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贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » The Doctor's IQ Test
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Floor1 沈洁 Posted 2003-08-14 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,812 Credits 4,590 From 上海市
IBM built a new machine for testing IQ, called "Deeper and Deeper and Deeper and Deeper and Deeper Blue." Then they brought in an undergraduate, a master's student, and a doctoral student to test it.
The undergraduate put his head in, and the machine played a pleasant tune and said: "Congratulations! Your IQ is 150! You're a genius!"

The master's student stuck his head in, and the machine said flatly: "Your IQ is 100. You are a talented person."

Finally the doctoral student also stuck his head in. After the machine rattled and clattered for a while, it said: "No throwing rocks into the machine!"

The doctoral student was furious. He went to the administrator and demanded to see the program's source code. The administrator granted his request. The doctoral student carefully inspected and modified the original program until he was satisfied.

This time the doctoral student was much more cautious. He didn't stick his head in directly, but first found a rock and put it in. After another round of rattling and clattering, the machine said: "Ah! So you are a doctoral student! Please forgive me for not recognizing such a great person!"
Floor2 cn_archer Posted 2003-08-14 00:00
元老会员 Posts 991 Credits 2,903 From 福建省
Haha
We put Shen Jie in there, and after another round of rattling and clattering, the machine said: "Ah! So you are a doctoral student! Please forgive me for not recognizing such a great person!"
Floor3 沈洁 Posted 2003-08-14 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,812 Credits 4,590 From 上海市
Haha, you're making me blush!
Floor4 红色狂想 Posted 2003-08-14 00:00
金牌会员 Posts 1,501 Credits 4,289 From 河南省
What is Deep Blue's English name?
Floor5 523066680 Posted 2009-02-05 21:49
银牌会员 Posts 1,133 Credits 2,362
Floor6 radem Posted 2009-02-09 20:16
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Floor7 htysm Posted 2009-08-09 00:29
高级用户 Posts 415 Credits 866
A real crappy doctor. Hehe.
Floor8 19951001 Posted 2009-08-10 08:15
高级用户 Posts 272 Credits 570 From 北京
Funny
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