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贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Back home, feels great!
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Floor1 如是大师 Posted 2003-11-14 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北
I was in Henan this whole time, and the weather changed. It was so cold every night I was shivering.... Finally back in Wuhan.. feels good.... Too bad! I can only stay back for a few days..
Floor2 红色狂想 Posted 2003-11-14 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省
What brought you to the Central Plains? What kind of work do you do, how come you're running all over the place!
Floor3 如是大师 Posted 2003-11-14 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北
Hehe! I do interior design.. I just like running around.. what's up?
Floor4 红色狂想 Posted 2003-11-14 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省
When are you going to come design my home too?
Floor5 如是大师 Posted 2003-11-14 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北
Hehe.. charging the highest rate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Floor6 红色狂想 Posted 2003-11-14 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省
You'd still charge for doing design work for our MBI investigation team?!
Floor7 如是大师 Posted 2003-11-14 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北
I only charge Kuangxiang!
Floor8 红色狂想 Posted 2003-11-15 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省
Now that puts my mind at ease, otherwise everyone would say I was using my power for personal gain!
Floor9 wqzggg Posted 2003-11-16 00:00
初级用户 Posts 29 Credits 175
When you have time help me redesign my toilet, every time I'm taking a dump there's a jet of water shooting up from the side, it's depressing as hell
Floor10 红色狂想 Posted 2003-11-16 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省
Then get a fully automatic one, with adaptive body-temperature sensing and network access. You can even enjoy The Matrix 3 while taking a dump!
Floor11 wqzggg Posted 2003-11-17 00:00
初级用户 Posts 29 Credits 175
What if it crashes halfway through`?~ Or gets infected by a virus or something Would the toilet have to install antivirus software too?
Floor12 Dark-Destroy Posted 2003-11-17 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,551 Credits 8,312
The following is quoted from wqzggg's post at 2003-11-17 4:38:31:
What if it crashes halfway through`?~ Or gets infected by a virus or something  Would the toilet have to install antivirus software too?

No, from what I can tell, chances are the virus came from you
Floor13 君~小妹 Posted 2003-11-17 00:00
初级用户 Posts 67 Credits 257 From 上海市
Brother Wu~ Haven't seen you for a looooong time`
Couldn't get on these past few days~
How have you been?~
Remember to go back and see your little sister~
I'll miss you~
Floor14 君~小妹 Posted 2003-11-17 00:00
初级用户 Posts 67 Credits 257 From 上海市
Brother Wu~ Haven't seen you for a looooong time`
Couldn't get on these past few days~
How have you been?~
Remember to go back and see your little sister~
I'll miss you~
Floor15 红色狂想 Posted 2003-11-17 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省
No way, the toilet's software system is entirely firmware-burned into chips, it can't be infected by a virus!
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