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中国古代十大传说新解
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1.夸父:有历史记载的最早的精神分裂症患者,喜欢在烈日下裸奔。朝着太阳方向狂跑,自己声称要去追求光明,早上向东跑,到了下午却发现太阳在西边。于是来回往复,终于中暑而死。
2.神农氏:发楞功顽固修炼者,为了追求自身圆满,到处收集仙丹妙药,逮着什么往嘴里塞什么,最终死于食物中毒。
3.精卫:不听劝告,未经许可在非游泳区游泳,结果溺水而死。死后化做一只呆鸟,每天飞来飞去,不断进行中国历史上最早的填海工程。
4.共工:跟人打架,打不过。一怒之下,拆了房子。结果天倾西北,地不满东南。造成了板快漂移和环太平洋——喜玛拉雅火山地震带的形成,对中国现代地质地貌的形成有重大影响。
5.尾生:一个有高度政治觉悟的知识分子。尾同志在谈恋爱过程中正好碰到了百年一遇的特大洪水。尾生同志为了保护国家财产一座大桥,不惜跳入河中,用自己的身躯挡住洪峰。国家财产保住了,尾生同志却光荣的牺牲了。尾生同志的死是为了人民的利益而死,他的死比泰山还重。
6 嫦娥.:最早完成登月任务的中国女宇航员。面对摄影镜头,嫦娥同志激动地表白了自己的心声:对于我个人来说,这是一小步,但是对于整个人类来说,却是一次巨大的飞跃。在这里我首先要感谢我的丈夫后弈,是他不远万里给我买来了瑶池牌补钙丸,瑶池牌补钙丸是中国宇航局的指定补钙丸,吃了瑶池牌补钙丸,你好我好,他也好。
7.柳下惠:反腐英雄,国家的好干部。某奸商为了拉拢腐蚀国家干部,使出了最卑鄙的手段贿赂。雇佣某女为柳下惠同志进行按摩,被柳严辞拒绝。柳下惠同志据腐蚀永不沾,不愧为人民的好公仆,被授予中国最正派的男人称号,并颁发了锦旗和奖状,被组织上委以重任。
8.孟姜女:中国历史上著名的恐怖分子。为了替恐怖组织团伙自己的丈夫报仇,使用人体炸弹毁掉了中国历史上著名的国防工程万里长城。
9.花木兰:花木兰的父亲为了使自己和儿子逃避服兵役,受重男轻女思想影响,让花木兰同志冒名顶替服兵役。花木兰同志在战斗中勇敢顽强,一人击毙多名敌军官。由一名普通农村妇女成长为一名光荣的特级女战斗英雄,受到了党和国家领导人的光荣接见。
10. 包公:开封市市长兼市公安局局长兼检察院院长兼开封市中级人民法院院长,中科院院士。被中央授权可以不报最高人民法院批准直接判处罪犯死刑,包公同志本着坦白从严,抗拒更从严的原则剥夺了所有罪犯的辩护权和上述权,将一大批罪大恶极的罪犯用特制的刑具铡刀铡掉了脑袋。严厉的打击了一小撮罪犯的嚣张气焰,使敌人闻风丧胆,维护了国家经济建设的繁荣和稳定发展。
1. Kuafu: The earliest recorded schizophrenic patient in history, who liked to run naked under the hot sun. Running madly towards the sun, claiming to pursue light, he ran east in the morning but found the sun in the west in the afternoon. So he went back and forth, and finally died of heatstroke.
2. Shennong: A stubborn cultivator of the Dharma, in order to pursue self-perfection, he collected fairy pills and miraculous medicines everywhere, and ate whatever he caught, and finally died of food poisoning.
3. Jingwei: Disregarded advice, swam in a non-swimming area without permission, and drowned. After death, he turned into a silly bird, flying back and forth every day, and continuously carried out the earliest reclamation project in Chinese history.
4. Gonggong: Fought with someone and lost. In a fit of anger, he demolished the house. As a result, the sky tilted to the northwest and the ground was not full to the southeast. This caused the formation of plate tectonics and the Circum-Pacific-Himalayan volcanic and earthquake belt, which had a significant impact on the formation of modern Chinese geology and landforms.
5. Weisheng: An intellectual with a high political consciousness. Comrade Wei happened to encounter a once-in-a-century great flood during the process of falling in love. Comrade Wei risked jumping into the river to block the flood peak with his own body in order to protect a bridge, a state property. The state property was preserved, but Comrade Wei heroically sacrificed. Comrade Wei's death was for the interests of the people, and his death was heavier than Mount Tai.
6. Chang'e: The earliest Chinese female astronaut to complete the moon landing mission. Facing the camera, Comrade Chang'e excitedly expressed her heart: For me personally, this is a small step, but for all mankind, it is a huge leap. Here I would like to thank my husband Hou Yi first, it was he who bought me Yaochi brand calcium supplement pills from afar. Yaochi brand calcium supplement pills are the designated calcium supplement pills of the China Space Agency. After taking Yaochi brand calcium supplement pills, you are good, I am good, and he is good.
7. Liu Xiahui: An anti-corruption hero and a good cadre of the country. In order to win over and corrupt state cadres, a certain profiteer used the most despicable means of bribery. He hired a woman to massage Comrade Liu Xiahui, but was firmly rejected by Liu. Comrade Liu Xiahui was never contaminated by corruption, and he deserves to be a good public servant of the people. He was awarded the title of the most upright man in China, and a pennant and a certificate were issued. He was entrusted with an important task by the organization.
8. Meng Jiangnu: A famous terrorist in Chinese history. In order to avenge her husband for the terrorist organization gang, she used a human bomb to destroy the Great Wall, a famous national defense project in Chinese history.
9. Hua Mulan: Hua Mulan's father, influenced by the thought of preferring boys over girls, let Comrade Hua Mulan impersonate and perform military service in order to make himself and his son avoid military service. Comrade Hua Mulan was brave and tenacious in battle, and killed many enemy officers by herself. She grew from an ordinary rural woman into a glorious first-class female combat hero and was honored to be met by the party and state leaders.
10. Bao Gong: Mayor of Kaifeng City, director of the city public security bureau, president of the procuratorate, president of the Kaifeng City Intermediate People's Court, and academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. Authorized by the central government, he can directly sentence criminals to death without the approval of the Supreme People's Court. Comrade Bao Gong, in line with the principle of "strict on confession and stricter on resistance", deprived all criminals of their right to defense and appeal, and beheaded a large number of extremely heinous criminals with a special torture tool, the guillotine. He severely cracked down on the arrogance of a small number of criminals, made the enemy tremble with fear, and safeguarded the prosperity and stable development of the country's economic construction.
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