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Original Poster Posted 2002-12-14 00:00 ·  中国 广东 河源 连平县 电信
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Eight Coquettish Skills of Girls and Their Solutions
Author: fly_cloud(fly_cloud)
Regarding women, no matter how much I talk today, it's an old story. But times are developing. Women are making progress. In the ever-changing development, women have more tricks to deal with men. The following are the eight coquettish skills of women and the solutions:

  1. Soft Fingers Entangling: When a woman coquettishly says on the phone or other contact tools that she wants to see you and can't live without you, you should be careful. This is the most proficient trick of women, that is, the earth-shaking "soft fingers entangling". Because the tenderness of women, I believe few men can resist. Especially when a woman coquettishly says on QQ: "Will you come tonight", I believe that about 90% of most men will collapse. But there are always 10% of men who will hold on. How do they do it? The answer is very simple, that is, suspicion.

When a woman "soft fingers entangle" you, you should think about in what situation she will be like this to you. According to incomplete statistics, most women when "soft fingers entangle" have some requirements for men. If there are no requirements, then congratulations to you! Because maybe that woman's maternal complex has come, and she needs you to be like a pet.

  2. Like a Bone in the Throat: Women like to say half-sentences to the men they like. She actually also wants to say it completely. But the reserve of women makes the words she wants to say like a bone in the throat. At this time, the woman is probably missing you, or she hopes you to go to her side to give her a sense of security. But she is not convenient to say her needs because she is after all a woman.

At this time, men should think more. Then tentatively ask the woman. Now communication is developed. QQ chat is even less scruples. You can also boldly say "Do you want it?" or you can implicitly say: "If you want it, just say it!" Then the woman will coquettishly say "You have to guess!" Then you can fully display your manly nature haha!

  3. Pretending to Let Go to Catch: Generally, women won't directly tell you what they need. She will ask you "Have you eaten?" "Have you watched that movie?" Actually, she wants to watch it herself and hasn't eaten herself!

When encountering such a situation, if you have watched it, honestly say you have watched it, and if you have eaten, honestly say you have eaten. If you have intentions, you can say you haven't eaten or haven't watched it. Anyway, the meal can be eaten at any time. It doesn't matter if the movie has been watched. You can be a commentator, as long as you don't fear being thrown white eyes in the cinema.

  4. Pretending to Ask: Women on QQ generally will deliberately ask "Who are you!" You must never say "I am just me!" You should say sweetly: "I am the one who loves you" and other words. Because women very much hope that you remember her! Even if she doesn't remember you, it's okay! You must remember her!

Dealing with such a woman is very simple, but you have to tell a lie! Even if you don't remember, you should pretend to say affectionately that you always meet in dreams with her. If she asks you her name! If you haven't forgotten, that's the best! If you have forgotten, it's okay. You can say: "I forgot your name in the dream, now what I remember is just your face."

  5. Finding Topics When Having No Topics: Generally, when chatting about sensitive topics, women always avoid. But the nature of women is to cast a wide net, and she will give all men the opportunity to pursue her. But whether they can catch her or not is her business! Women will say "Let's change the topic!" Topics like "How is the weather today" are what women like.

At this time, you should pay attention. She is coquettish with you. If the weather is cold, you should care and say to her to put on an extra piece of clothing. If the weather is hot, you might as well suggest going swimming.

  6. Detour: Women will have many ways to coquettishly talk to you. She will not talk about this topic with you first. After detouring for a long time, the topic will naturally come to the topic she wants to talk about. This is the cleverness of women.

But no matter how clever women are, they still have to say what they want to say. If you are not interested in that topic, you might as well bring up the previous topic. If you are interested, it's okay to talk about it. Just don't talk deeply. Women will easily treat you as a confidant! If you are willing to be a confidant, that's another matter.

  7. Asking Questions: Women like to ask men questions. The questions are all kinds of strange. But after all, most of them are "Do you love me?" "What are you doing?" and other kinds. Men hope that women care about themselves, but if asked too much, naturally they will get annoyed!

When encountering such a situation, men should be patient with all questions. If you really can't stand it, quickly find an excuse to slip away, find an excuse to say goodbye to you. Never be intimidated by the questions, and don't repeatedly entangle with one question. Pay attention to the internet fee!

  8. Comprehensive: When a woman bombards you with the above seven coquettish ways, are you finished?? Wrong! You can smile and face life, face the MM directly! Facing the tenderness like water, don't be afraid! Just turn off the computer and walk away! Don't worry about no MM in the future, everyone in the world knows you - if you are as excellent as me! (Reprinted from Jinghua Forum)
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Floor 2 Posted 2002-12-14 00:00 ·  中国 江西 吉安 电信
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Floor 3 Posted 2002-12-14 00:00 ·  中国 天津 鹏博士宽带
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Oh, the LZ has changed careers? What's the next research topic you're preparing? Is it about women?
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Floor 4 Posted 2002-12-15 00:00 ·  中国 广东 河源 连平县 电信
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Women, well, they're something men spend a lifetime studying. Oh, not "something".
我完全同意设想建立DOS组织“DOS联盟” ,也就是说和Wengier、以及“起步”站长莫老师等DOS战友一起来建立这个“DOS联盟”,以发展我国自主OS(操作系统)的高度去完成我们共同的愿望。
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Oh, really changed careers. It seems that a lifetime of preparation has been made.
“小灵儿空间一辈子”正在后期制作中,请大家参观!
http://cometolinger.yeah.net
Floor 6 Posted 2005-12-02 17:03 ·  中国 江西 抚州 电信
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Please don't make a mistake. This is the DOS Union. Don't post anything about women, OK?
Floor 7 Posted 2005-12-02 19:14 ·  中国 广东 广州 天河区 电信
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Originally posted by Jonsgen at 2005-12-2 17:03:
Please don't post posts about women, OK?

Hehe, don't forget, this is the water-cooling area, and topics other than DOS can be posted (except for pornographic, violent, reactionary, etc.).
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Hehe, learning something~~~
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