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［转贴］牛B老师是怎么检验学生抽不抽烟的
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牛B老师是怎么检验学生抽不抽烟的
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>> > 老师：老实说，你吸烟吗？
>> > 男生 a ：不吸。
>> > 老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。
>> > a 很自然地伸出两根手指夹着接过来……
>> > 老师：不吸？！叫家长来……
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>> > 老师 : 吸烟吗？
>> > 男生 b: 不吸。
>> > 老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。
>> > b 由于听到a 的情况，所以很小心的用手掌接过了薯条。
>> > 老师：不蘸点番茄酱吗？
>> > b 一不小心蘸多了，于是马上用手指弹了弹……
>> > 老师：弹烟灰的姿势很熟练嘛。叫家长来……
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>> > 老师：吸烟吗？
>> > 男生 c: 不吸。
>> > 老师：不吸，好，吃根薯条吧。
>> > c 因有前面两个例子很小心地流着汗吃完了薯条。
>> > 老师：不给同学带根回去吗？
>> > c 接过薯条后顺手就夹在耳朵上……
>> > 老师：不吸？？？叫家长来……
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>> > 老师：吸烟吗？
>> > 男生 d ：不吸。
>> > 老师：很好，吃根薯条吧。
>> > d 心惊胆战地吃完了薯条。
>> > 老师：不给同学带根回去吗？
>> > d 又小心地将薯条放到了上衣袋里。
>> > 老师突然大喊一声：校长来了！
>> > d 赶忙从口袋里取出薯条扔在地上，用脚使劲地踩……
>> > 老师：不吸？！叫家长来……
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>> > 老师：吸烟吗？
>> > 男生 e ：不吸，
>> > 老师：很好，吃根薯条吧。
>> > e 刚拿过薯条，老师说：不请我吃吗？
>> > e 赶忙双手递过薯条，然后掏出打火机……
>> > 老师：不吸？！叫家长来……
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>> > 老师：吸烟吗？
>> > 男生 f ：不吸。
>> > 老师：很好，吃根薯条吧。
>> > f 心惊胆战地吃完了。
>> > 老师：突然大喊一声：校长来了！
>> > f 手心冒汗，但仍镇定地低头说到：校长您好！
>> > 老师：校长会闻到你嘴里的味道的。
>> > f 掏出薯条：不会，还在这呢，火都还没点……
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>> > 老师：你到底吸不吸烟？
>> > 男生 g ：向上帝保证，绝对不吸。
>> > 老师：真的不吸？好，来吃根薯条吧。
>> > g 非常自然接过薯条吃个干净。
>> > 老师：真是个好孩子，你一般喜欢什么牌子的薯条呢？
>> > g( 得意忘形地) ：大中华……
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>> > 老师：吃根薯条吧。
>> > 男生 n ：谢谢，不会。
>> > 老师：……
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How Does Teacher Niu B Check if Students Smoke
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>> > Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
>> > Male student a: I don't smoke.
>> > Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry.
>> > a naturally sticks out two fingers to clamp and take it...
>> > Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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>> > Teacher: Do you smoke?
>> > Male student b: I don't smoke.
>> > Teacher: You don't smoke? Hmm, have a french fry.
>> > b, since hearing a's situation, so very carefully takes the french fry with the palm.
>> > Teacher: Don't you dip it in some ketchup?
>> > b accidentally dips too much, so immediately flicks with the finger...
>> > Teacher: The posture of flicking ashes is very skilled. Call the parents...
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>> > Teacher: Do you smoke?
>> > Male student c: I don't smoke.
>> > Teacher: You don't smoke, okay, have a french fry.
>> > c, because of the previous two examples, very carefully eats the french fry with sweat streaming down.
>> > Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate?
>> > c takes the french fry and then casually clamps it on the ear...
>> > Teacher: You don't smoke??? Call the parents...
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>> > Teacher: Do you smoke?
>> > Male student d: I don't smoke.
>> > Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
>> > d eats the french fry with trepidation.
>> > Teacher: Don't you bring one back for a classmate?
>> > d again carefully puts the french fry in the coat pocket.
>> > Teacher suddenly yells: The principal is coming!
>> > d quickly takes the french fry out of the pocket and throws it on the ground, and stomps on it hard with the foot...
>> > Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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>> > Teacher: Do you smoke?
>> > Male student e: I don't smoke,
>> > Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
>> > e just takes the french fry, and the teacher says: Don't you treat me to it?
>> > e quickly hands the french fry with both hands, then takes out the lighter...
>> > Teacher: You don't smoke?! Call the parents...
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>> > Teacher: Do you smoke?
>> > Male student f: I don't smoke.
>> > Teacher: Very good, have a french fry.
>> > f eats it with trepidation.
>> > Teacher: Suddenly yells: The principal is coming!
>> > f has sweat on the palm, but still calmly bows and says: Hello principal!
>> > Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.
>> > f takes out the french fry: It won't, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet...
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>> > Teacher: Do you really smoke or not?
>> > Male student g: Swear to God, absolutely not smoke.
>> > Teacher: Really not smoke? Okay, come have a french fry.
>> > g very naturally takes the french fry and eats it up.
>> > Teacher: What a good kid, what brand of french fries do you generally like?
>> > g(得意忘形地): Da Zhonghua...
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>> > Teacher: Have a french fry.
>> > Male student n: Thanks, I won't.
>> > Teacher:......
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真TMD厉害，我就日了，这是谁编写的，太牛XXX了，以后对自己儿子就得这样审问，审死丫的
This is a very inappropriate and vulgar expression. It does not conform to proper language norms. If we only focus on the translation in a mechanical way without considering the inappropriateness, it would be: Really fucking amazing, I just damn it, who wrote this, so fucking awesome, in the future I should interrogate my own son like this, interrogate him to death. But it should be noted that such vulgar language is not suitable for formal or civilized communication.
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哈哈~ 庆幸我没碰到过这么厉害的老师.
Haha~ Fortunately, I haven't encountered such a powerful teacher.
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看过了还是觉得好笑啊
After seeing it, I still think it's funny.
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你一般喜欢什么牌子的呢？
( 得意忘形地) ：大中华……
What brand do you generally like?
(Arrogantly): Greater China...
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哈哈，这几招留着对付下一他倒 不错
Hehe, these moves are good for dealing with the next one
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真厉害，I服了U。这是谁编写的，太牛XXX了。以后对自己儿子就得这样审问
That's really amazing, I admire you. Who wrote this? It's extremely awesome. In the future, I should interrogate my own son like this
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真不是人写出来的.太TM利害了.
It's really not something a human would write. It's extremely amazing.
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好强啊，佩服……转载了……
So powerful, admire... Reprinted...
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呵呵，偶尔在无聊的时候看看这个还真是轻松多啦哦，以后嘛```````还是少抽烟啦``````
Hehe, occasionally when I'm bored, taking a look at this is really much more relaxing. Well, in the future... still smoke less...
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