China DOS Union

Customer: "Boss, how much are the condoms?"

Boss: "10 yuan"

Customer: "Can I try one first?"

Boss: "What is there to try? Fine, I'll make it cheaper, 9 yuan."

Customer: "Dizzy, and you call that cheaper?"

Boss: "Alright, 8 yuan, okay?"

Customer: "...."

Boss: "Don't tell me you still think it's too expensive?"

Customer: "It's not that it's expensive, it's that it'll drain me dry and kill me."

Boss: "Not that exaggerated, right? Seeing you're a kid, 7 yuan then."

Customer: "Mm, almost okay, but I don't have that much money."

Boss: "Huh? How much do you have?"

Customer: "5 yuan."

Boss: "Good grief, I'm dying here dizzy, at least add 1 more yuan!"

Customer: "I'd really like to add more, but my funds are limited."

Boss: "Fine, my bad luck, deal at 5 yuan."

Customer: "I'm not giving you 5 yuan, I have to keep 2 yuan for the ride."

Boss: "No way, you took a ride all the way here just to buy this thing?"

Customer: "Yeah, I came on route 11, and I'm even a repeat customer."

Boss: "Although I haven't seen you before, I hope you come again later. Deal at 3 yuan, alright?"

Customer (blushing): "But I still don't have a partner."

Boss: "Huh? Then what are you buying this for?"

Customer: "It's okay, if you make it 1 yuan cheaper, then I'll be able to find one!"

Boss: "￥%……￥%……%￥ you're ruthless, 2 yuan, okay?!"

Customer: "Wait, why is there a hole in this one?"

Boss: "How could you use it without a hole?!"

Customer: "Why does it look like it's been used before?"

Boss: "You can insult me, but don't insult my condoms. This is definitely new."

Customer: "Wow, it's not even dry on it yet. You're tricking me!"

Boss: "Ah!! Sorry hehe... doing business, you know, my storefront rent is over a thousand a day. If I don't make money, what am I supposed to eat? 1 yuan then, okay?"

Customer: "What you've done has seriously endangered my health and deeply affected my soul......."

Boss: "Oh my! That serious? Don't be mad, I'll sell it to you for 5 mao, okay?"

Customer: "Fine, write me an invoice!"

Boss faints dead away!

Totally dizzy!

Dizzy again!

Dizzy. As expected, you really are a master!
But this time you're being way too lazy, just changing it straight into "condom" and calling it a day. No way, this kind of thinking must be firmly criticized, lock him up and beat him!

What's wrong? Did it hit some sore spot for cn_archer?

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Dizzy!?