Laughing About Martial Arts: Quality of Life Issues
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http://tech.tom.com October 18, 2002Source: Southern NetA Cun
The biggest difference between *Dream of the Red Chamber* and *The Legend of the Condor Heroes* does not lie in whether Jia Baoyu can use the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms or whether Guo Jing can write good words, but in that Jia Baoyu is more worried about not having money to spend than Guo Jing. People in martial arts stories never think about how to make money, and never worry about unemployment, etc. It's really enviable.
Taohua Island is a typical closed society, operated by eight disciples and CEO Huang Yaoshi. But under a deliberate conspiracy, the two traitors Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng stole the technical secret *The Nine Yin Manual* of Taohua Island and prepared to set up their own business and compete with Teacher Huang for the market. Since the Wulin Conference at Mount Hua was indefinitely postponed, Mr. Huang could not solve this problem through normal channels. Although he sent lawyer letters many times, they were all ignored. In a fit of rage, Mr. Huang disbanded the management team and entered a closed state. However, the problem followed. On Taohua Island after the disciples scattered, there were probably Master Huang Yaoshi and his daughter and no more than five servants. The entire Taohua Island had to maintain the living resources for ten people. But the problem is that Master Huang vowed not to leave the island for a step, that is, decided a strategy of seclusion and non-intercourse, not carrying out foreign trade. Through normal reasoning, Huang Yaoshi's living situation should be very similar to the British and Lu Xun's fellow countryman Robinson Crusoe. Make another reasonable inference, Huang Rong should have grown up eating fish. Of course, the fish that little Huang eats is very likely to be very high-grade grouper, but no matter what, when Guo Jing first met Huang Rong, he would never smell a faint fishy smell, but only a faint fishy smell. It is very likely that little Huang was followed by a string of cats. Master Jin Yong probably omitted this detail. According to the above Huang Cat Theorem, a huge loophole in the book *The Legend of the Condor Heroes* will be found, and Huang Rong's cooking skills are inexplicable. Of course, she is very likely to work hard on a microwave oven recipe like my girlfriend and memorize it, but the key is that Chi can have no practical opportunities. For example, knife skills, mastering the heat, and how to put less monosodium glutamate to reduce the chance of getting cancer, Huang Rong had no way to exercise these technical details in that closed environment. So, the statement that Huang Rong used cooking skills to deceive the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms is pure nonsense. To the best of her ability, she could only make a whole fish feast for Old Hongqi.
Another place similar to Taohua Island is Xiaolongnü's mansion, the Zhongnan Tomb with super invincible mountain views. This is a more closed living environment. Let's not go into details about how Lin Chaoying was before. Just say that after Xiao Longnü and Yang Guo moved into the tomb, it seems that they never ate a serious meal. Their main meal was honey. But it's very strange, what kind of broken bees collect honey all year round. Even if the bees work overtime, the flowers being picked still want to rest for a few weekends. Let's assume for a moment that everyone can survive on honey alone, but after a few years, the accumulated large amount of sugar will make the two of them become two fat people, and have serious diabetes, high blood pressure, and more seriously, there is a risk of senile dementia at the age of twenty or so. Their side meal is the Cold Jade Bed. When hungry, lying on it, they will soon be full of energy, and all things grow. This ten-thousand-year Cold Jade Bed is probably produced by Hai* Company and can be guaranteed for ten years. And Xiaolongnü is their product image spokesperson, so a trial one is given first. According to the introduction in the early part of *The Return of the Condor Heroes*, when Xiao Longnü was a child, there was also a mother-in-law responsible for contacting the outside world. After the mother-in-law died, she and Yang Guo completely fell into a state of malnutrition.
The previous two examples are too closed. There is also an example of an open group. The issue of the living resources of the Huashan School in *The Smiling, Proud Wanderer* is also worthy of discussion. Overall, these birds are doing well. For example, on Sigu Cliff, Lu Dayou sends vegetables and meals every day, and the quality is guaranteed. Moreover, these people can occasionally have some small-bourgeois sentiments. For example,令狐冲 will be small-bourgeois and taste wine, and can distinguish how many times the grape wine is steamed and brewed. But the problem is where does the Huashan School's living expenses come from? I understand that Tian Boguang has big fish and big meat because he goes to kill and rob, getting rich through labor. But the Huashan School is a typical non-labor, only internal fighting, and every day after eating, they think about how to kill all the sword sect disciples. It's really hard to explain where their funds come from. How is the small-bourgeois capital achieved? It seems that the entire Huashan School should be imprisoned for the crime of unclear source of income.
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http://tech.tom.com October 18, 2002Source: Southern NetA Cun
The biggest difference between *Dream of the Red Chamber* and *The Legend of the Condor Heroes* does not lie in whether Jia Baoyu can use the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms or whether Guo Jing can write good words, but in that Jia Baoyu is more worried about not having money to spend than Guo Jing. People in martial arts stories never think about how to make money, and never worry about unemployment, etc. It's really enviable.
Taohua Island is a typical closed society, operated by eight disciples and CEO Huang Yaoshi. But under a deliberate conspiracy, the two traitors Chen Xuanfeng and Mei Chaofeng stole the technical secret *The Nine Yin Manual* of Taohua Island and prepared to set up their own business and compete with Teacher Huang for the market. Since the Wulin Conference at Mount Hua was indefinitely postponed, Mr. Huang could not solve this problem through normal channels. Although he sent lawyer letters many times, they were all ignored. In a fit of rage, Mr. Huang disbanded the management team and entered a closed state. However, the problem followed. On Taohua Island after the disciples scattered, there were probably Master Huang Yaoshi and his daughter and no more than five servants. The entire Taohua Island had to maintain the living resources for ten people. But the problem is that Master Huang vowed not to leave the island for a step, that is, decided a strategy of seclusion and non-intercourse, not carrying out foreign trade. Through normal reasoning, Huang Yaoshi's living situation should be very similar to the British and Lu Xun's fellow countryman Robinson Crusoe. Make another reasonable inference, Huang Rong should have grown up eating fish. Of course, the fish that little Huang eats is very likely to be very high-grade grouper, but no matter what, when Guo Jing first met Huang Rong, he would never smell a faint fishy smell, but only a faint fishy smell. It is very likely that little Huang was followed by a string of cats. Master Jin Yong probably omitted this detail. According to the above Huang Cat Theorem, a huge loophole in the book *The Legend of the Condor Heroes* will be found, and Huang Rong's cooking skills are inexplicable. Of course, she is very likely to work hard on a microwave oven recipe like my girlfriend and memorize it, but the key is that Chi can have no practical opportunities. For example, knife skills, mastering the heat, and how to put less monosodium glutamate to reduce the chance of getting cancer, Huang Rong had no way to exercise these technical details in that closed environment. So, the statement that Huang Rong used cooking skills to deceive the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms is pure nonsense. To the best of her ability, she could only make a whole fish feast for Old Hongqi.
Another place similar to Taohua Island is Xiaolongnü's mansion, the Zhongnan Tomb with super invincible mountain views. This is a more closed living environment. Let's not go into details about how Lin Chaoying was before. Just say that after Xiao Longnü and Yang Guo moved into the tomb, it seems that they never ate a serious meal. Their main meal was honey. But it's very strange, what kind of broken bees collect honey all year round. Even if the bees work overtime, the flowers being picked still want to rest for a few weekends. Let's assume for a moment that everyone can survive on honey alone, but after a few years, the accumulated large amount of sugar will make the two of them become two fat people, and have serious diabetes, high blood pressure, and more seriously, there is a risk of senile dementia at the age of twenty or so. Their side meal is the Cold Jade Bed. When hungry, lying on it, they will soon be full of energy, and all things grow. This ten-thousand-year Cold Jade Bed is probably produced by Hai* Company and can be guaranteed for ten years. And Xiaolongnü is their product image spokesperson, so a trial one is given first. According to the introduction in the early part of *The Return of the Condor Heroes*, when Xiao Longnü was a child, there was also a mother-in-law responsible for contacting the outside world. After the mother-in-law died, she and Yang Guo completely fell into a state of malnutrition.
The previous two examples are too closed. There is also an example of an open group. The issue of the living resources of the Huashan School in *The Smiling, Proud Wanderer* is also worthy of discussion. Overall, these birds are doing well. For example, on Sigu Cliff, Lu Dayou sends vegetables and meals every day, and the quality is guaranteed. Moreover, these people can occasionally have some small-bourgeois sentiments. For example,令狐冲 will be small-bourgeois and taste wine, and can distinguish how many times the grape wine is steamed and brewed. But the problem is where does the Huashan School's living expenses come from? I understand that Tian Boguang has big fish and big meat because he goes to kill and rob, getting rich through labor. But the Huashan School is a typical non-labor, only internal fighting, and every day after eating, they think about how to kill all the sword sect disciples. It's really hard to explain where their funds come from. How is the small-bourgeois capital achieved? It seems that the entire Huashan School should be imprisoned for the crime of unclear source of income.
我完全同意设想建立DOS组织“DOS联盟” ，也就是说和Wengier、以及“起步”站长莫老师等DOS战友一起来建立这个“DOS联盟”，以发展我国自主OS（操作系统）的高度去完成我们共同的愿望。
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