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Original Poster Posted 2002-12-14 00:00 ·  中国 广东 河源 连平县 电信
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The CEO's Name Alone Is Valuable
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http://tech.tom.com  Oct. 31, 2002Source: Pacific Computer Net
A man walked into a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The owner pointed at three parrots of different appearance standing on a branch and said, “The one on the left is worth 500 yuan.”
“What? A parrot can sell for that much?” the man was greatly surprised.
“Yes, because it can use a computer,” the owner replied.
The man asked the price of another parrot, and was told it was 1000 yuan.
The owner explained, “Besides the skills that parrot just had, it can also operate UNIX.”
The man was puzzled. He carefully asked the price of the third parrot, and was told it was 2000 yuan.
“What can it do then?” the man asked.
“To tell the truth, I’ve never seen it do anything, but the other two parrots both call it CEO”.
我完全同意设想建立DOS组织“DOS联盟” ,也就是说和Wengier、以及“起步”站长莫老师等DOS战友一起来建立这个“DOS联盟”,以发展我国自主OS(操作系统)的高度去完成我们共同的愿望。
------党委书记
Floor 2 Posted 2002-12-14 00:00 ·  中国 广东 河源 连平县 电信
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About online romance -- answering my wife's question
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http://tech.tom.com  Oct. 28, 2002Source: Pacific Computer Net
Wife: How real is “online romance”?
  Answer: If there is a 100-yuan bill lying on the road, whether anyone can pick it up depends on whether everyone is blind, dull, stupid, or crazy.
  Wife: There was a young man and woman on TV whose online romance succeeded; that's real.
  Answer: Can you guarantee that in your whole life you will never pick up money from the road?
  Wife: Why do you always use “money” as the analogy?
  Answer: Because for every hour spent falling in love online, you have to pay the telecom bureau 5 yuan 8 mao.
  Wife: Can “online romance” be understood as Platonic love?
  Answer: No. Because the other side might be an old man or an old woman, which would create a huge generation gap. But there was no generation gap between Plato and his lover.
  Wife: Is “online romance” really completely absurd?
  Answer: Whatever exists is reasonable, so it is not absurd. What I was just talking about was the universality of “online romance”; that does not rule out its individuality.
  Wife: Do you oppose it?
  Answer: No.
  Wife: Do you support it?
  Answer: No.
  Wife: Neutral?
  Answer: Seems so. More accurately, I’m just a bystander, an observer.
  Wife: Before marriage, did you ever consider “online romance”?
  Answer: I tried it in practice.
  Wife: The result?
  Answer: When I used the screen name “Little Lion,” no girls chased me! When I changed my name to “Blue Rose,” a whole bunch of brothers fell madly in love with me.
  Wife: What did you think of that?
  Answer: Smash the chat room, and stop using OICQ!
  Wife: Marquez said: a man needs two women, one to love, the other to sew on buttons.
  Answer: Byron once said: all tragedies end in death, all comedies end in marriage.
  Wife: Do you think you've matured?
  Answer: You know, every day at noon and in the evening I “surf” once each, because I’m curious. Curious people are still not mature, including the elderly Einstein.
  Wife: I want to go online in the next room and have a spiritual exchange with you. How about it?
  Answer: Who's going to mop the floor, wash the clothes, wash the vegetables, and cook?
我完全同意设想建立DOS组织“DOS联盟” ,也就是说和Wengier、以及“起步”站长莫老师等DOS战友一起来建立这个“DOS联盟”,以发展我国自主OS(操作系统)的高度去完成我们共同的愿望。
------党委书记
Floor 3 Posted 2006-09-24 07:14 ·  中国 浙江 台州 电信
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Although this is an old thread, it's wonderful.
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