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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » A Love Letter No Girl Can Refuse View 604 Replies 2
Original Poster Posted 2003-09-04 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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There was a boy who liked a girl, so he wrote her a love letter.
It went like this.......

Dear,

I like you very much. It seems I've reached the point where I have no choice but to tell you.
I hope you'll agree to go out with me, and don't be too quick to turn me down.
Listen to a few little stories first.....

About 5 years ago, a girl as lucky as you also received a love letter from me.
Back then, her reply to me was....
"I can't have feelings for you beyond friendship."
I was heartbroken, so I dismembered her and stored her in the refrigerator at home.

A year later, my mood had recovered a little.
I met another girl just as lucky as you, but she already had a boyfriend.
I asked her and her boyfriend out to negotiate, but the negotiation broke down.
I accidentally killed her boyfriend with a brick, put the body in an oil drum,
filled it with cement and dumped it on the Chengdu-Chongqing Expressway, and then poisoned the girl while I was at it.
Her body is soaking in formalin in my basement.

Two more years passed, and I fell in love with another lucky girl.
This time, she and I became boyfriend and girlfriend.
But not long after we started dating, she kept demanding to break up.
I really couldn't bear to lose her.
So I hanged her in my house.......

I think I'm really not suited to loving anyone..........
Just when I wanted to freeze my heart, I met you.....
Dear, now you can tell me....
Do you... love me?
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我自一过后,野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在,净瓶水不流。
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Floor 2 Posted 2003-09-05 00:00 ·  中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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This love letter really is something—any girl who's afraid of dying would have to surrender!
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Floor 3 Posted 2003-09-05 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 蔡甸区 电信
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Heh
弄花香满衣,掬水月在手。
明月鹭鸟飞, 芦花白马走。
我自一过后,野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在,净瓶水不流。
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