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Girls of the 12 Zodiac Signs Meeting a Frog Online Friend
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http://tech.tom.com　 Nov. 1, 2002Source: PConline
You arranged to meet an online friend, and brought a Hello Kitty toy as the sign. Then you secretly catch sight of him and he actually turns out to be a frog. Let's see how girls of different zodiac signs deal with a frog.


Aries: What! A frog actually showed up? I'm not playing this game! (At top speed she throws Kitty into the trash can.) This is so humiliating! I have to get online right away and tell him I'm going abroad!

Taurus: Wow! How can anyone look like that! Even if people shouldn't be judged by appearances, getting scared to death by him would still be way too much of a loss! This is so unfair to me! Hurry and put Kitty away and pretend not to know him.

Gemini: Of the thirty-six stratagems, running away is best. And this Kitty is way too unlucky, so I may as well leave it by the roadside. Ah! Little sister, this Kitty is for you, no need to thank me. (Then hide and watch the fun.)

Cancer: A frog?! This is just the worst luck ever. I absolutely refuse to be eaten by a frog. He's coming over---put Kitty on the bookstall and let him recognize the owner instead, boo hoo----I'm going home.

Leo: That damned frog actually dared to toy with my feelings. If I go back like this my friends will definitely laugh at me. Better give Kitty to that old granny by the roadside. Granny is more kindhearted. I'm going back online to look for handsome guys!

Virgo: Oh my god! A frog?! Should I run away? But would that be too immoral? Being ugly isn't his fault either——no way, I'd better run after all, otherwise if he clings to me later I'm done for.

Libra: Ah! A frog! What do you mean people can't be judged by appearance? Haven't you heard that looks come from the heart? I'm so kind, feeding a frog would be way too not worth it, and this frog isn't even cute at all—better pretend I didn't see him.

Scorpio: What! It's actually a frog? I'm definitely going to announce it to the whole world online. Serves him right for deceiving my feelngs! Hmph! If he dares mess with me, I'll definitely make him pay! When the time comes, even if he begs me in misery it'll be no use.

Sagittarius: These days, frogs don't even think they're frogs. Maybe they need a little stimulation. But meeting face to face, I might lose my life in a frog's mouth, so I'd better go home and write an E-mail to point it out and remind him that he's a frog.

Capricorn: How strange. He's obviously a frog, yet he still came out to meet an online friend? How could I be this unlucky! Forget it, I'll just count it as eight lifetimes of bad luck, and I even lost a Kitty too. What a heavy loss!

Aquarius: Hey! You next door (also a frog), do you like Kitty? You do? Then it's yours. It's fine, someone gave it to me anyway—(let the frogs kill each other!)

Pisces: It's not like looking like a frog was intentional! I should still meet him. Ah! Xiaomei, where are you dragging me off to? Didn't you want me to keep you company? What? I even have to take a frog? But it's not his fault...

This Is How a Hacker Is Made
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http://tech.tom.com　 Oct. 31, 2002Source: PConline沙滩鱼
Xiao Zhang had a QQ account he hadn't used for a long time. One day he wanted to log in and take a look, and update his profile a bit.
　　But then he realized he had forgotten the password. What to do??
　　So he got stubborn and thought, “I'll try all the passwords I used before.”
　　Time passes…………
　　At last, sweating all over, Xiao Zhang logged into QQ and finished changing his info. “Ah, done.”
　　Just then, he heard several people behind him discussing it: “Wow, this guy must be a hacker. Look, he didn't use any tools at all, and he still hacked someone else's QQ and even changed the profile. So amazing!!”

This Is How a Hacker Is Made
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http://tech.tom.com　 Oct. 31, 2002Source: PConline沙滩鱼
Xiao Zhang had a QQ account he hadn't used for a long time. One day he wanted to log in and take a look, and update his profile a bit.
　　But then he realized he had forgotten the password. What to do??
　　So he got stubborn and thought, “I'll try all the passwords I used before.”
　　Time passes…………
　　At last, sweating all over, Xiao Zhang logged into QQ and finished changing his info. “Ah, done.”
　　Just then, he heard several people behind him discussing it: “Wow, this guy must be a hacker. Look, he didn't use any tools at all, and he still hacked someone else's QQ and even changed the profile. So amazing!!”

Poor frog..............