China DOS Union

There was a boy who liked a girl, so he wrote her a love letter.
It went like this.......

Dear,

I like you very much. It seems I've reached the point where I have no choice but to tell you.
I hope you'll agree to go out with me, and don't be too quick to turn me down.
Listen to a few little stories first.....

About 5 years ago, a girl as lucky as you also received a love letter from me.
Back then, her reply to me was....
"I can't have feelings for you beyond friendship."
I was heartbroken, so I dismembered her and stored her in the refrigerator at home.

A year later, my mood had recovered a little.
I met another girl just as lucky as you, but she already had a boyfriend.
I asked her and her boyfriend out to negotiate, but the negotiation broke down.
I accidentally killed her boyfriend with a brick, put the body in an oil drum,
filled it with cement and dumped it on the Chengdu-Chongqing Expressway, and then poisoned the girl while I was at it.
Her body is soaking in formalin in my basement.

Two more years passed, and I fell in love with another lucky girl.
This time, she and I became boyfriend and girlfriend.
But not long after we started dating, she kept demanding to break up.
I really couldn't bear to lose her.
So I hanged her in my house.......

I think I'm really not suited to loving anyone..........
Just when I wanted to freeze my heart, I met you.....
Dear, now you can tell me....
Do you... love me?

This love letter really is something—any girl who's afraid of dying would have to surrender!

Heh