Super Net Bug's Draft Divorce Agreement
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http://tech.tom.com October 28, 2002Source: Southern Net
Lili:
For the sake of our respective futures, and for the sake of the next generation, in the spirit of mutual benefit, I think our property should be divided as follows when we divorce:
1. All bank account numbers and passwords go to you! I only want the Internet account number and password;
2. The big color TV goes to you; I only want the little color monitor;
3. The piano goes to you; I only want that keyboard that can only make monotone sounds.
4. All the remote controls for the household appliances go to you; I only want that optical mouse;
5. The wardrobe goes to you; I only want my computer case;
6. The DVD goes to you; I only want the CD-ROM drive;
7. The tape recorder goes to you; I only want that clattering floppy drive;
8. All the 24K jewelry goes to you; I only want that 10G hard disk;
9. The amplifier and audio/video equipment go to you; I only want that tiny speaker box;
10. The mobile phone goes to you; I only want that telephone line.
11. The camera goes to you; I only want the scanner;
12. That ancestral pen goes to you; I only want the printer;
13. The lively and lovely Pekingese goes to you; I only want that 56K modem;
14. The genuine leather sofa goes to you; I only want that computer chair that wobbles when you sit on it;
15. All the tables and chairs go to you; I only want my computer desk that I never clean up;
16. The carpet goes to you; I only want the mouse pad.
If you agree to the above, then we'll draw up an agreement.
Mengmeng 2002 xx month xx day
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http://tech.tom.com October 28, 2002Source: Southern Net
Lili:
For the sake of our respective futures, and for the sake of the next generation, in the spirit of mutual benefit, I think our property should be divided as follows when we divorce:
1. All bank account numbers and passwords go to you! I only want the Internet account number and password;
2. The big color TV goes to you; I only want the little color monitor;
3. The piano goes to you; I only want that keyboard that can only make monotone sounds.
4. All the remote controls for the household appliances go to you; I only want that optical mouse;
5. The wardrobe goes to you; I only want my computer case;
6. The DVD goes to you; I only want the CD-ROM drive;
7. The tape recorder goes to you; I only want that clattering floppy drive;
8. All the 24K jewelry goes to you; I only want that 10G hard disk;
9. The amplifier and audio/video equipment go to you; I only want that tiny speaker box;
10. The mobile phone goes to you; I only want that telephone line.
11. The camera goes to you; I only want the scanner;
12. That ancestral pen goes to you; I only want the printer;
13. The lively and lovely Pekingese goes to you; I only want that 56K modem;
14. The genuine leather sofa goes to you; I only want that computer chair that wobbles when you sit on it;
15. All the tables and chairs go to you; I only want my computer desk that I never clean up;
16. The carpet goes to you; I only want the mouse pad.
If you agree to the above, then we'll draw up an agreement.
Mengmeng 2002 xx month xx day
我完全同意设想建立DOS组织“DOS联盟” ，也就是说和Wengier、以及“起步”站长莫老师等DOS战友一起来建立这个“DOS联盟”，以发展我国自主OS（操作系统）的高度去完成我们共同的愿望。
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