Customer: "Boss, how much are the condoms?"
Boss: "10 yuan"
Customer: "Can I try one first?"
Boss: "What is there to try? Fine, I'll make it cheaper, 9 yuan."
Customer: "Dizzy, and you call that cheaper?"
Boss: "Alright, 8 yuan, okay?"
Customer: "...."
Boss: "Don't tell me you still think it's too expensive?"
Customer: "It's not that it's expensive, it's that it'll drain me dry and kill me."
Boss: "Not that exaggerated, right? Seeing you're a kid, 7 yuan then."
Customer: "Mm, almost okay, but I don't have that much money."
Boss: "Huh? How much do you have?"
Customer: "5 yuan."
Boss: "Good grief, I'm dying here dizzy, at least add 1 more yuan!"
Customer: "I'd really like to add more, but my funds are limited."
Boss: "Fine, my bad luck, deal at 5 yuan."
Customer: "I'm not giving you 5 yuan, I have to keep 2 yuan for the ride."
Boss: "No way, you took a ride all the way here just to buy this thing?"
Customer: "Yeah, I came on route 11, and I'm even a repeat customer."
Boss: "Although I haven't seen you before, I hope you come again later. Deal at 3 yuan, alright?"
Customer (blushing): "But I still don't have a partner."
Boss: "Huh? Then what are you buying this for?"
Customer: "It's okay, if you make it 1 yuan cheaper, then I'll be able to find one!"
Boss: "￥%……￥%……%￥ you're ruthless, 2 yuan, okay?!"
Customer: "Wait, why is there a hole in this one?"
Boss: "How could you use it without a hole?!"
Customer: "Why does it look like it's been used before?"
Boss: "You can insult me, but don't insult my condoms. This is definitely new."
Customer: "Wow, it's not even dry on it yet. You're tricking me!"
Boss: "Ah!! Sorry hehe... doing business, you know, my storefront rent is over a thousand a day. If I don't make money, what am I supposed to eat? 1 yuan then, okay?"
Customer: "What you've done has seriously endangered my health and deeply affected my soul......."
Boss: "Oh my! That serious? Don't be mad, I'll sell it to you for 5 mao, okay?"
Customer: "Fine, write me an invoice!"
Boss faints dead away!
Boss: "10 yuan"
Customer: "Can I try one first?"
Boss: "What is there to try? Fine, I'll make it cheaper, 9 yuan."
Customer: "Dizzy, and you call that cheaper?"
Boss: "Alright, 8 yuan, okay?"
Customer: "...."
Boss: "Don't tell me you still think it's too expensive?"
Customer: "It's not that it's expensive, it's that it'll drain me dry and kill me."
Boss: "Not that exaggerated, right? Seeing you're a kid, 7 yuan then."
Customer: "Mm, almost okay, but I don't have that much money."
Boss: "Huh? How much do you have?"
Customer: "5 yuan."
Boss: "Good grief, I'm dying here dizzy, at least add 1 more yuan!"
Customer: "I'd really like to add more, but my funds are limited."
Boss: "Fine, my bad luck, deal at 5 yuan."
Customer: "I'm not giving you 5 yuan, I have to keep 2 yuan for the ride."
Boss: "No way, you took a ride all the way here just to buy this thing?"
Customer: "Yeah, I came on route 11, and I'm even a repeat customer."
Boss: "Although I haven't seen you before, I hope you come again later. Deal at 3 yuan, alright?"
Customer (blushing): "But I still don't have a partner."
Boss: "Huh? Then what are you buying this for?"
Customer: "It's okay, if you make it 1 yuan cheaper, then I'll be able to find one!"
Boss: "￥%……￥%……%￥ you're ruthless, 2 yuan, okay?!"
Customer: "Wait, why is there a hole in this one?"
Boss: "How could you use it without a hole?!"
Customer: "Why does it look like it's been used before?"
Boss: "You can insult me, but don't insult my condoms. This is definitely new."
Customer: "Wow, it's not even dry on it yet. You're tricking me!"
Boss: "Ah!! Sorry hehe... doing business, you know, my storefront rent is over a thousand a day. If I don't make money, what am I supposed to eat? 1 yuan then, okay?"
Customer: "What you've done has seriously endangered my health and deeply affected my soul......."
Boss: "Oh my! That serious? Don't be mad, I'll sell it to you for 5 mao, okay?"
Customer: "Fine, write me an invoice!"
Boss faints dead away!
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大功告成，打个Kiss!
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神州优雅Q300C
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大功告成，打个Kiss!
ko20010214@MSN.com
神州优雅Q300C
Intel CeleronM 370处理器 | 256MbDDR内存
40G硬盘 | USB2.0 | IEEE 1394
13.3 ' WXGA 宽屏(16:10) | COMBO光驱
10/100M网卡 | 四合一读卡器
