one at home 33. the other half 34. female head of the household 35. first wife 36. humble family 37. wife 38. mountain wife 39. wife 40. housekeeper
I
1.俺 2.俺们 3. myself 4. humble self 5. humble me 6. unworthy 7. unworthy one 8.老子 (old man) 9. certain 10. I 11. servant 12. your father 13.人家 (someone) 14. we 15. I 16. we 17. we 18. I 19. we 20. I 21. we 22. I 23. we 24. we 25. young student 26. little person 27. young fellow 28. small one 29. small one 30. I 31. I 32. at 33. I 34.咱 35.寡 36.朕 37. slave 38. subject
我很笨但我很好学。

