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| 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] How to tell whether someone is married |
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| Floor1 红色狂想 | Posted 2003-10-21 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省 | |
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A female math teacher called on absent-minded Peter.
Teacher: "There are three birds on a wire. You shoot one down with an air gun. How many are left on the wire?" Peter: "None." Teacher: "Why?" Peter: "Because the other two were startled by the gunshot and flew away." Teacher: "From a math standpoint, there should still be two left. But I do like your way of thinking." Peter: "Teacher, I have a question for you. Three women in the park each bought a popsicle. One licks it, one bites it, and one sucks on it. Which one do you think is married?" The teacher thought for a moment, blushed, and muttered: "I think it should be the one sucking on it." Peter said smugly: "Wrong, it's the one wearing a wedding ring. But I do like your way of thinking." |
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| Floor2 ko20010214 | Posted 2003-10-22 00:00 |
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| Floor3 autoit | Posted 2003-10-25 00:00 |
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Heh
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| Floor4 如是大师 | Posted 2003-10-26 00:00 |
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Haha
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| Floor5 红色狂想 | Posted 2003-10-26 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省 | |
The following is quoted from autoit's post at 2003-10-25 14:54:13: autoit, so you still know how to show up here. Hurry up and tell her to get in touch with me. She's not still playing games, is she? |
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| Floor6 Dark-Destroy | Posted 2003-10-26 00:00 |
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| Floor7 Roy | Posted 2003-10-26 00:00 |
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| Floor8 Dark-Destroy | Posted 2003-10-27 00:00 |
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| Floor9 灵龙 | Posted 2003-10-27 00:00 |
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Mm.... that's some highly skilled flooding...
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| Floor10 红色狂想 | Posted 2003-10-28 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省 | |
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I think it wastes quite a lot of bits too!
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| Floor11 Dark-Destroy | Posted 2003-10-28 00:00 |
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It's bytes~~
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| Floor12 x-y | Posted 2003-10-29 00:00 |
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Avatar...
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| Floor13 红色狂想 | Posted 2003-10-29 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省 | |
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Do you mean avatar or surrender?
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| Floor14 x-y | Posted 2003-10-29 00:00 |
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Hehe, Crazy Dream, aren't you tired? I'm talking about the avatar~ DD's avatar is really PL, you know~
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| Floor15 红色狂想 | Posted 2003-10-29 00:00 |
| 金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省 | |
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I was just about to ask that too. DD's avatar changed all of a sudden, I must learn the full inside story!
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