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可怕的梦话精选
一: 一同学减肥期间,夜半忽然喊:“我要吃红烧肉,我要吃红烧牛肉,我要吃红烧排骨!!!!” 我差点没从床上掉下来!
二: 我高中同学,军训时,夜半用手拂起自己的头发说:“完了完了,掉沟里了.....”
三: 我几乎每天都说梦话,最傻的一个是:“老婆,我不敢了...”更郁闷的是这在出差的时候被同房的同事听见了!
四: 看来军训是梦话的高发期。我们班上一同学军训时说梦话:“小姐请问你叫什么名字?”然后自己换了一女声说:“我叫小丽。”寝室众人当场就笑晕了!
五: 偶军训时,偶们住上下铺。一天晚上我偶值班,结果听见一同学说了一句:“向左转!”然后听见一声巨响,那个家伙从上铺掉了下来---
六: 一大学同学:“我登上月球了!!!CHINA!!!”--俨然一爱国人士!!!
七: 我同学有一次睡觉的时候说:“胖阿姨,来一份红烧大排,青菜底!”
八: 偶寝室的MM半夜起来吃里一口达克宁,说了句:“不好吃”就接着ZZZzzz 了!
九: 大学夜里忽然醒来,看到一人影,站在老三的床前晃来晃去。开灯!是隔壁寝室的老六,摸者我们老三的脑袋。嘴里在念叨:“瓜熟了,瓜熟了”。后来我们在也不忘记睡觉锁门了!
十: 半夜里一个比我大的同屋爬到我床上,那时我在看古龙的小说,我吓了一跳问她受了什么刺激了。她无限妩媚的把脑袋放在我的肩膀上,咂八着嘴说:“妈妈,我换牙了.....”
十一: 我一同学暴强,一天夜里磨牙完毕后,阴阴的笑了一声说:“我已经500年没吃人肉了....” 吓的我一夜不敢睡觉!
十二: 一次半夜看书,对面床的MM突然坐起,直勾勾的看了我十秒,点点头说:“恩....好。”我问:“你要干吗?”她哼了一声就睡下了。好怕怕的.......
Selected Scary Sleeptalks
1: A classmate was on a diet. In the middle of the night, he suddenly shouted: "I want to eat braised pork, I want to eat braised beef, I want to eat braised spareribs!!!!" I almost fell off the bed!
2: A high school classmate. During military training, in the middle of the night, he used his hand to brush his hair and said: "Oh no, oh no, I fell into the ditch....."
3: I almost talk in my sleep every day. The silliest one is: "Wife, I won't dare anymore..." What's more frustrating is that this happened when I was on a business trip and was heard by the roommate!
4: It seems that military training is a high incidence period for sleeptalks. A classmate in our class said in his sleep during military training: "Miss, may I ask what your name is?" Then he changed to a female voice and said: "My name is Xiaoli." The people in the dormitory laughed until they fainted on the spot!
5: Oh, during military training, we lived in upper and lower bunks. One night I was on duty, and then I heard a classmate say a sentence: "Turn left!" Then I heard a loud noise, and that guy fell from the upper bunk---
6: A college classmate: "I landed on the moon!!! CHINA!!!" -- Obviously a patriotic person!!!
7: A classmate of mine once said in his sleep: "Fat aunt, give me a serving of braised pork chop, with green vegetables at the bottom!"
8: Oh, the MM in my dorm got up in the middle of the night and took a bite of Dakning, and said: "Not delicious" and then continued ZZZzzz.
9: One night in college, I suddenly woke up and saw a figure, swaying in front of Lao San's bed. Turn on the light! It was Lao Liu from the next dormitory, touching our Lao San's head. He was muttering: "The melon is ripe, the melon is ripe". Later, we never forgot to lock the door when sleeping!
10: In the middle of the night, a roommate older than me climbed onto my bed. At that time, I was reading Gu Long's novel, and I was startled. I asked her what had stimulated her. She put her head on my shoulder infinitely charmingly and smacked her mouth and said: "Mom, I'm changing teeth....."
11: A classmate of mine is extremely powerful. One night after grinding his teeth, he smiled sinisterly and said: "I haven't eaten human flesh for 500 years...." Scared me to not dare sleep all night!
12: Once I was reading at night, the MM on the opposite bed suddenly sat up, looked at me directly for ten seconds, nodded and said: "Hmm.... okay." I asked: "What do you want to do?" She hummed and then went to sleep. So scary.......
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@set c= 不知则觉多,知则觉少,越知越多,便觉越来越少. --- 知多少.
@for,/l,%%i,in,(1,1,55)do,@call,set/p=%%c:~%%i,1%%<nul&ping/n 1 127.1>nul
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嗯,这个看过,不过还是很有意思的。
Well, this has been seen before, but it's still very interesting.
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呵呵,现在看的好玩,当时遇到的怕是要吓死人了。
Hehe, it's fun to look at now, but I'm afraid it would have scared people to death when it happened back then.
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我同学有一次睡觉的时候说:“胖阿姨,来一份红烧大排,青菜底!”
One of my classmates said while sleeping: "Fat auntie, give me a portion of braised pork chops, with green vegetables at the bottom!"
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我同学有一次睡觉的时候说:“胖阿姨,来一份红烧大排,青菜底!”
My classmate once said while sleeping: "Fat auntie, give me a serving of braised pork chops, with green vegetables at the bottom!"
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次睡觉的时候说:“胖阿姨,来一份红烧大排,青菜底!”
The next time I went to sleep, I said, "Fat auntie, bring me a portion of braised pork chop, with greens at the bottom!"
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最后两个可以啊
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十一: 我一同学暴强,一天夜里磨牙完毕后,阴阴的笑了一声说:“我已经500年没吃人肉了....” 吓的我一夜不敢睡觉!
十二: 一次半夜看书,对面床的MM突然坐起,直勾勾的看了我十秒,点点头说:“恩....好。”我问:“你要干吗?”她哼了一声就睡下了。好怕怕的.......
Eleven: A classmate of mine is extremely awesome. One night after grinding his teeth, he smiled sinisterly and said, "I haven't eaten human flesh for 500 years...." It scared me so much that I didn't dare to sleep all night!
Twelve: Once I was reading a book in the middle of the night, and the MM in the bed opposite suddenly sat up, stared at me directly for ten seconds, nodded and said, "Hmm.... Okay." I asked, "What are you going to do?" She hummed and then went back to sleep. So scary.......
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