China DOS Union

(1)

2002-11-18　　　20:16:42　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　20:17:19　　 Chibi Maruko-chan
But my age doesn't suit you!

2002-11-18　　　20:18:00　　 Suddenly Free
It doesn't matter, I can wait for you to grow up.

2002-11-18　　　20:18:45　　 Chibi Maruko-chan
But I can't wait for you to grow up. I'm already 68.

2002-11-18　　　20:19:15　　 Suddenly Free
Fuck, damn it. You're 68 and still calling yourself "Chibi Maruko-chan"! Pretending to be innocent, huh!


(2)
2002-11-18　　　20:17:52　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　20:18:30　　　****IF****
Ha! You're joking with me again.

2002-11-18　　　20:19:08　　　Suddenly Free
No, I'm serious, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　20:19:42　　　****IF****
Forget it, stop joking with me.

2002-11-18　　　20:20:08　　　Suddenly Free
I'll say it again, I'm serious. Let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　20:20:48　　　****IF****
But I'm your real younger sister, bro.

2002-11-18　　　20:21:18　　　Suddenly Free
Huh?!


(3)
2002-11-18　　　20:18:47　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　20:19:08　　　 LUCY
Sure. Then if I miss you, will you come see me?

2002-11-18　　　20:20:11　　　Suddenly Free
I will. Whether you're in Mohe or the South China Sea, Lhasa or Qingdao.
As long as you want to see me, I'll definitely come see you.
So, where are you?

2002-11-18　　　20:21:18　　　 LUCY
Mm. I'm in America.

2002-11-18　　　20:21:52　　　Suddenly Free
Dizzy!



(4)
2002-11-18　　　20:19:41　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　20:20:11　　　Keran
Sure. What do you look like? Do you have a photo?

2002-11-18　　　20:21:08　　　Suddenly Free
Since it's an online romance, what does appearance matter?

2002-11-18　　　20:21:41　　　Keran
Of course it matters. I need to know where you rank among my 108 online romance partners!

2002-11-18　　　20:22:16　　　 Suddenly Free
108?! Fuck off, you promiscuous whore.


(5)
2002-11-18　　　 20:21:49　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　 20:22:28　　　　Sapphire
Are you a Party member?

2002-11-18　　　 20:23:00　　　　Suddenly Free
No, but does that matter?

2002-11-18　　　 20:23:51　　　　Sapphire
Then are you a Youth League member?

2002-11-18　　　 20:24:28　　　　Suddenly Free
Mm, no, not that either. What does that have to do with online romance?

2002-11-18　　　 20:24:59　　　　Sapphire
Then are you a Young Pioneer?

2002-11-18　　　 20:25:28　　　　Suddenly Free
I stopped being one many years ago. Why are you asking all this?!

2002-11-18　　　 20:26:01　　　　Sapphire
Very sorry. You're not a Party member, not a Youth League member, and even less a Young Pioneer, so how are you worthy of me?
I'm a group leader in our class!

2002-11-18　　　 20:27:12　　　　Suddenly Free
......


(6)
2002-11-18　　　　20:23:07　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　20:23:08　　　　 Xiaoyue
Don't message me if it's nothing important.

2002-11-18　　　　20:23:20　　　　Suddenly Free
I'm serious. Let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　20:23:21　　　　 Xiaoyue
Don't message me if it's nothing important.

2002-11-18　　　　20:23:49　　　　Suddenly Free
I really am serious.

2002-11-18　　　　20:23:50　　　　 Xiaoyue
Don't message me if it's nothing important.

2002-11-18　　　　20:25:11　　　　Suddenly Free
......　　　 I hate auto-reply!


(7)
2002-11-18　　　　 20:24:09　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　 20:24:47　　　　 Little Gang Girl
GG, would you fight to protect me?

2002-11-18　　　　 20:25:19　　　　Suddenly Free
Mm. I would.

2002-11-18　　　　 20:26:06　　　　 Little Gang Girl
GG, would you carry a machete for me and charge into the front line of chopping people?

2002-11-18　　　　 20:26:59　　　　Suddenly Free
......
I've changed my mind, better not do online romance after all.


(8)
2002-11-18　　　　　20:27:17　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　　20:28:03　　　　Sister Fourteen of Hung Hing
GG, can you fight?

2002-11-18　　　　　20:28:57　　　　Suddenly Free
Ah! Fighting again.
Mm. I can fight.
Back in sixth grade in elementary school I got in a fight and put a first grader in the hospital for two days.

2002-11-18　　　　　20:29:38　　　　　Sister Fourteen of Hung Hing
Badass! Then what happened to you?

2002-11-18　　　　　20:30:42　　　　　Suddenly Free
Mm, I was laid up in the hospital for four days.

2002-11-18　　　　　20:31:25　　　　　Sister Fourteen of Hung Hing
Get lost, useless man.

2002-11-18　　　　　20:32:04　　　　　Suddenly Free
......


(9)
2002-11-18　　　　　20:33:08　　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　　20:34:10　　　　　　Little Girl
Sure, but first my dad has to agree.

2002-11-18　　　　　20:34:48　　　　　　Suddenly Free
Ah! Your dad has to agree to this too?! Then where's your dad?

2002-11-18　　　　　20:35:12　　　　　　Little Girl
He's helping me type right now.
I'm only four and a half, I still can't type.

2002-11-18　　　　　20:37:48　　　　　　Little Girl
Why aren't you saying anything??

2002-11-18　　　　　20:38:12　　　　　　Suddenly Free
Hello, uncle!


(10)
2002-11-18　　　　　 20:39:08　　　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:40:06　　　　　　Cuihua
My God! I'm finally in love.　

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:41:02　　　　　　Suddenly Free
You've never been in a relationship before????

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:41:44　　　　　　Cuihua
Yeah, I've never been in a relationship! Everyone says I'm a dinosaur.
You're so nice, you gave me my first love.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:42:09　　　　　　Suddenly Free
You really are a dinosaur?!

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:43:11　　　　　　Cuihua
I don't think I am, actually I look okay.
But out of 48 of us, 47 voted that I'm a dinosaur.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:43:55　　　　　　Suddenly Free
We're breaking up. Right now.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:44:32　　　　　　Cuihua
5555555555555555555　　　　I won't accept it.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:45:13　　　　　　Suddenly Free
Go back to your Jurassic period.



(11)
2002-11-18　　　　　 20:45:38　　　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:46:17　　　　　　Piaomiao
Gender?

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:47:00　　　　　　Suddenly Free
You're an MM, so of course I'm a GG.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:47:30　　　　　　Piaomiao
Get lost.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:48:12　　　　　　Suddenly Free
?

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:49:31　　　　　　Piaomiao
I'm gay.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:50:16　　　　　　Suddenly Free
!


(12)
2002-11-18　　　　　 20:51:23　　　　　　Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:52:44　　　　　　Matchmaker
First pay a 100-yuan registration fee.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:53:06　　　　　　Suddenly Free
? I have to pay a registration fee too?

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:54:17　　　　　　Matchmaker
This is a marriage agency.
Business is bad these days, so we had to come online to look for growth.

2002-11-18　　　　　 20:55:30　　　　　　Suddenly Free
Holy crap!

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