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【搞笑】一篇吓死老师，惊动公安部的小学作文～
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我的家中有九位成员,大家都很亲切。我有一个慈祥和蔼的妈妈,一个健康开朗的爸爸,一个诚恳老实的爸爸,和一个念高中的哥哥,一个被退学的二哥,还有一个正在考虑休学还是堕胎的大姐,一个还不知道性别的外甥。其实还有奶奶,但是奶奶在跑路,爷爷在坐牢,都不在。
我想奶奶比较长寿,因为老年人总是要多多运动比较好,不要一直坐着。爷爷,你说是吗？
妈妈平常喜欢讲电话,因为她在家上班可以经营色情电话专线。
爸爸甲喜欢假日养花种草,但是最近收成的作物都被警方查获销毁了。喜欢种种罂粟花、大麻难道有错吗？这阵子他都不太开心,爸爸乙就会安慰爸爸甲：“时机不好,不如来公司上班。”
爸爸乙喜欢替大家煮宵夜,他每天很晚才去上班,就是去做午夜牛郎。
大哥常常玩电脑,替收保护费的班级名单建档管理,在南区他是第一个,我以大哥为荣。二哥想去爸爸乙的公司上班,爸爸乙觉得等他大一点再来。大姐的兴趣是收集火些盒,到目前收集了九百九十多个,她说她的目标是有一天要把这个家烧掉。
我最敬佩警察伯伯,每天都埋伏在我家附近,让我们感到安全感,况且每天来我家问我：“爸爸回来了没有？”警察伯伯太让我感动,主动关切家中成员,所谓警民一条心,所以我们要尊敬警察伯伯。
我的家庭气氛很和谐,打扫得也干净,找不到一颗弹壳。爸爸特别交待我,他的手枪冲锋枪、手榴弹每次用完后,必须如何保养,让我从中体会,东西用完一定要好好爱惜保养,否则用时会后悔不及。爸爸告诉我很多做人做事的道理,有这么美满的家庭,我要努力用功读书,才不辜负家人对我的爱护。
“孩子,南区的地盘将来统统是你的！”来自家庭的鼓励,永远温暖我的心。
There are nine members in my family, and everyone is very kind. I have a kind and amiable mother, a healthy and cheerful father, an honest father, and a brother in high school, an older brother who was expelled from school, and an older sister who is considering dropping out of school or having an abortion, and a nephew whose gender is unknown. Actually, there is also a grandmother, but the grandmother is on the run and the grandfather is in prison, so they are not at home.
I think the grandmother will live a long life, because the elderly always need to exercise more, not always sit. Grandpa, do you think so?
Mom usually likes to make phone calls, because she works at home and can operate a porn phone line.
Dad A likes to plant flowers and grass on holidays, but recently the harvested crops have been seized and destroyed by the police. Is there anything wrong with liking to grow poppies and marijuana? He has been not very happy these days, and Dad B will comfort Dad A: "The time is not right, it is better to come to the company to work."
Dad B likes to cook supper for everyone. He goes to work very late every day, which is to be a male prostitute at midnight.
Elder brother often plays computer, builds a file management for the class list of collecting protection fees, he is the first one in the south district, I am proud of my brother. The second brother wants to go to Dad B's company to work, and Dad B thinks he can come when he is older. The sister's hobby is collecting matchboxes. She has collected more than 990 so far. She said her goal is to burn down this house one day.
I most admire the police uncle. He lurks near my house every day, making us feel safe. Moreover, he comes to my house every day and asks me, "Has dad come back?" The police uncle is too touching, actively caring about the family members. The so-called police and the people are of one heart, so we should respect the police uncle.
The atmosphere of my family is very harmonious, and it is also clean. Not a single shell can be found. Dad specially told me how to maintain his pistols, submachine guns, and hand grenades after each use, so that I can experience that things must be well cherished and maintained after use, otherwise I will regret it when using them. Dad told me a lot of principles of being a person and doing things. With such a happy family, I must study hard to live up to the love of my family.
"Child, the territory in the south district will all be yours in the future!" The encouragement from the family always warms my heart.
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