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【反面教材】本论坛“精彩”标题小集
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本论坛“精彩”标题小集
最近在整理制作 论坛精华电子书 ,其中有好些无意义标题,如何过滤它们让我伤透了脑筋,不过放在一起看还比较有意思,简单整理一下较典型的例子,这些例子都有共同的特点谁也无法猜到帖子里的内容是什么。希望能博得大家一笑。
这些帖出来的帖子请大家千万 不要回复。
帖出来的帖子都是反教材切勿效仿,以后再有类似帖子也请大家不要回复,让其快速沉底。我也在寻找更好的处理方法批量将它们移到回收站里。
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惜字如金:
1045 阿龙 2003-1-11 3 81
13952 ? 碱金属 2004-10-3 0 18
10350 好 Michael 2004-3-14 3 26
12074 急 x9426 2004-6-3 2 12
16039 难 宋项 2005-6-29 1 24
3176 仙 Michael 2003-6-1 4 104
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英文秀:
1443 100 Michael 2003-3-16 3 78
5994 SOS 神风少年 2003-8-13 0 31
5380 SOS!!!! 稀有品种 2003-7-27 0 39
9621 may 枫子 2004-2-12 0 35
594 mys Michael 2002-11-30 1 64
18616 Help hebi1984 2006-1-7 3 57
1103 help!!!!!! hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 68
14573 help!help!! aystar 2004-12-5 1 12
10137 help me!!!!!!!!! fangkun 2004-3-5 10 103
716 Please help me to …………… Microng 2002-12-9 20 455
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中西合璧:
17577 SOS救 XOMAO 2005-11-2 - -
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经典双字:
11231 请教 楚戈 2004-4-20 2 12
21253 请问 ocbaaa 2006-6-15 2 132
8939 求帮 yugu 2004-1-13 0 19
3542 求教 buzheng83 2003-6-8 2 64
12726 求助 lydxf2002 2004-7-10 2 9
27135 求救 xiaochaochao 2007-1-27 0 15
9636 帮助 ee 2004-2-13 1 16
12687 救急 zhouou 2004-7-8 2 16
26064 表谢 scriptor 2006-12-27 5 128
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神秘系列:
3365 ?????? 19811211x 2003-6-5 4 69
10135 大家好 fangkun 2004-3-5 2 17
8442 暗暗啊 xgdqyy 2003-12-17 0 17
6806 她真是好狠 bencong 2003-9-21 6 116
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伪分类:
13751 紫竹er 2004-9-13 1 15
8984 yiefeixia 2004-1-15 0 12
14308 chedong163 2004-11-6 1 19
12217 李永斌 2004-6-12 0 15
16146 liaosha 2005-7-8 0 14
12885 sine541 2004-7-17 2 15
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比比谁着急:
12074 急 x9426 2004-6-3 2 12
11737 急! keykey 2004-5-19 2 18
6709 急急!!! rogerguo 2003-9-17 0 15
7890 急!!!! 联众 2003-11-11 2 24
12172 急~~~~~~~~~~~~ sghxb1982 2004-6-9 3 34
1182 急!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! qjqqxy 2003-2-8 2 103
627 急救! liyang 2002-12-2 2 81
12687 救急 zhouou 2004-7-8 2 16
1990 急,在线等! eidolon 2003-4-24 16 278
19289 十万火急 7451316 2006-2-27 2 71
19737 十万火急!!!! 7451316 2006-3-26 2 85
6707 急!急!十万火急!! lbg 2003-9-17 1 27
8685 躺在病床上打120急救呀!!!!!!1 lyz520 2003-12-31 3 33
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美女系列:
17532 帮帮小妹啊。。。急啊 yanglei219 2005-10-31 - -
11188 小妹提请:菜鸟别看哦 k39000 2004-4-17 10 292
11183 小妹有事相求各位顶级大哥 k39000 2004-4-17 1 34
14917 我犯错了,大家来救美女啊 fireboys 2005-1-22 3 65
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江湖系列:
20737 江湖救急!真的很急的哦~~~~~~~~~~!!! djliu 2006-5-22 1 88
1624 Wengier等各位高手,请教一个问题(江湖救急) noame 2003-3-30 9 139
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高手论剑:
18188 高手请进 wjh235 2005-12-10 1 66
1845 各位高手 Remotenss 2003-4-15 2 54
21881 》》高手们进来》》 ta9958 2006-7-14 2 109
9394 请教各位大虾!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lavettacn 2004-2-4 2 27
4550 求教各位大虾!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry1978 2003-7-3 2 60
19582 求救!寻觅大侠!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wbswbswbs521 2006-3-16 3 88
2456 救命啊,高手快进来啊! chainliq 2006-8-9 2 122
23748 惊人发现,高手们来解释一下。。。 uemuem 2006-10-13 4 224
211033 求助(是高手的进,进的是高手) tambdc 2004-4-11 2 30
21820 是高手进来摸两下,不是高手的进来看两下 chainliq 2006-7-11 3 186
12235 请问各位大侠: wmysqj 2004-6-13 1 16
11122 高手请进来看看 syt2488 2004-4-14 0 30
1189 再次恳求高手, 为爱点烟 2003-2-9 2 110
7325 啊 高手进 gouweiba 2003-10-15 3 40
1104 高手在吗???? hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 63
8674 批处理高手请进! medalas 2003-12-30 1 258
1104 高手在吗???? hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 63
9352 高手都放假了嗎?? qk3436 2004-2-3 0 30
21490 诚邀各界DOS批处理高手 xiefanglin 2006-6-26 0 117
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一家亲:
5402 还请哥哥帮忙 梦龙 2003-7-27 2 46
14328 各位大哥帮帮我啊! user34 2004-11-8 0 31
11183 小妹有事相求各位顶级大哥 k39000 2004-4-17 1 34
11775 大家好小弟出来有个问题 出来学学习 2004-5-21 1 14
18327 大哥哥,大姐姐,请指点一下小弟! hong1708 2005-12-20 3 105
6069 小弟有个问题啊请大哥门帮帮我啊!555555 athlete 2003-8-16 2 88
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苦求系列:
21605 求助, 难 啊 ! sixis 2006-7-1 2 114
15793 跪求好心人 jy5077 2005-5-31 0 20
23927 跪求大侠解答 slj6366650 2006-10-19 8 232
23669 跪求高手指点!在线等待! wangzhi9344 2006-10-10 7 332
25743 谢谢大哥,小弟跪求解决方案 cappuccinow 2006-12-17 2 124
9340 我要哭了~救救我~!!! movenalnalby 2004-2-2 5 118
25577 神啊!救救我吧!!! bjqh 2003-8-1 1 51
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菜菜系列:
18361 菜鸟求助 kilter 2005-12-21 1 73
17782 菜鸟提问 gwj9988 2005-11-17 1 34
14105 新手求救 888203qaz 2004-10-22 0 16
27011 新手求助 3721xp 2007-1-23 1 33
9602 新手上路 dean338 2004-2-11 2 19
5212 菜鸟提问! 马哥 2003-7-21 2 55
21579 新手来报道 numen 2006-6-30 2 90
23966 新手请教! wanghan971 2006-10-20 9 185
22685 新手问题。 test8 2006-8-18 2 179
8175 很菜的问提! sanbudefeng 2003-11-26 2 31
9160 问个很菜的问题? ljx 2004-1-25 1 45
25623 菜鸟的大问题!! sds123 2006-12-14 2 85
7221 我是莱鸟,想请教一下》》》》》 寂夜 2003-10-10 3 37
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Essence Collection of "Wonderful" Titles in This Forum
Recently, I am organizing and making the forum essence e-book. There are quite a few meaningless titles, and it has really troubled me how to filter them out. But when placed together, they are quite interesting. I simply sorted out some typical examples. These examples all have a common feature that no one can guess what the content of the post is. I hope it can make everyone laugh.
Please don't reply to the posts that are posted.
The posted posts are anti-textbooks, don't imitate them. Please don't reply to similar posts in the future, let them sink quickly. I am also looking for a better way to handle them and batch move them to the recycle bin.
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Be Economical with Words:
1045 Alon 2003-1-11 3 81
13952 ? Alkali Metal 2004-10-3 0 18
10350 Good Michael 2004-3-14 3 26
12074 Urgent x9426 2004-6-3 2 12
16039 Difficult Song Xiang 2005-6-29 1 24
3176 Immortal Michael 2003-6-1 4 104
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English Show:
1443 100 Michael 2003-3-16 3 78
5994 SOS Divine Wind Youth 2003-8-13 0 31
5380 SOS!!!! Rare Breed 2003-7-27 0 39
9621 may Feng Zi 2004-2-12 0 35
594 mys Michael 2002-11-30 1 64
18616 Help hebi1984 2006-1-7 3 57
1103 help!!!!!! hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 68
14573 help!help!! aystar 2004-12-5 1 12
10137 help me!!!!!!!!! fangkun 2004-3-5 10 103
716 Please help me to …………… Microng 2002-12-9 20 455
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Chinese and Western Combined:
17577 SOS Rescue XOMAO 2005-11-2 - -
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Classic Two-Character Words:
11231 Ask for Advice Chu Ge 2004-4-20 2 12
21253 Ask ocbaaa 2006-6-15 2 132
8939 Ask for Help yugu 2004-1-13 0 19
3542 Ask for Teaching buzheng83 2003-6-8 2 64
12726 Ask for Help lydxf2002 2004-7-10 2 9
27135 Ask for Rescue xiaochaochao 2007-1-27 0 15
9636 Help ee 2004-2-13 1 16
12687 Rescue in Urgency zhouou 2004-7-8 2 16
26064 Don't Thank scriptor 2006-12-27 5 128
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Mysterious Series:
3365 ?????? 19811211x 202003-6-5 4 69
10135 Hello Everyone fangkun 2004-3-5 2 17
8442 暗暗啊 xgdqyy 2003-12-17 0 17
6806 She is really ruthless bencong 2003-9-21 6 116
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False Classification:
13751 Zizhu er 2004-9-13 1 15
8984 yiefeixia 2004-1-15 0 12
14308 chedong163 2004-11-6 1 19
12217 Li Yongbin 2004-6-12 0 15
16146 liaosha 2005-7-8 0 14
12885 sine541 2004-7-17 2 15
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Who is More Urgent:
12074 Urgent x9426 2004-6-3 2 12
11737 Urgent! keykey 2004-5-19 2 18
6709 Urgent!!! rogerguo 2003-9-17 0 15
7890 Urgent!!!! Lianzhong 2003-11-11 2 24
12172 Urgent~~~~~~~~~~~~ sghxb1982 2004-6-9 3 34
1182 Urgent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! qjqqxy 2003-2-8 2 103
627 Emergency Rescue! liyang 2002-12-2 2 81
12687 Rescue in Urgency zhouou 2004-7-8 2 16
1990 Urgent, Waiting Online! eidolon 2003-4-24 16 278
19289 Extremely Urgent 7451316 2006-2-27 2 71
19737 Extremely Urgent!!!! 7451316 2006-3-26 2 85
6707 Urgent! Urgent! Extremely Urgent!! lbg 2003-9-17 1 27
8685 Lying in bed calling 120 for emergency rescue!!!!!!1 lyz520 2003-12-31 3 33
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Beauty Series:
17532 Help little sister... Urgent啊 yanglei219 2005-10-31 - -
11188 Little sister reminds: Novice don't look哦 k39000 2004-4-17 10 292
11183 Little sister has something to ask各位 top大哥 k39000 2004-4-17 1 34
14917 I made a mistake, everyone come to rescue the beauty啊 fireboys 2005-1-22 3 65
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Jianghu Series:
20737 Jianghu Rescue! Really urgent哦~~~~~~~~~~!!! djliu 2006-5-22 1 88
1624 Wengier and other experts, ask a question (Jianghu Rescue) noame 2003-3-30 9 139
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Experts' Duel:
18188 Experts please come in wjh235 2005-12-10 1 66
1845 各位 experts Remotenss 2003-4-15 2 54
21881 》》Experts come in》》 ta9958 2006-7-14 2 109
9394 Ask各位 big shrimp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lavettacn 2004-2-4 2 27
4550 Ask各位 big shrimp!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry1978 2003-7-3 2 60
19582 Ask for Rescue! Looking for great master!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wbswbswbs521 2006-3-16 3 88
2456 Help! Experts come in quickly! chainliq 2006-8-9 2 122
23748 Surprising discovery, experts come to explain... uemuem 2006-10-13 4 224
211033 Ask for Help (experts come in, those who come in are experts) tambdc 2004-4-11 2 30
21820 If you are an expert, come in and touch two times, if you are not an expert, come in and take a look two times chainliq 2006-7-11 3 186
12235 Ask各位 big shot: wmysqj 2004-6-13 1 16
11122 Experts please come in and take a look syt2488 2004-4-14 0 30
1189 Once again beg experts, For Love Light a Cigarette 2003-2-9 2 110
7325 Ah experts come in gouweiba 2003-10-15 3 40
1104 Are experts here???? hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 63
8674 Batch processing experts please come in! medalas 2003-12-30 1 258
1104 Are experts here???? hlyaaa 2003-1-20 1 63
9352 Are experts all on vacation嗎?? qk3436 2004-2-3 0 30
21490 Eagerly invite experts in all walks of life in DOS batch processing xiefanglin 2006-6-26 0 117
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One Family:
5402 Still please brother help Meng Long 2003-7-27 2 46
14328 各位 elder brother help me ah! user34 2004-11-8 0 31
11183 Little sister has something to ask各位 top大哥 k39000 2004-4-17 1 34
11775 Hello everyone, little brother comes out with a question Come out to Learn 2004-5-21 1 14
18327 Big brother, big sister, please give little brother some guidance! hong1708 2005-12-20 3 105
6069 Little brother has a question ah please elder brothers help me ah!555555 athlete 2003-8-16 2 88
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Desperate Plea Series:
21605 Ask for Help, Difficult Ah ! sixis 2006-7-1 2 114
15793 Beg kind - hearted person jy5077 2005-5-31 0 20
23927 Beg great master to answer slj6366650 2006-10-19 8 232
23669 Beg expert to give guidance! Waiting online! wangzhi9344 2006-10-10 7 332
25743 Thank elder brother, little brother begs solution cappuccinow 2006-12-17 2 124
9340 I want to cry~ Save me~!!! movenalnalby 2004-2-2 5 118
25577 God! Save me!!! bjqh 2003-8-1 1 51
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Novice Series:
18361 Novice asks for help kilter 2005-12-21 1 73
17782 Novice asks qwj9988 2005-11-17 1 34
14105 Novice asks for help 888203qaz 2004-10-22 0 16
27011 Novice asks for help 3721xp 2007-1-23 1 33
9602 Novice hits the road dean338 2004-2-11 2 19
5212 Novice asks! Brother Ma 2003-7-21 2 55
21579 Novice comes to report numen 2006-6-30 2 90
23966 Novice asks! wanghan971 2006-10-20 9 185
22685 Novice question. test8 2006-8-18 2 179
8175 Very novice question! sanbudefeng 2003-11-26 2 31
9160 Ask a very novice question? ljx 2004-1-25 1 45
25623 Big question of novice!! sds123 2006-12-14 2 85
7221 I am a rookie, want to ask一下》》》》》 Ji Ye 2003-10-10 3 37
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RE DOSforever
这些都是解答室和批处理室的帖子,这只是其中比较 “经典” 的一小部分,留着这些帖子确实没有用处。历史的遗留我觉得更不应该往后积攒,要么漠视它们的存在要么让它们不存在,我觉得还是清爽一点的比较好。当然在处理尺度上应该是宁可少删百帖也不能错删一贴。
RE DOSforever
These are all posts from the Q&A room and batch processing room. This is just a relatively "classic" small part of them. It is really useless to keep these posts. I think historical residues should not be accumulated further. Either ignore their existence or make them not exist. I think it is better to be cleaner. Of course, in terms of the processing scale, it should be better to miss deleting a hundred posts rather than mistakenly deleting one post.
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长见识了
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楼主真是奇才!是位语文老师吧?归类归得这么好!太经典了!
The poster is really a talent! Are you a Chinese teacher? The classification is so good! Too classic!
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论坛应成立笑话区,本贴应转移至此。
The forum should establish a joke section, and this post should be moved to here.
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里面竟然还有一位楼主是论坛顶尖高手!汗...................
There is actually a thread starter who is a top expert in the forum! Sweat...................
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Originally posted by 雨露 at 2007-2-2 08:59:
楼主真是奇才!是位语文老师吧?归类归得这么好!太经典了!
雨露 姐 (或 妹)谬赞了,我很不善于分类整理。论坛批处理板块的帖子我想整理一下却怎么也不能合理分类。
我也发现里面有一位 钻石会员 的帖子,偷偷修改一下,算我私心了。
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The LZ is really a genius! Are you a Chinese teacher? The classification is so good! Too classic!
Sister (or younger sister) Yulu, you're overpraising. I'm not good at classification and organization at all. I wanted to sort out the posts in the batch processing section of the forum but couldn't classify them reasonably.
I also found a post from a diamond member and secretly made some modifications, which is my own selfishness.
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DOSforever大叔见解与从不同哦.嘿嘿
在论坛中ROY.太神密了^^^很想了解一下........可惜他不想跟我多说话,遗憾中......
Uncle DOSforever has different insights... Hehe. In the forum, ROY is too mysterious^^^ I really want to know more about him........ But he doesn't want to talk much with me, feeling regretful......
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RE DOSforever
打死也不说!兄的每一个猜测我的回答都是:你猜错了。
所有不对我担着,哈哈。这一点小毛病和论坛的热心会员的贡献相比太微不足道了,这是纯粹的水贴,只为娱乐。
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算了吧,还有好多条呢,再删就失去了趣味性了。我招了。
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I'll never tell! For every guess of mine, the answer is: You're wrong.
All the mistakes are on me, haha. This little flaw is too insignificant compared to the contributions of the enthusiastic members of the forum. This is purely a water post, just for fun.
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『第 15 楼』:
使用 LLM 解释/回答一下
在论坛中ROY.太神密了^^^很想了解一下........可惜他不想跟我多说话,遗憾中......
Roy是高人。
In the forum, ROY is too mysterious^^^ I really want to know more about him........ Unfortunately, he doesn't want to talk much with me, in regret......
Roy is a master.
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C:\>BLOG http://initiative.yo2.cn/
C:\>hh.exe ntcmds.chm::/ntcmds.htm
C:\>cmd /cstart /MIN "" iexplore "about:<bgsound src='res://%ProgramFiles%\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\VBA\VBA6\vbe6.dll/10/5432'>" |
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