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一对IT夫妇的经典对白~~~~~~~~
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女:亲爱的,最近我发现你情绪低落,反应速度大大降低,是不是头脑里碎片太多?
男:我也说不清楚,我觉得越来越与同事不兼容了。
女:也许这与你和他们配置有关系,你们办公室好像就你一个是从外地毕业的。
男:这不是主要原因。有时,他们谈得正热闹时,我一插话就死机。
女:难道你谈了什么非法话题?
男:不是我非法,他们尽谈论一些行业应用话题,什么汽车啦,房子啦。我觉得他们的话题版本大低,应该升级。
女:你应该学会向下兼容。
男:这是一个迅速更新换代的社会,向下兼容未免成本太高。而且,还造成很大的资源浪费。我倒认为他们应该扩充内存。
女:你知道吗,亲爱的,有些事情并不是简单的内存升级所能解决的,关键问题在于头脑的运行速度。
男:他们的处理速度并不比我慢。我很希望每次与同事的谈话都从点击我这里开始,我甚至希望能把这种谈话的初始化条件粘贴到以前的朋友圈子中去。
女:我很高兴你能改变你的伙伴策略,我会很快给你做一张寒暄启动盘。在我们安全退出这次谈话任务前,难道你不想对我的嘴唇做定期扫描吗?
男:嗨!亲爱的,我差点忘了。(扫描进行中……)扫描中发现一粒小小的辣椒籽错误,重试还是取消?女:忽略!
Woman: Dear, recently I found that you are in a low mood and your reaction speed has greatly decreased. Is there too much clutter in your mind?
Man: I can't really tell. I feel that I'm increasingly incompatible with my colleagues.
Woman: Maybe it has something to do with your configuration with them. It seems that you are the only one who graduated from outside in your office.
Man: That's not the main reason. Sometimes, when they are talking enthusiastically, as soon as I interject, it freezes.
Woman: Did you talk about any illegal topics?
Man: It's not that I'm illegal. They just talk about some industry application topics, like cars, houses, etc. I think their topic version is too low and should be upgraded.
Woman: You should learn to be downward compatible.
Man: This is a society that is rapidly updating. Being downward compatible is too costly. Moreover, it causes a lot of resource waste. I actually think they should expand the memory.
Woman: You know, dear, some things can't be solved simply by upgrading the memory. The key issue is the running speed of the mind.
Man: Their processing speed is not slower than mine. I really hope that every conversation with colleagues starts from clicking me. I even hope to paste the initialization conditions of such conversations into my previous circle of friends.
Woman: I'm glad you can change your partner strategy. I will quickly make a small talk boot disk for you. Before we safely exit this conversation task, don't you want to regularly scan my lips?
Man: Hey! Dear, I almost forgot. (Scanning in progress...) A small chili seed error was found during scanning. Retry or cancel?
Woman: Ignore!
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『第 2 楼』:
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谁这么晕,还晕到一块去了???
Who is so dizzy, and even dizzy together???
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神州优雅Q300C
Intel CeleronM 370处理器 | 256MbDDR内存
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你也去找个这样的啊?
Why don't you go find one like this too?
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ko20010214
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大功告成,打个Kiss!
ko20010214@MSN.com
神州优雅Q300C
Intel CeleronM 370处理器 | 256MbDDR内存
40G硬盘 | USB2.0 | IEEE 1394
13.3 ' WXGA 宽屏(16:10) | COMBO光驱
10/100M网卡 | 四合一读卡器
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不愧是“经典”啊。
Truly a "classic".
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Wengier - 新DOS时代
欢迎大家来到我的“新DOS时代”网站,里面有各类DOS软件和资料,地址:
http://wendos.mycool.net/
E-Mail & MSN: wengierwu AT hotmail.com (最近比较忙,有事请联系DOSroot和雨露,谢谢!)
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小灵儿喜欢什么?……现实生活可能是有这样的吧,不过肯定没有这么经典绝伦。
Little Ling'er likes what? ... In real life, there might be such things, but there must not be so classic and unparalleled.
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那当然,因为他们有共同的CPU嘛!呵呵!……
Of course, because they have the same CPU! Hehe!...
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可不要这么说,否则我可要产生幻觉了……革命尚未成功,同志仍需努力。
Don't say that, otherwise I'll have hallucinations... The revolution is not yet successful, comrades still need to work hard.
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我的CPU是什么型号的,是8086还是P4?
What is the model of my CPU? Is it 8086 or P4?
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