Preparations:
>
> 1. Items to bring along:
> A. One sun hat
> ---to prepare for long hours of work in high temperatures.
> B. One pair of sunglasses
>
> ---a) for looking cool;
>
> ---b) so you can freely admire the "cultural" scenery around you without your girlfriend noticing. Note: under no circumstances should you drool or have any other reaction that sunglasses cannot cover up;
> ---c) when paying, they can conceal your complicated inner feelings and fierce mental struggle.
>
> C. One pair of cheap leather shoes (sneakers, cloth shoes, * shoes may be used as appropriate according to the historical background and actual needs)
>
> ---for the reason, refer to item 3. At the same time, wearing this can hint to the other party about your attitude toward material enjoyment and your current financial condition. A smart girlfriend will then choose to look rather than buy at shopping places; a wealthy girlfriend is even more likely to proactively buy you a new pair of leather shoes to save face while also showing concern. The purpose of this item can be said to be profound.
> D. One umbrella
>
> ---a) refer to item 3.
>
> ---b) the umbrella should be just large enough to cover one person, so that when the time comes it can maximize intimacy between the two of you and facilitate physical contact. When using it, try to let your girlfriend's clothes get just a little wet; the fun in this can only be understood, not explained.
> E. One bottle of quick-acting heart-saving pills
>
> ---your girlfriend tries on a gorgeous outfit and says with a smile, "Dear, this outfit fits so well!" The moment you lean over to look at the price tag, please immediately take out this piece of equipment.
> F. One tent
>
> ---for usage, refer to item 18.
>
> 2. Withdraw money. Note: be sure to let your girlfriend know that you withdrew money, while not letting her know how much you withdrew.
>
> 3. Closely watch the weather forecast; the best day to go out is one that changes from clear skies to a rainstorm.
>
> 4. Familiarize yourself with the terrain. Focus on the location of the following places: department stores, shoe malls, beauty salons, clothing shops, jewelry stores, cinemas, parks, plazas, banks, public toilets, hospitals, etc. Then, with guidance from friends who have girlfriends, work out a route (with safety, economy, and efficiency as principles).
>
> 5. Before setting out, do eye exercises *5 times to ensure your vision is above 1.5; take American ginseng pills and a brain-refreshing tonic, and if conditions permit, eat one or two monkey brains to stay energetic and quick-witted. The above measures are to ensure the effective implementation of item 13.
>
> 6. Carefully read "The Complete Manual for Accompanying Your Girlfriend Shopping."
>
> Shopping essentials:
>
> 7. Do not go deep into crowded areas, if your girlfriend meets any of the following conditions:
> A. Beautiful as a fairy
> B. Ugly as a durian
>
> C. Moves like a fleeing rabbit, stays still like a sow
> D. Both moving and still, like a sow
> E. Mentally unsound
> F. B D E
>
> 8. No urinating or defecating anywhere you please; comrades born in the Year of the Dog are excepted.
>
> 9. Before throwing flirtatious glances at a strange beauty, first visually assess the height, weight, explosiveness, mental state, medical history, family background... of the boyfriend beside her.
>
> 10. No kissing at traffic lights, so as to avoid causing traffic congestion or accidents.
>
> 11. Let the man's height = A, the woman's height = B, and the distance between the two while moving = C; then the following inference should be observed:
>
> When B>A, C=10*（B-A）
>
> When A>B, C=1/10*（A B）
>
> When A=B, C
> 12. When a beautiful woman approaches from the front, you must pretend not to notice her at all. A clever girlfriend will then ask: "Isn't this girl pretty?" Suggested response: say, "When I'm
>
> with you, there won't be a second beauty in my eyes." Then, while your girlfriend slightly lowers her head in shy delight, use your eyes to thoroughly profane that beauty.
>
> 13. While walking, maintain a high level of concentration; keep your eyes in all directions and your ears open on all sides. If you discover a place selling jewelry, clothing, cosmetics, high-end leather shoes, or similar goods, take a detour if you can.
>
> 14. If, because item 5 was not carried out well enough or because of force majeure, the detour fails, you absolutely must not show expressions or actions of frustration or indignation. Try to keep your facial muscles relaxed
>
> and natural; the ideal state is to secrete a slight charming smile. (Note: if you know that due to congenital deficiencies or malnutrition, the smile secreted may reflect your true inner feelings
>
> and become a bitter smile or an awkward half-cry half-smile, then the best state is not to secrete one.)
>
> 15. Do not enter a jewelry store together with your girlfriend if the two of you do not yet share a mutual intention to marry; do not enter a fitting room together with your girlfriend if the two of you do not yet share a mutual intention to enter
>
> a jewelry store.
>
> 16. When your girlfriend takes a liking to some cosmetic, suggested response: gently stroke her cheek and softly say, "Dear, with your natural beauty and no makeup at all, you're still as beautiful as a fairy,
>
> and once you use this, it will instead cover up your freshness." Side effects: after saying this, you will feel that you have violated your conscience, accompanied by symptoms of nausea, and it
>
> will not disappear for a day or two.
>
> 17. Before entering a clothing mall, be sure to transfer 90% of the funds in your wallet under the insole. This can also be done before departure.
>
> 18. When your girlfriend enters the fitting room, please take out the tent; it's time for a good sleep.
>
> 19. If shopping in summer, when buying cold drinks you must grasp the following key points:
>
> A. At the same price, Sprite contains slightly more carbon dioxide than Coke, so it makes you feel fuller; it is recommended to choose Sprite to extend its service life and thus delay the next time you buy a cold drink
>
> ;
>
> B. Of the same bottle of cold drink, a frozen one lasts longer than a non-frozen one, and is also more effective in relieving the heat, so it is easy to choose the former to reduce financial expenditure;
>
> C. For cold drinks of the same brand, it is recommended to check the production date, and it is easy to choose one that has already expired; its side effects can directly affect the consumer's appetite, thereby possibly lowering the
>
> lunch spending index.
>
> 20. On the way back, you must gaze at your girlfriend affectionately and say: "Accompanying you shopping is an unforgettable memory in my life." The meaning of this sentence is extraordinary, because whether
>
> the memory is painful or beautiful, it is unforgettable. And since you said it "affectionately," your girlfriend will naturally understand it as the latter.
> Finally, may you move with ease in the narrow gap between beauty and money.
>
> Everyone should remember this, it's beneficial and harmless!
>
> 1. Items to bring along:
> A. One sun hat
> ---to prepare for long hours of work in high temperatures.
> B. One pair of sunglasses
>
> ---a) for looking cool;
>
> ---b) so you can freely admire the "cultural" scenery around you without your girlfriend noticing. Note: under no circumstances should you drool or have any other reaction that sunglasses cannot cover up;
> ---c) when paying, they can conceal your complicated inner feelings and fierce mental struggle.
>
> C. One pair of cheap leather shoes (sneakers, cloth shoes, * shoes may be used as appropriate according to the historical background and actual needs)
>
> ---for the reason, refer to item 3. At the same time, wearing this can hint to the other party about your attitude toward material enjoyment and your current financial condition. A smart girlfriend will then choose to look rather than buy at shopping places; a wealthy girlfriend is even more likely to proactively buy you a new pair of leather shoes to save face while also showing concern. The purpose of this item can be said to be profound.
> D. One umbrella
>
> ---a) refer to item 3.
>
> ---b) the umbrella should be just large enough to cover one person, so that when the time comes it can maximize intimacy between the two of you and facilitate physical contact. When using it, try to let your girlfriend's clothes get just a little wet; the fun in this can only be understood, not explained.
> E. One bottle of quick-acting heart-saving pills
>
> ---your girlfriend tries on a gorgeous outfit and says with a smile, "Dear, this outfit fits so well!" The moment you lean over to look at the price tag, please immediately take out this piece of equipment.
> F. One tent
>
> ---for usage, refer to item 18.
>
> 2. Withdraw money. Note: be sure to let your girlfriend know that you withdrew money, while not letting her know how much you withdrew.
>
> 3. Closely watch the weather forecast; the best day to go out is one that changes from clear skies to a rainstorm.
>
> 4. Familiarize yourself with the terrain. Focus on the location of the following places: department stores, shoe malls, beauty salons, clothing shops, jewelry stores, cinemas, parks, plazas, banks, public toilets, hospitals, etc. Then, with guidance from friends who have girlfriends, work out a route (with safety, economy, and efficiency as principles).
>
> 5. Before setting out, do eye exercises *5 times to ensure your vision is above 1.5; take American ginseng pills and a brain-refreshing tonic, and if conditions permit, eat one or two monkey brains to stay energetic and quick-witted. The above measures are to ensure the effective implementation of item 13.
>
> 6. Carefully read "The Complete Manual for Accompanying Your Girlfriend Shopping."
>
> Shopping essentials:
>
> 7. Do not go deep into crowded areas, if your girlfriend meets any of the following conditions:
> A. Beautiful as a fairy
> B. Ugly as a durian
>
> C. Moves like a fleeing rabbit, stays still like a sow
> D. Both moving and still, like a sow
> E. Mentally unsound
> F. B D E
>
> 8. No urinating or defecating anywhere you please; comrades born in the Year of the Dog are excepted.
>
> 9. Before throwing flirtatious glances at a strange beauty, first visually assess the height, weight, explosiveness, mental state, medical history, family background... of the boyfriend beside her.
>
> 10. No kissing at traffic lights, so as to avoid causing traffic congestion or accidents.
>
> 11. Let the man's height = A, the woman's height = B, and the distance between the two while moving = C; then the following inference should be observed:
>
> When B>A, C=10*（B-A）
>
> When A>B, C=1/10*（A B）
>
> When A=B, C
> 12. When a beautiful woman approaches from the front, you must pretend not to notice her at all. A clever girlfriend will then ask: "Isn't this girl pretty?" Suggested response: say, "When I'm
>
> with you, there won't be a second beauty in my eyes." Then, while your girlfriend slightly lowers her head in shy delight, use your eyes to thoroughly profane that beauty.
>
> 13. While walking, maintain a high level of concentration; keep your eyes in all directions and your ears open on all sides. If you discover a place selling jewelry, clothing, cosmetics, high-end leather shoes, or similar goods, take a detour if you can.
>
> 14. If, because item 5 was not carried out well enough or because of force majeure, the detour fails, you absolutely must not show expressions or actions of frustration or indignation. Try to keep your facial muscles relaxed
>
> and natural; the ideal state is to secrete a slight charming smile. (Note: if you know that due to congenital deficiencies or malnutrition, the smile secreted may reflect your true inner feelings
>
> and become a bitter smile or an awkward half-cry half-smile, then the best state is not to secrete one.)
>
> 15. Do not enter a jewelry store together with your girlfriend if the two of you do not yet share a mutual intention to marry; do not enter a fitting room together with your girlfriend if the two of you do not yet share a mutual intention to enter
>
> a jewelry store.
>
> 16. When your girlfriend takes a liking to some cosmetic, suggested response: gently stroke her cheek and softly say, "Dear, with your natural beauty and no makeup at all, you're still as beautiful as a fairy,
>
> and once you use this, it will instead cover up your freshness." Side effects: after saying this, you will feel that you have violated your conscience, accompanied by symptoms of nausea, and it
>
> will not disappear for a day or two.
>
> 17. Before entering a clothing mall, be sure to transfer 90% of the funds in your wallet under the insole. This can also be done before departure.
>
> 18. When your girlfriend enters the fitting room, please take out the tent; it's time for a good sleep.
>
> 19. If shopping in summer, when buying cold drinks you must grasp the following key points:
>
> A. At the same price, Sprite contains slightly more carbon dioxide than Coke, so it makes you feel fuller; it is recommended to choose Sprite to extend its service life and thus delay the next time you buy a cold drink
>
> ;
>
> B. Of the same bottle of cold drink, a frozen one lasts longer than a non-frozen one, and is also more effective in relieving the heat, so it is easy to choose the former to reduce financial expenditure;
>
> C. For cold drinks of the same brand, it is recommended to check the production date, and it is easy to choose one that has already expired; its side effects can directly affect the consumer's appetite, thereby possibly lowering the
>
> lunch spending index.
>
> 20. On the way back, you must gaze at your girlfriend affectionately and say: "Accompanying you shopping is an unforgettable memory in my life." The meaning of this sentence is extraordinary, because whether
>
> the memory is painful or beautiful, it is unforgettable. And since you said it "affectionately," your girlfriend will naturally understand it as the latter.
> Finally, may you move with ease in the narrow gap between beauty and money.
>
> Everyone should remember this, it's beneficial and harmless!
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