When chatting on QQ with Quanpin, it’s easy to end up with a lot of hilarious mix-ups. Here are a few examples.
1. --What software do you use to watch VCDs?
--Super Stutterer. (Super Jieba)
2. --Are you tall? --I really love to laugh. (short/small) --Are you crazy!
3. --Why did you stop talking?
--Didn’t you notice I’m applying to gaze at you affectionately? (deeply affectionate)
--No need to apply, go ahead.
4. --Do you eat a lot?
--At most I’ve eaten 8 steamed buns with my mouths. (at most)
--Then how many mouths do you have now?
5. --Who was that person you ran into today?
--Arrogant. (the principal is fierce)
6. --Where do you most like to stay?
--Turtle bastard. (internet café)
7. --Have you heard of Gao Mingjun?
--Yeah, I’ve heard his song “My Belly in the Wind and Rain.” (Alone in the wind and rain)
8. --I’m treating you to drinks.
--Okay, let’s not get drunk, crow turtle. (no return)
9. --Sigh!
--Why are you so sentimental? You’re nothing like a slippery funny girl. (flower-season)
10. --A very affectionate ^^^ boy to a girl:
--If in life I can have one chicken confidant, I can die without regret.
1. --What software do you use to watch VCDs?
--Super Stutterer. (Super Jieba)
2. --Are you tall? --I really love to laugh. (short/small) --Are you crazy!
3. --Why did you stop talking?
--Didn’t you notice I’m applying to gaze at you affectionately? (deeply affectionate)
--No need to apply, go ahead.
4. --Do you eat a lot?
--At most I’ve eaten 8 steamed buns with my mouths. (at most)
--Then how many mouths do you have now?
5. --Who was that person you ran into today?
--Arrogant. (the principal is fierce)
6. --Where do you most like to stay?
--Turtle bastard. (internet café)
7. --Have you heard of Gao Mingjun?
--Yeah, I’ve heard his song “My Belly in the Wind and Rain.” (Alone in the wind and rain)
8. --I’m treating you to drinks.
--Okay, let’s not get drunk, crow turtle. (no return)
9. --Sigh!
--Why are you so sentimental? You’re nothing like a slippery funny girl. (flower-season)
10. --A very affectionate ^^^ boy to a girl:
--If in life I can have one chicken confidant, I can die without regret.
弄花香满衣，掬水月在手。
明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
我自一过后，野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
我自一过后，野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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