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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » :MM, let's have an online romance! (Hilarious) View 699 Replies 3
Original Poster Posted 2002-12-27 00:00 ·  中国 广东 河源 连平县 电信
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(1)

2002-11-18   20:16:42  Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18   20:17:19   Chibi Maruko-chan
But my age doesn't suit you!

2002-11-18   20:18:00   Suddenly Free
It doesn't matter, I can wait for you to grow up.

2002-11-18   20:18:45   Chibi Maruko-chan
But I can't wait for you to grow up. I'm already 68.

2002-11-18   20:19:15   Suddenly Free
Fuck, damn it. You're 68 and still calling yourself "Chibi Maruko-chan"! Pretending to be innocent, huh!


(2)
2002-11-18   20:17:52   Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18   20:18:30   ****IF****
Ha! You're joking with me again.

2002-11-18   20:19:08   Suddenly Free
No, I'm serious, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18   20:19:42   ****IF****
Forget it, stop joking with me.

2002-11-18   20:20:08   Suddenly Free
I'll say it again, I'm serious. Let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18   20:20:48   ****IF****
But I'm your real younger sister, bro.

2002-11-18   20:21:18   Suddenly Free
Huh?!


(3)
2002-11-18   20:18:47   Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18   20:19:08    LUCY
Sure. Then if I miss you, will you come see me?

2002-11-18   20:20:11   Suddenly Free
I will. Whether you're in Mohe or the South China Sea, Lhasa or Qingdao.
As long as you want to see me, I'll definitely come see you.
So, where are you?

2002-11-18   20:21:18    LUCY
Mm. I'm in America.

2002-11-18   20:21:52   Suddenly Free
Dizzy!



(4)
2002-11-18   20:19:41   Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18   20:20:11   Keran
Sure. What do you look like? Do you have a photo?

2002-11-18   20:21:08   Suddenly Free
Since it's an online romance, what does appearance matter?

2002-11-18   20:21:41   Keran
Of course it matters. I need to know where you rank among my 108 online romance partners!

2002-11-18   20:22:16    Suddenly Free
108?! Fuck off, you promiscuous whore.


(5)
2002-11-18    20:21:49    Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18    20:22:28    Sapphire
Are you a Party member?

2002-11-18    20:23:00    Suddenly Free
No, but does that matter?

2002-11-18    20:23:51    Sapphire
Then are you a Youth League member?

2002-11-18    20:24:28    Suddenly Free
Mm, no, not that either. What does that have to do with online romance?

2002-11-18    20:24:59    Sapphire
Then are you a Young Pioneer?

2002-11-18    20:25:28    Suddenly Free
I stopped being one many years ago. Why are you asking all this?!

2002-11-18    20:26:01    Sapphire
Very sorry. You're not a Party member, not a Youth League member, and even less a Young Pioneer, so how are you worthy of me?
I'm a group leader in our class!

2002-11-18    20:27:12    Suddenly Free
......


(6)
2002-11-18    20:23:07    Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18    20:23:08     Xiaoyue
Don't message me if it's nothing important.

2002-11-18    20:23:20    Suddenly Free
I'm serious. Let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18    20:23:21     Xiaoyue
Don't message me if it's nothing important.

2002-11-18    20:23:49    Suddenly Free
I really am serious.

2002-11-18    20:23:50     Xiaoyue
Don't message me if it's nothing important.

2002-11-18    20:25:11    Suddenly Free
......    I hate auto-reply!


(7)
2002-11-18     20:24:09    Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18     20:24:47     Little Gang Girl
GG, would you fight to protect me?

2002-11-18     20:25:19    Suddenly Free
Mm. I would.

2002-11-18     20:26:06     Little Gang Girl
GG, would you carry a machete for me and charge into the front line of chopping people?

2002-11-18     20:26:59    Suddenly Free
......
I've changed my mind, better not do online romance after all.


(8)
2002-11-18     20:27:17    Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18     20:28:03    Sister Fourteen of Hung Hing
GG, can you fight?

2002-11-18     20:28:57    Suddenly Free
Ah! Fighting again.
Mm. I can fight.
Back in sixth grade in elementary school I got in a fight and put a first grader in the hospital for two days.

2002-11-18     20:29:38     Sister Fourteen of Hung Hing
Badass! Then what happened to you?

2002-11-18     20:30:42     Suddenly Free
Mm, I was laid up in the hospital for four days.

2002-11-18     20:31:25     Sister Fourteen of Hung Hing
Get lost, useless man.

2002-11-18     20:32:04     Suddenly Free
......


(9)
2002-11-18     20:33:08     Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18     20:34:10      Little Girl
Sure, but first my dad has to agree.

2002-11-18     20:34:48      Suddenly Free
Ah! Your dad has to agree to this too?! Then where's your dad?

2002-11-18     20:35:12      Little Girl
He's helping me type right now.
I'm only four and a half, I still can't type.

2002-11-18     20:37:48      Little Girl
Why aren't you saying anything??

2002-11-18     20:38:12      Suddenly Free
Hello, uncle!


(10)
2002-11-18      20:39:08      Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18      20:40:06      Cuihua
My God! I'm finally in love. 

2002-11-18      20:41:02      Suddenly Free
You've never been in a relationship before????

2002-11-18      20:41:44      Cuihua
Yeah, I've never been in a relationship! Everyone says I'm a dinosaur.
You're so nice, you gave me my first love.

2002-11-18      20:42:09      Suddenly Free
You really are a dinosaur?!

2002-11-18      20:43:11      Cuihua
I don't think I am, actually I look okay.
But out of 48 of us, 47 voted that I'm a dinosaur.

2002-11-18      20:43:55      Suddenly Free
We're breaking up. Right now.

2002-11-18      20:44:32      Cuihua
5555555555555555555    I won't accept it.

2002-11-18      20:45:13      Suddenly Free
Go back to your Jurassic period.



(11)
2002-11-18      20:45:38      Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18      20:46:17      Piaomiao
Gender?

2002-11-18      20:47:00      Suddenly Free
You're an MM, so of course I'm a GG.

2002-11-18      20:47:30      Piaomiao
Get lost.

2002-11-18      20:48:12      Suddenly Free
?

2002-11-18      20:49:31      Piaomiao
I'm gay.

2002-11-18      20:50:16      Suddenly Free
!


(12)
2002-11-18      20:51:23      Suddenly Free
MM, let's have an online romance!

2002-11-18      20:52:44      Matchmaker
First pay a 100-yuan registration fee.

2002-11-18      20:53:06      Suddenly Free
? I have to pay a registration fee too?

2002-11-18      20:54:17      Matchmaker
This is a marriage agency.
Business is bad these days, so we had to come online to look for growth.

2002-11-18      20:55:30      Suddenly Free
Holy crap!
我完全同意设想建立DOS组织“DOS联盟” ,也就是说和Wengier、以及“起步”站长莫老师等DOS战友一起来建立这个“DOS联盟”,以发展我国自主OS(操作系统)的高度去完成我们共同的愿望。
------党委书记
Floor 2 Posted 2003-02-23 00:00 ·  中国 江苏 镇江 电信
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Funny!
Floor 3 Posted 2003-03-30 00:00 ·  中国 吉林 吉林市 中移铁通
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<- 刷新一下换个MM
叫我Jorkin或小p就行,别再叫playboy2925了,跟提犯人似的。
如果认为小弟发的logo不错的话,给朵鲜花我就知道了。:)
Floor 4 Posted 2004-04-07 00:00 ·  中国 安徽 淮南 电信
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Any kind of thing can happen
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