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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Makes you want to punch someone View 815 Replies 3
Original Poster Posted 2003-10-23 00:00 ·  中国 北京 科技网
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> > Xiao Ming is a really naughty kid
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> > If you get into a good junior high school, I'll grant you one wish.
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> > and sure enough, he got into a very famous junior high school.
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> > His dad said: I can grant you one wish
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> > Xiao Ming asked: Any wish is okay''
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> > His dad said: Of course, any wish is okay!
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> > Xiao Ming said: Then I want three feathers of different colors.
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> > Why didn't Xiao Ming want something else
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> > but wanted three feathers of different colors''
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> > But he still went and found three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiao Ming
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> > Xiao Ming was very happy.
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> > After starting junior high
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> > Xiao Ming was still really, really bad, and never studied.
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> > His dad started worrying again that he wouldn't get into a good high school
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> > So he told Xiao Ming that if Xiao Ming got into a good high school
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> > After hearing that, Xiao Ming started studying seriously?
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> > And sure enough Xiao Ming got into a very ideal high school
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> > His dad then told him that he could grant him one wish.
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> > Xiao Ming asked: Really, any wish is okay''
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> > his dad said: Of course, any wish is okay
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> > Xiao Ming said to his dad: Then I want three feathers of different colors
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> > But he still went and found three feathers of different colors and gave them to Xiao Ming
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> > Xiao Ming was very happy.
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> > Later, after starting high school
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> > Xiao Ming still never studied, and just played every day
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> > His dad was very worried, afraid he wouldn't get into college
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> > After hearing that, Xiao Ming started working hard again
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> > Later, when the college admissions results came out
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> > sure enough Xiao Ming got into a very good university again.
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> > His dad said: I can grant you one wish.
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> > Xiao Ming said: Really, any wish is okay?
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> > Xiao Ming said: I want three feathers of different colors
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> > Xiao Ming's dad again thought it was very strange
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> > But anyway it wasn't that difficult
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> > so his dad got him three feathers of different colors
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> > One day Xiao Ming got into a traffic accident, and after being sent to the hospital
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> > The doctor said Xiao Ming was almost done for
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> > So his dad said to Xiao Ming: Before you die, I can grant you one more wish
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> > Xiao Ming said: Really, any wish is okay''
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> > Xiao Ming's dad thought, after Xiao Ming gets the feathers
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> > I absolutely have to ask clearly why Xiao Ming kept wanting three feathers of different colors''
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> > Xiao Ming, every time you want three feathers of different colors, and I gave them to you
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> > then you have to tell me why you want three feathers of different colors''
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> > Xiao Ming said:
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> > Because..........because............I............
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> > ....................and then Xiao Ming died........
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> > ........the story is over~............
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> > .........I already told you, and you're still reading..........!!!!!!!
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> > Makes you want to hit someone ah''''''''................................
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> > I want to hit the person who mailed this to me even more!!!!!!
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Floor 2 Posted 2003-10-24 00:00 ·  中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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You're deliberately wasting resources! Why does Xiao Ming want three feathers of different colors every time? I think he probably wanted to use the feathers to make a colorful feather dress for his girl!
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I felt like it too after reading this........
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Floor 4 Posted 2004-05-21 00:00 ·  中国 湖南 长沙 电信
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Just beat me to death, after finishing your post I don't want to live anymore~~~~~~~~~
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