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ccwan
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一网吧的网管自杀前写的遗书
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转自黑客联盟
现在的网吧客人98%都他妈的的傻B!,开机不会,输入法切换不会,字母大小写转换不会,玩私服登陆器怎么用不会,QQ开语音不会,进了游戏不会退出,私服服务器关了说我机子问题,**,老子真想一把捏死他,捏死再揉成一团,再搓成麻花,放油锅里炸,再拿出来一脚踩的粉碎:
语音聊天不会开MIC,说网吧耳机是坏的。
看电影嫌不是普通话的!
问我!“网管,有没有毛片看?”我说没,他怪电影不全!
QQ登陆不上说机器不好!老子跑过去一看,密码不对,那丫的还问我密码多少!!!!
还有一个更厉害的文明用语!小妞,。接了一个不认识的网友的视频,喊我过去,问我视频里的人是谁!!!,老子还有这本事????!!!!!!!
打个CS别人放颗烟雾弹,他遭闪了,狂喊:网管死机了……:
前天一个文明用语!MM聊QQ问我怎么打字的。我问她,你不会打字吗。她说会。我说,哪你打字就行了(同时帮她调好输入法),一会又叫我。说:网管,我怎么打不出来字啊。我说你要打什么字打不出来,她告诉我说:你先打个“你好吧”,我帮她打了。然后你们知道她怎么说的吗。你别走了。就坐在我边上帮我打字吧。操TM的,长的全然就是一个恐龙。今天有文明用语!问我,网管我这里怎么没有QQ币呢,你帮我下载点QQ币……我*TM的那玩意要是能下载~!我他妈地就不用上班了~
我去找上帝喝茶了,不跟这群文明用语!唧唧歪!
Transferred from Hacker Alliance
Nowadays, 98% of internet café customers are fucking stupid! They don't know how to start the computer, switch input methods, convert letter cases, use private server logins, turn on QQ voice, exit games, and when the private server server is down, they blame my machine. **, I really want to strangle them, strangle them, then twist them into a twist, fry them in a pan, take them out and step on them to pieces:
Can't turn on the MIC for voice chat, saying the internet café headphones are broken.
Complains that movies aren't in Mandarin when watching movies!
Asks me! "Internet café owner, do you have porn to watch?" I say no, and he blames the movie collection is incomplete!
Can't log in to QQ and says the machine is bad! I run over and see the password is wrong, and that guy still asks me what the password is!!!!!
There's an even more outrageous dirty word! A girl picked up a video from an unknown net friend, called me over, and asked me who the person in the video was!!!!! Do I have that ability?????!!!!!
In a CS game, someone throws a smoke grenade, he gets flashed, and screams: Internet café owner, the machine is dead...:
The other day, a dirty word! A girl chatting on QQ asks me how to type. I ask her, don't you know how to type. She says yes. I say, then just type (while helping her adjust the input method), and then calls me again. Says: Internet café owner, why can't I type words. I ask what words you can't type, and she tells me: You type "hello" first, I help her type it. Then do you know what she said? Don't go away. Just sit next to me and type for me. Fuck TM, she looks like a dinosaur at all. Today, a dirty word! Asks me, Internet café owner, why don't I have QQ coins here, can you download some QQ coins for me... Oh my TM, if that thing could be downloaded~! I wouldn't have to go to work~
I'm going to have tea with God, not to argue with these dirty words! Jijiyāi!
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三人行,必有吾师焉。 学然后知不足,教然后知困,然后能自强也。 |
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c1018
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amao
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文明用语--替换的有意思!
Civilized language - replacement is interesting!
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9527
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老子深有体会,不是傻逼,是傻逼中的极品,这年头一说干什么去啊?上网去,操,也不撒泡尿照照自己是不是这块料,不错上网现在已经成为很普遍的一件事情啦,但是也不能这样折腾网管啊,他也是人..........
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I deeply understand. It's not just an idiot, but an absolute idiot. These days, when someone says where to go, they say go online. Oh, come on, don't even take a look at yourself to see if you're cut out for it. Well, now going online has become a very common thing, but you can't mess with the network administrator like this. He's also a human being..........
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我今后在论坛的目标就是做个超级坏人!!! |
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xing7749
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这么说SoundBlaster简称为文明用语
So does SoundBlaster be abbreviated as the f-word?
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lxmxn
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哈哈,同情一下网管……还好没当过网管。
Haha, have some sympathy for the network administrator... Fortunately, I've never been a network administrator.
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈哈
笑的我肚疼
Hahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha
Laughing so hard my stomach hurts
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hangyug
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tangtai
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wycp
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个人真的很同情网管的,但我从来不去网吧。
I really feel sorry for internet cafe managers, but I never go to internet cafes.
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qiang6007
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哈哈
笑死我了。
Haha, it's so funny that I'm dying of laughter.
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oilio
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呵呵,真有趣。毕竟上网什么样的人都有,正常啊。
Hehe, that's really interesting. After all, there are all kinds of people online, which is normal.
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我相信总有一天,总会遇到一个人可以相濡以沫、相吻以湿! |
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pclan
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感同身受~~~俺做过两年网吧网管
I can feel your feelings~~~ I have worked as an internet café manager for two years
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qingfushuan
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网管,网管,上网的都该你管三,呵呵
Network administrator, network administrator, those who surf the Internet should all be under your control, heh heh
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