XP Internet joke --> reposted by Master Rushi - China DOS Union Forum

Yesterday, I went strolling around the computer market, and suddenly felt a burst of stomach pain. Not good, I had to use the toilet.
I hurried to the WC, looked up, and saw an electronic sign hanging above the door: “WINDOWS XP HOME WC”
I couldn't help but admire it: as expected of the computer market, truly IT, truly high-tech!
It was urgent, so I rushed in—but why wouldn't the door open? I looked up and saw the electronic sign display: “Username does not exist or password error, please contact the administrator”
I gave the old man guarding the door fifty cents, got a password, and hurried inside, charging toward the toilet. But no matter what I did, I couldn't open the toilet lid. I really couldn't hold it anymore, so I gave it a hard pull, and a sign popped out from the wall: “! System prompt: You do not have access permission for this toilet!”
**! Luckily I knew a superuser password, and it came in handy now. After entering it in the control panel, the toilet lid finally opened... I let out a long breath, so comfortable.
After I finished, I reached for some toilet paper, but the paper just wouldn't come out of the box. No way, could it be...?
I turned my head, and sure enough, another sign popped out: “This paper box has been encrypted!”
I was dizzy. Just when I was getting unbearably desperate, someone from the next stall reached over a hand: “First time using WINXP WC, huh? It's okay, let's share toilet paper.”
Thanks, thanks—I thanked him while pulling up my pants,
and when I flushed, another sign popped up: “Virus has been removed!”
I had just taken two steps when I heard a “bang,” and the toilet lid slammed shut, with a sign saying: “Connection timed out, please refresh!”
That was close!!

Floor1　学习之行者	Posted 2003-09-05 00:00
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Yesterday, I went strolling around the computer market, and suddenly felt a burst of stomach pain. Not good, I had to use the toilet. I hurried to the WC, looked up, and saw an electronic sign hanging above the door: “WINDOWS XP HOME WC” I couldn't help but admire it: as expected of the computer market, truly IT, truly high-tech! It was urgent, so I rushed in—but why wouldn't the door open? I looked up and saw the electronic sign display: “Username does not exist or password error, please contact the administrator” I gave the old man guarding the door fifty cents, got a password, and hurried inside, charging toward the toilet. But no matter what I did, I couldn't open the toilet lid. I really couldn't hold it anymore, so I gave it a hard pull, and a sign popped out from the wall: “! System prompt: You do not have access permission for this toilet!” **! Luckily I knew a superuser password, and it came in handy now. After entering it in the control panel, the toilet lid finally opened... I let out a long breath, so comfortable. After I finished, I reached for some toilet paper, but the paper just wouldn't come out of the box. No way, could it be...? I turned my head, and sure enough, another sign popped out: “This paper box has been encrypted!” I was dizzy. Just when I was getting unbearably desperate, someone from the next stall reached over a hand: “First time using WINXP WC, huh? It's okay, let's share toilet paper.” Thanks, thanks—I thanked him while pulling up my pants, and when I flushed, another sign popped up: “Virus has been removed!” I had just taken two steps when I heard a “bang,” and the toilet lid slammed shut, with a sign saying: “Connection timed out, please refresh!” That was close!!

Floor2　cn_archer	Posted 2003-09-05 00:00
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I've seen this before, but it still makes me dizzy.

Floor3　红色狂想	Posted 2003-09-05 00:00
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I want a W.C like this.

Floor4　wphs0326	Posted 2004-04-11 00:00
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Use a DOS version toilet... single-user, no sharing needed...

Floor5　心爽	Posted 2004-04-17 00:00
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Haha~~~ Not bad, not bad~~~ But if there really were a toilet like this then~~~hard to imagine~~~

Floor6　LYRL0317	Posted 2004-04-24 00:00
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Good~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Funny

Floor7　EVE	Posted 2004-04-26 00:00
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Funny

Floor8　zl7322	Posted 2004-05-12 00:00
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Haha what a WINXP WC ! Not bad! I want to set one up at home too, haha!

Floor9　彭韬	Posted 2004-05-16 00:00
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So... funny...

Floor10　人物菜鸟	Posted 2004-06-17 00:00
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Very funny. Interesting.