1. What the F U C K is going on? (What the hell is going on exactly?)
Usually this comes out of a black person's mouth, and the tone works best as confusion, incomprehension, anger, and so on.
If it's a white person, then most of the time they would say - What the hell is going on?
Same meaning, but suitable for more situations.
The person saying this is usually a superior, and someone you've known for quite a while.
But if you come home from a business trip and see a stark naked stranger lying beside your wife, then it can really come in handy!
2. You son of B I T C H ! (You son of a bitch!)
Surprisingly, the people who love saying this most are often women.
The more noble and dignified a woman is, the more likely she is to blurt this out once the pressure reaches a certain point.
Never argue back with an educated MM, otherwise after getting cursed at you'll still think you were being praised!
3. All rise! (Everybody stand up!)
The biggest way domestic English teachers lead students astray is that their spoken English is too poor, and they love using made-up colloquial English.
From elementary school to high school, the English class reps always shouted - Stand up!
Of course there's nothing really wrong with that, but why not say the standard expression? Just like how we use standard Mandarin when reading Chinese aloud!
4. It's bullshit! (Nonsense! Bullshit!)
Once you learn this sentence, I guarantee you'll use it so much you won't want to stop.
Its uses are way too broad!
The best is to bring it out when arguing with your mom, look her straight in the eye, and say it in a repentant tone.
What? Your mom is a diplomat?
Then just pretend I never said that! But...
What's your mom's surname?
5. Damn it! (Damn it!)
This usually pops out of the mouth of some lone hero; the pronunciation should be light, but the tone should be heavy!
That hero is often facing a life-or-death decision, like whether to cut the blue wire first or the red wire first.
When saying it, you need the imposing air of a warrior riding off never to return!
This sentence is suitable for use when being rejected by an MM; say it to her retreating figure!
Absolutely don't forget to coordinate it with a skyward stab of the middle finger on your right hand!
6. It's none of your business! (None of your damn business!)
This one is already close to a classic!
When you're browsing unhealthy websites online and the internet cafe owner tries to stop you,
it can often perform wonders!
7. Come on!
Because this sentence has too many meanings, annotations are omitted.
But it really is very necessary!
If all those foreigners don't say it seventeen or eighteen times a day, their whole body starts itching.
You can slowly savor what makes it classic!
8. Ditto! (Me too!)
This wasn't originally common usage, but people who saw the movie "Ghost" all picked up the male lead's bad habit.
He never says I love you!
It's always "me too, me too!" until the MMs are so mad they're foaming at the mouth!
Actually, you can also say "Me too!" or "Me also!", but somehow they never sound artistic enough!
They're just missing that tiny bit of flavor and mood.
9. How can I forget such a beautiful girl/sexy boy?
When you meet again some MM or GG you've long had a crush on, you might as well use this line!
While the other person is still basking in intoxicated delight,
you can use that time to think hard about their name!
10. I had no choice! (I was forced into it too, I had no choice!)
The people who use this line most are those guys the male lead has cornered at the edge of a cliff!
I really didn't mean to sell you out, Your Excellency! Spare my life!
Xiaoyaozi launches his old leg....
Pegasus Meteor Leg!
Usually this comes out of a black person's mouth, and the tone works best as confusion, incomprehension, anger, and so on.
If it's a white person, then most of the time they would say - What the hell is going on?
Same meaning, but suitable for more situations.
The person saying this is usually a superior, and someone you've known for quite a while.
But if you come home from a business trip and see a stark naked stranger lying beside your wife, then it can really come in handy!
2. You son of B I T C H ! (You son of a bitch!)
Surprisingly, the people who love saying this most are often women.
The more noble and dignified a woman is, the more likely she is to blurt this out once the pressure reaches a certain point.
Never argue back with an educated MM, otherwise after getting cursed at you'll still think you were being praised!
3. All rise! (Everybody stand up!)
The biggest way domestic English teachers lead students astray is that their spoken English is too poor, and they love using made-up colloquial English.
From elementary school to high school, the English class reps always shouted - Stand up!
Of course there's nothing really wrong with that, but why not say the standard expression? Just like how we use standard Mandarin when reading Chinese aloud!
4. It's bullshit! (Nonsense! Bullshit!)
Once you learn this sentence, I guarantee you'll use it so much you won't want to stop.
Its uses are way too broad!
The best is to bring it out when arguing with your mom, look her straight in the eye, and say it in a repentant tone.
What? Your mom is a diplomat?
Then just pretend I never said that! But...
What's your mom's surname?
5. Damn it! (Damn it!)
This usually pops out of the mouth of some lone hero; the pronunciation should be light, but the tone should be heavy!
That hero is often facing a life-or-death decision, like whether to cut the blue wire first or the red wire first.
When saying it, you need the imposing air of a warrior riding off never to return!
This sentence is suitable for use when being rejected by an MM; say it to her retreating figure!
Absolutely don't forget to coordinate it with a skyward stab of the middle finger on your right hand!
6. It's none of your business! (None of your damn business!)
This one is already close to a classic!
When you're browsing unhealthy websites online and the internet cafe owner tries to stop you,
it can often perform wonders!
7. Come on!
Because this sentence has too many meanings, annotations are omitted.
But it really is very necessary!
If all those foreigners don't say it seventeen or eighteen times a day, their whole body starts itching.
You can slowly savor what makes it classic!
8. Ditto! (Me too!)
This wasn't originally common usage, but people who saw the movie "Ghost" all picked up the male lead's bad habit.
He never says I love you!
It's always "me too, me too!" until the MMs are so mad they're foaming at the mouth!
Actually, you can also say "Me too!" or "Me also!", but somehow they never sound artistic enough!
They're just missing that tiny bit of flavor and mood.
9. How can I forget such a beautiful girl/sexy boy?
When you meet again some MM or GG you've long had a crush on, you might as well use this line!
While the other person is still basking in intoxicated delight,
you can use that time to think hard about their name!
10. I had no choice! (I was forced into it too, I had no choice!)
The people who use this line most are those guys the male lead has cornered at the edge of a cliff!
I really didn't mean to sell you out, Your Excellency! Spare my life!
Xiaoyaozi launches his old leg....
Pegasus Meteor Leg!
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神州优雅Q300C
Intel CeleronM 370处理器 | 256MbDDR内存
40G硬盘 | USB2.0 | IEEE 1394
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10/100M网卡 | 四合一读卡器
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大功告成，打个Kiss!
ko20010214@MSN.com
神州优雅Q300C
Intel CeleronM 370处理器 | 256MbDDR内存
40G硬盘 | USB2.0 | IEEE 1394
13.3 ' WXGA 宽屏(16:10) | COMBO光驱
10/100M网卡 | 四合一读卡器
