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Reasons for finding yourself a male confidant




First: what is a confidant for? Answer: for setting up. Any prank or nasty trick you can think of can be tested on him first, to see what kind of explosive effect it has. And afterward, order him not to get mad!

Second: his smelly clothes, smelly socks, and smelly sneakers have absolutely nothing to do with you! But his good magazines, good CDs, and good discs are all automatically added to the list of things you can requisition.


Third: a ready-made bucket for pouring out your grievances + an emotional advice machine. Any relationship question you don’t understand or are too embarrassed to ask about, just dump it all on him! Of course he should take it upon himself to solve it!


Fourth: in front of him you can go completely without makeup, which saves a huge amount of money! And you can even glorify it by saying: I’m facing him with my truest self. But if he doesn’t give you cosmetics from time to time, you can righteously question him: “How do you expect me to be your beauty confidante!”


Fifth: what if you buy too many things and can’t carry them? Answer: find your confidant! He can help you solve the following problems at any time: an empty gas cylinder, a clogged drain, a burst light bulb... In short, he is an all-purpose repairman plus hourly worker! And quality guaranteed, free of charge, and on call whenever needed.


Sixth: the number one sucker under heaven is him! You can openly demand that he treat you to a meal, whether it’s a French feast or a roadside food stall, and you don’t even have to care about maintaining any ladylike image at all!


Seventh: want gifts? Just remind him now and then that today is Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day, Halloween, the Feast of the Assumption, or April Fool’s Day. If he deliberately plays dumb, you can always call him at three in the morning and complain to him about how crowded the subway was today and how awful you feel.


Eighth: want a broad shoulder to lean on when watching a movie? Find him. Feeling itchy and want to hit someone? Find him. Your family is forcing you on a blind date? Still find him.


Ninth: set him up as a superman who can solve every difficult and complicated problem, for example, helping you translate an English thesis, buying concert tickets for you, taking your pet to the vet, house-sitting while you’re away on a business trip, and picking you up at the airport when you get back.


Tenth: what if your maternal instincts kick in? Find him. You can happily pick out lots of clothes for him and dress him up over and over like a Barbie doll. You can also grab his face and tug it around however you like.



Of course, a male confidant like the one described above is really hard to find. If there really is such a person, then you’re too lucky. At the very least, if you can’t get married off, he can at least team up with you and live together, if he’s single.

Oh! So this is possible too...~

Heh, a young lady’s thoughts, but the writing is quite outstanding.
I think Xiuzi will definitely be able to find this kind of male confidant... Best wishes to Xiuzi MM.

Nice, I’ll find one to play with some other day~~ haha

What vicious women``` My mom already told me long ago `be careful when you see women` Looks like that really wasn’t false

It’s good that you have a sense of danger, haha~~

I like girls like this too!

Heh, girls all like to be coaxed, like to be cared for and indulged. This isn’t “vicious.” If you, wqzggg, can do it, then the return will also be very generous.
However, a man who can be a male confidant must have two qualities: first, he must be kind, kind to family, to friends, and to the people around him. Second, he must not be too utilitarian, otherwise most of the male-confidant act is just put on and can’t be relied on.
On the other hand, in the eyes of a male confidant, the other person must definitely be a very lovely girl, or a very outstanding one, someone worth doing all this for.

Heh

The following is quoted from wqzggg’s post on 2003-11-7 2:08:14:
What vicious women``` My mom already told me long ago `be careful when you see women ` Looks like that really wasn’t false

Hehe~~`
What era is this now~~~````

The following is quoted from wqzggg’s post on 2003-11-7 2:08:14:
What vicious women``` My mom already told me long ago `be careful when you see women ` Looks like that really wasn’t false

But your mom is a woman too....

Looks like DD and Kuangxiang have promise, hehe. Work hard.

To avoid misunderstanding, let me explain that last sentence:
From the perspective of someone with experience, girls like the MM described in the article the OP reposted are top-grade, even the very best, which is why I encouraged DD and Kuangxiang to work hard toward that in the future. But I don’t want to spell it out too clearly either; the specific things are better left for them to slowly experience for themselves as they grow up, that way it has more flavor.

Hehe... In the future I’ll definitely remember one thing: when reposting, be sure to note that it’s reposted. It won’t happen again.

Hehe~ I really couldn’t be this kind of male confidant!..

The following is quoted from mys’s post on 2003-11-11 14:54:53:
Looks like DD and Kuangxiang have promise, hehe. Work hard.

To avoid misunderstanding, let me explain that last sentence:
From the perspective of someone with experience, girls like the MM described in the article the OP reposted are top-grade, even the very best, which is why I encouraged DD and Kuangxiang to work hard toward that in the future. But I don’t want to spell it out too clearly either; the specific things are better left for them to slowly experience for themselves as they grow up, that way it has more flavor.

Teacher Mo, actually you don’t really need to explain it specially, I can understand what you mean