Yesterday, I went strolling around the computer market, and suddenly felt a burst of stomach pain. Not good, I had to use the toilet.
I hurried to the WC, looked up, and saw an electronic sign hanging above the door: “WINDOWS XP HOME WC”
I couldn't help but admire it: as expected of the computer market, truly IT, truly high-tech!
It was urgent, so I rushed in—but why wouldn't the door open? I looked up and saw the electronic sign display: “Username does not exist or password error, please contact the administrator”
I gave the old man guarding the door fifty cents, got a password, and hurried inside, charging toward the toilet. But no matter what I did, I couldn't open the toilet lid. I really couldn't hold it anymore, so I gave it a hard pull, and a sign popped out from the wall: “! System prompt: You do not have access permission for this toilet!”
**! Luckily I knew a superuser password, and it came in handy now. After entering it in the control panel, the toilet lid finally opened... I let out a long breath, so comfortable.
After I finished, I reached for some toilet paper, but the paper just wouldn't come out of the box. No way, could it be...?
I turned my head, and sure enough, another sign popped out: “This paper box has been encrypted!”
I was dizzy. Just when I was getting unbearably desperate, someone from the next stall reached over a hand: “First time using WINXP WC, huh? It's okay, let's share toilet paper.”
Thanks, thanks—I thanked him while pulling up my pants,
and when I flushed, another sign popped up: “Virus has been removed!”
I had just taken two steps when I heard a “bang,” and the toilet lid slammed shut, with a sign saying: “Connection timed out, please refresh!”
That was close!!
I hurried to the WC, looked up, and saw an electronic sign hanging above the door: “WINDOWS XP HOME WC”
I couldn't help but admire it: as expected of the computer market, truly IT, truly high-tech!
It was urgent, so I rushed in—but why wouldn't the door open? I looked up and saw the electronic sign display: “Username does not exist or password error, please contact the administrator”
I gave the old man guarding the door fifty cents, got a password, and hurried inside, charging toward the toilet. But no matter what I did, I couldn't open the toilet lid. I really couldn't hold it anymore, so I gave it a hard pull, and a sign popped out from the wall: “! System prompt: You do not have access permission for this toilet!”
**! Luckily I knew a superuser password, and it came in handy now. After entering it in the control panel, the toilet lid finally opened... I let out a long breath, so comfortable.
After I finished, I reached for some toilet paper, but the paper just wouldn't come out of the box. No way, could it be...?
I turned my head, and sure enough, another sign popped out: “This paper box has been encrypted!”
I was dizzy. Just when I was getting unbearably desperate, someone from the next stall reached over a hand: “First time using WINXP WC, huh? It's okay, let's share toilet paper.”
Thanks, thanks—I thanked him while pulling up my pants,
and when I flushed, another sign popped up: “Virus has been removed!”
I had just taken two steps when I heard a “bang,” and the toilet lid slammed shut, with a sign saying: “Connection timed out, please refresh!”
That was close!!
