China DOS Union

01. When your wife is eating, you must attend at her side, ladling soup and serving rice; you must not eat before she does.
02. When your wife is putting on makeup, you must wait happily and praise her sincerely; you must not show impatience while waiting.
03. When your wife is getting dressed, you must help iron her clothes and offer suggestions; you must not sneer or mock her.
04. When your wife is bathing, you must test the water temperature and scratch her back and scrub it for her; you must not harbor selfish desires.
05. When your wife goes to work, you must drive her there in a Benz and escort her like a bodyguard; you must not just leave her to society at ease.
06. When your wife is in danger, you must rush in regardless of yourself and sacrifice yourself generously; you must not cling to life and fear death.
07. When your wife is very tired, you must greet her with a smile and massage her shoulders and back; you must not act chauvinistically.
08. When your wife goes on a shopping spree, you must bravely pay the bill and encourage her more; you must not do it unwillingly.
09. When your wife serves dishes, you must praise them without end and eat several more bowls; you must not be picky with food.
10. When your wife sleeps, you must fan her in the hot summer and warm the bedding in the cold winter; you must not snore or hog the blanket.
11. When your wife is sick, you must personally tend to her medicine and forget food and sleep; you must not be indifferent.
12. When your wife gives you money, you must accept it with tearful gratitude and live frugally; you must not be extravagant or wasteful.
13. On your wife's holidays, you must personally send flowers and prepare a grand dinner at night; you must not treat it casually.
14. When your wife goes shopping, you must not shrink from the trouble and carry the heavy things; you must not be lazy or afraid of weight.
15. When your wife is bored, you must perform desperately to amuse her; you must not act like you don't care at all.
16. When your wife is troubled, you must comfort her gently and help ease her burdens; you must not add fuel to the fire.
17. When your wife lectures you, you must keep both hands close to your sides and stand at attention; you must not be absent-minded.
18. When your wife speaks, you must listen with full concentration and take diligent notes; you must not forget it as soon as you've heard it.
19. When your wife makes a mistake, you must blame yourself and take the blame upon yourself; you must not let your wife get implicated.
20. When your wife goes out, you must stay close beside her and take good care of her; you must not let her be alone.

21. When your wife gets up, you must greet her attentively and have breakfast ready; you must not oversleep.
22. When your wife is sad, you must feel heartbroken and grieve deeply; you must not show a smile on your face.
23. When your wife comes home late, you must wait patiently and greet her cheerfully; you must not fly into a rage.
24. When your wife is away, you must miss her day and night and keep yourself chaste; you must not fool around behind her back.
25. When your wife is happy, you must celebrate with lights and decorations and make a grand occasion of it; you must not pour cold water on it.
26. When your wife is hurt, you must attend to her and apply medicine, feeling as if it were your own pain; you must not blame or scold her.
27. When your wife calls me, I must jump up and answer yes, then run over at once; I must not claim to be busy with affairs.
28. When your wife can't sleep, you must stay with her all night and help her count sheep; you must not go off to dream of the Duke of Zhou.
29. When your wife takes a walk, you must hold an umbrella for her in the rain and shade her in the blazing summer; you must not let her get sunburned or drenched.
30. When your wife passes by, you must bow your head and kneel to welcome her; you must not act like you are supreme.
31. When your wife instructs you, you must recite it over and over and carry it out faithfully; you must not omit or forget it.
32. When your wife is applying a facial mask, you must provide methods and try them on yourself; you must not burst out laughing.
33. When your wife is playing cards, you must provide late-night snacks and come whenever called; you must not skip out and go elsewhere.
34. When your wife sings, you must feel as if bathed in a spring breeze and praise her endlessly; you must not be unable to suppress your laughter.
35. When your wife is angry, you must kneel and beg forgiveness and plead for mercy; you must not ignore her.
36. When your wife hits me, I must let her have her way and thank her gracious favor; I must not hit back or glare.
37. When your wife acts coquettishly, you must comfort her in a soft voice and pamper and coax her in every way; you must not just talk empty words.
38. When your wife stays up late, you must serve her snacks and stay awake with her; you must not slip away first.
39. When your wife has an exam, you must help her study and mark the key points; you must not act as if it has nothing to do with you.
40. When your wife comes home, you must take off her shoes and socks and prepare a chair for her to sit on; you must not sit there complacently.

41. When your wife gives a speech, you must nod from time to time and show deep agreement; you must not casually refute her.
42. When your wife cries, you must hand her tissues and wipe away her tears and snot; you must not ignore it completely.
43. When your wife is thirsty, you must personally serve her iced water to cool her off; you must not merely quench thirst by thinking of plums.
44. When your wife interrogates you, you must swear oaths and curses to show your loyalty; you must not be careless about it.
45. When your wife drives, you must instruct her gently and ease her tension; you must not make her even more nervous.
46. When your wife advises you, you must be broad-minded and accept it modestly; you must not care too much about saving face.
47. When your wife kisses you, you must be passionate and energetic and do your best; you must not be all lips and teeth.
48. When your wife is in pain, you must diligently buy grapes and apply warm compresses on time; you must not let her suffer unattended.
49. When your wife favors you, you must give whatever she asks and persevere; you must not prove unequal to the task.
50. When your wife doesn't want to, you must swallow your tears and solve it yourself; you must not resort to buying it with money.

Shen Jie’s experience.......
It brings tears to the eyes, absolutely tragic!

I’m willing! What a scamper to the ground, haha!

So happy! Don’t cry!～～～～～～～～Hehe～～～～

Ahem!
Then congratulations to Shen Jie, he has a lovable wife!

If you can do 20 of them, you're already a good husband; if you can do 30, you can only be a good lover; if you can do 40, you can be sent to a protected zone; if you can do all 50, go look on Mars! (You can ask 狂想, he's seen plenty over on Mars!)

What are you talking about!
I'm still just a little virgin!
How could I have such good fortune!
At best it's just quenching thirst by thinking of plums!
^_^
But I guarantee that once I have a wife, I will definitely live properly!
And love my wife properly!
Don't just say the 50 rules above—even if it were 100, I'd agree to them all!
^_^

No use asking me either, I prefer girls from Earth, with the area limited to within the CN zone. ^o^

Living like this is too tiring, I’d better slip away!
I like being free and at ease!
Come in a hurry, leave in a hurry!

It can't be this miserable, right!!!

Easy for you to say!

Don’t just talk without doing it.

I agree with Master Rushi in post #6.

Can the OP still keep doing this after ten years of marriage? If you can, then I’d rather change sex and marry you. Too bad I’m already too old. Wonder whether the OP would still want me. Hehe

And I also don’t know whether in terms of age on the forum I’m only a little younger than Master Rushi.

We also have to thank wphs0326; he’s the one who bumped up such an ancient thread.

Yes, after a long time, if nobody bumps it, it just gets forgotten. Looking at what was written, it’s not bad. It’s just that the demands on men are a bit too...

Shen Jie is still a bit idealistic. My wife once said something very incisive: when two people have been together for a long time, know each other’s shortcomings completely, and can still say they love each other, that is true love.
I think if you can really do that, it’s already enough. What need is there for any 50 rules.

It’d be better used as song lyrics~~~