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When chatting on QQ with Quanpin, it’s easy to end up with a lot of hilarious mix-ups. Here are a few examples.

1. --What software do you use to watch VCDs?

　　--Super Stutterer. (Super Jieba)

2. --Are you tall? --I really love to laugh. (short/small) --Are you crazy!

3. --Why did you stop talking?

　　--Didn’t you notice I’m applying to gaze at you affectionately? (deeply affectionate)

　　--No need to apply, go ahead.

4. --Do you eat a lot?

　　--At most I’ve eaten 8 steamed buns with my mouths. (at most)

　　--Then how many mouths do you have now?

5. --Who was that person you ran into today?

　　--Arrogant. (the principal is fierce)

6. --Where do you most like to stay?

　　--Turtle bastard. (internet café)

7. --Have you heard of Gao Mingjun?

　　--Yeah, I’ve heard his song “My Belly in the Wind and Rain.” (Alone in the wind and rain)

8. --I’m treating you to drinks.

　　--Okay, let’s not get drunk, crow turtle. (no return)

9. --Sigh!

　　--Why are you so sentimental? You’re nothing like a slippery funny girl. (flower-season)

10. --A very affectionate ^^^ boy to a girl:

　　--If in life I can have one chicken confidant, I can die without regret.

Floor1　如是大师	Posted 2003-09-04 00:00
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When chatting on QQ with Quanpin, it’s easy to end up with a lot of hilarious mix-ups. Here are a few examples. 1. --What software do you use to watch VCDs? 　　--Super Stutterer. (Super Jieba) 2. --Are you tall? --I really love to laugh. (short/small) --Are you crazy! 3. --Why did you stop talking? 　　--Didn’t you notice I’m applying to gaze at you affectionately? (deeply affectionate) 　　--No need to apply, go ahead. 4. --Do you eat a lot? 　　--At most I’ve eaten 8 steamed buns with my mouths. (at most) 　　--Then how many mouths do you have now? 5. --Who was that person you ran into today? 　　--Arrogant. (the principal is fierce) 6. --Where do you most like to stay? 　　--Turtle bastard. (internet café) 7. --Have you heard of Gao Mingjun? 　　--Yeah, I’ve heard his song “My Belly in the Wind and Rain.” (Alone in the wind and rain) 8. --I’m treating you to drinks. 　　--Okay, let’s not get drunk, crow turtle. (no return) 9. --Sigh! 　　--Why are you so sentimental? You’re nothing like a slippery funny girl. (flower-season) 10. --A very affectionate ^^^ boy to a girl: 　　--If in life I can have one chicken confidant, I can die without regret.

Floor2　iceboy	Posted 2003-09-05 00:00
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Super Stutterer, I’ve typed that too... But when Super Jieba plays stuff, it really does seem a bit stuttery...

Floor3　沈洁	Posted 2003-09-05 00:00
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It’s fine! I use the Ziguang input method! I don’t have any of these problems! ^_^

Floor4　wphs0326	Posted 2004-04-11 00:00
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Practice Wubi.

Floor5　Kinglion	Posted 2004-04-13 00:00
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I use Smart ABC and have never had this kind of problem. I also use Wubi, but with that I do make typos a lot.

Floor6　51410cai	Posted 2004-04-13 00:00
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I think Ziguang is pretty good.

Floor7　不沾烟酒	Posted 2004-04-16 00:00
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I only use Wubi, hehe

Floor8　心爽	Posted 2004-04-17 00:00
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Hehe~~ No matter what input method you use, if you don’t pay attention to your typing habits, you’ll still make mistakes~~~

Floor9　六月飞雪	Posted 2004-05-21 00:00
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Looks like “incomparable” is still best (Wubi)