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| 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Makes you want to punch someone |
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| Floor1 hunome | Posted 2003-10-23 00:00 |
| 银牌会员 Posts 721 Credits 2,265 | |
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> > Xiao Ming is a really naughty kid
> > > > > > > > > > His dad was worried about his grades, so he told him, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you get into a good junior high school, I'll grant you one wish. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So Xiao Ming started taking things seriously, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and sure enough, he got into a very famous junior high school. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad said: I can grant you one wish > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming asked: Any wish is okay'' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad said: Of course, any wish is okay! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming said: Then I want three feathers of different colors. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad thought it was very strange > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why didn't Xiao Ming want something else > > > > > > > > > > > > > > but wanted three feathers of different colors'' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he still went and found three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiao Ming > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming was very happy. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After starting junior high > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming was still really, really bad, and never studied. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad started worrying again that he wouldn't get into a good high school > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he told Xiao Ming that if Xiao Ming got into a good high school > > > > > > > > > > > > he would grant Xiao Ming one wish. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After hearing that, Xiao Ming started studying seriously? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And sure enough Xiao Ming got into a very ideal high school > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad then told him that he could grant him one wish. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming asked: Really, any wish is okay'' > > > > > > > > > > > > his dad said: Of course, any wish is okay > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming said to his dad: Then I want three feathers of different colors > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad thought it was very strange > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why did Xiao Ming want three feathers of different colors? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But he still went and found three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiao Ming > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming was very happy. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Later, after starting high school > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming still never studied, and just played every day > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad was very worried, afraid he wouldn't get into college > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So he told Xiao Ming that if Xiao Ming got into a good university > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he could grant Xiao Ming one wish. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After hearing that, Xiao Ming started working hard again > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Later, when the college admissions results came out > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sure enough Xiao Ming got into a very good university again. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad said: I can grant you one wish. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming said: Really, any wish is okay? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad said: Of course, any wish is okay. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming said: I want three feathers of different colors > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming's dad again thought it was very strange > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Why didn't Xiao Ming want something else > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and insist on three feathers of different colors? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But anyway it wasn't that difficult > > > > > > > > > > > > > > so his dad got him three feathers of different colors > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming was very happy. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Later, after he went to college > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming rode his bicycle around every day having fun > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One day Xiao Ming got into a traffic accident, and after being sent to the hospital > > > > > > > > > > > > > > his dad went to see him > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The doctor said Xiao Ming was almost done for > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So his dad said to Xiao Ming: Before you die, I can grant you one more wish > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming said: Really, any wish is okay'' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > His dad said: Of course, any wish is okay. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming said: I want three feathers of different colors > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming's dad thought, after Xiao Ming gets the feathers > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I absolutely have to ask clearly why Xiao Ming kept wanting three feathers of different colors'' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Later, after Xiao Ming's dad found three feathers of different colors. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > he gave them to Xiao Ming > > > > > > > > > > > > > > After Xiao Ming got them, he became very happy. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming's dad asked him: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming, every time you want three feathers of different colors, and I gave them to you > > > > > > > > > > > > > > then you have to tell me why you want three feathers of different colors'' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xiao Ming said: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Because..........because............I............ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ....................and then Xiao Ming died........ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ........the story is over~............ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ........................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really over.................. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .......................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ........................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .........I already told you, and you're still reading..........!!!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ............................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ............................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ............................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ............................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ............................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ............................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ............................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Makes you want to hit someone ah''''''''................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ...................................................... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ................................................ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I want to hit the person who mailed this to me even more!!!!!! > > > > |
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| Floor2 红色狂想 | Posted 2003-10-24 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省 | |
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You're deliberately wasting resources! Why does Xiao Ming want three feathers of different colors every time? I think he probably wanted to use the feathers to make a colorful feather dress for his girl!
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| Floor3 Kinglion | Posted 2004-04-19 00:00 |
| 铂金会员 Posts 1,924 Credits 5,798 From 金獅電腦軟體工作室 | |
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I felt like it too after reading this........
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| Floor4 easy88888 | Posted 2004-05-21 00:00 |
| 初级用户 Posts 3 Credits 108 | |
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Just beat me to death, after finishing your post I don't want to live anymore~~~~~~~~~
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