Three hungry Germans run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they would study it and draw up a detailed boar-killing plan.
On the second day, they would organize and carry out the hunt according to the plan.
On the third day, they would eat the boar and then quietly leave the forest.
Only years later would people discover that one pig was missing from the forest.
Three hungry Japanese run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they would immediately pounce on it and gang-rape the boar.
On the second day, they would chop the boar to pieces with random blades, smear it with green mustard, and eat it raw.
On the third day, they would write a textbook titled: “Helping the wild boars in the forest build a blissful imperial paradise.”
Three hungry Americans run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they would spend the whole day discussing whether to hunt the boar.
On the second day, they would tell the world: the boar is a terrifying man-eating animal, and if it is not eaten, the consequences would be unimaginable. They would also warn the boar: if it does not leave the forest within 24 hours, it will suffer total destruction.
At dawn on the third day, they would madly rush over, raze the boar’s nest to the ground, seize the boar and the whole forest as their own, and only afterward collect evidence that the boar ate people.
Three hungry British run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they would ask around about the Americans’ views and attitude toward the boar.
On the second day, they would declare to the world that they firmly support the Americans’ decision.
On the third day, they would bravely charge at the boar behind the Americans, and then get a little of the leftover pork from what the Americans had eaten.
Three hungry Arabs run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they send one person strapped with explosives, disguised as a boar, to blow up the boar’s nest.
On the second day, they send another person strapped with explosives, using a pork bomb to blow the boar to death.
On the third day, the remaining person, afraid of taking the blame, begins fleeing and going into exile in the forest.
Three hungry Chinese run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, the elder among them would speak at length about the dialectical relationship between humans and wild boars, the importance of eating pork, how killing boars and eating pork should reflect Chinese characteristics, and the superiority of the Chinese in killing boars, and so on.
On the second day, the elder gives a mobilization report before the boar hunt, lays out the requirements and overall strategic deployment for this hunt, and once again emphasizes the great significance of hunting the boar. After the meeting, group discussions are held, with people speaking in turn, so as to achieve deep understanding and thorough grasp of the spirit of the conference.
On the third day, the major media are notified to report on how each group has launched a new upsurge in studying the spirit of boar-killing.
Several days later, people discover in the forest three Chinese who have starved to death.
On the first day, they would study it and draw up a detailed boar-killing plan.
On the second day, they would organize and carry out the hunt according to the plan.
On the third day, they would eat the boar and then quietly leave the forest.
Only years later would people discover that one pig was missing from the forest.
Three hungry Japanese run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they would immediately pounce on it and gang-rape the boar.
On the second day, they would chop the boar to pieces with random blades, smear it with green mustard, and eat it raw.
On the third day, they would write a textbook titled: “Helping the wild boars in the forest build a blissful imperial paradise.”
Three hungry Americans run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they would spend the whole day discussing whether to hunt the boar.
On the second day, they would tell the world: the boar is a terrifying man-eating animal, and if it is not eaten, the consequences would be unimaginable. They would also warn the boar: if it does not leave the forest within 24 hours, it will suffer total destruction.
At dawn on the third day, they would madly rush over, raze the boar’s nest to the ground, seize the boar and the whole forest as their own, and only afterward collect evidence that the boar ate people.
Three hungry British run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they would ask around about the Americans’ views and attitude toward the boar.
On the second day, they would declare to the world that they firmly support the Americans’ decision.
On the third day, they would bravely charge at the boar behind the Americans, and then get a little of the leftover pork from what the Americans had eaten.
Three hungry Arabs run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, they send one person strapped with explosives, disguised as a boar, to blow up the boar’s nest.
On the second day, they send another person strapped with explosives, using a pork bomb to blow the boar to death.
On the third day, the remaining person, afraid of taking the blame, begins fleeing and going into exile in the forest.
Three hungry Chinese run into a wild boar in the forest:
On the first day, the elder among them would speak at length about the dialectical relationship between humans and wild boars, the importance of eating pork, how killing boars and eating pork should reflect Chinese characteristics, and the superiority of the Chinese in killing boars, and so on.
On the second day, the elder gives a mobilization report before the boar hunt, lays out the requirements and overall strategic deployment for this hunt, and once again emphasizes the great significance of hunting the boar. After the meeting, group discussions are held, with people speaking in turn, so as to achieve deep understanding and thorough grasp of the spirit of the conference.
On the third day, the major media are notified to report on how each group has launched a new upsurge in studying the spirit of boar-killing.
Several days later, people discover in the forest three Chinese who have starved to death.
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青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
我自一过后，野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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