China DOS Union

Woman: Dear, recently I found that you are in a low mood and your reaction speed has greatly decreased. Is there too much clutter in your mind?

Man: I can't really tell. I feel that I'm increasingly incompatible with my colleagues.

Woman: Maybe it has something to do with your configuration with them. It seems that you are the only one who graduated from outside in your office.

Man: That's not the main reason. Sometimes, when they are talking enthusiastically, as soon as I interject, it freezes.

Woman: Did you talk about any illegal topics?

Man: It's not that I'm illegal. They just talk about some industry application topics, like cars, houses, etc. I think their topic version is too low and should be upgraded.

Woman: You should learn to be downward compatible.

Man: This is a society that is rapidly updating. Being downward compatible is too costly. Moreover, it causes a lot of resource waste. I actually think they should expand the memory.

Woman: You know, dear, some things can't be solved simply by upgrading the memory. The key issue is the running speed of the mind.

Man: Their processing speed is not slower than mine. I really hope that every conversation with colleagues starts from clicking me. I even hope to paste the initialization conditions of such conversations into my previous circle of friends.

Woman: I'm glad you can change your partner strategy. I will quickly make a small talk boot disk for you. Before we safely exit this conversation task, don't you want to regularly scan my lips?

Man: Hey! Dear, I almost forgot. (Scanning in progress...) A small chili seed error was found during scanning. Retry or cancel?

Woman: Ignore!

Who is so dizzy, and even dizzy together???

I feel this couple is quite cute...

Why don't you go find one like this too?

If possible, I would definitely look for... Because I like it~~~~~

Truly a "classic".

I believe there must be people in reality who are similar to this couple.

Little Ling'er likes what? ... In real life, there might be such things, but there must not be so classic and unparalleled.

I can't clearly say why I like it, but this couple is quite in love, heh heh…………

Of course, because they have the same CPU! Hehe!...

Why does the person upstairs look more and more like the male protagonist?

Don't say that, otherwise I'll have hallucinations... The revolution is not yet successful, comrades still need to work hard.

You just need to find one with the same CPU model as yours ~~~~ Hehe, don't make a mistake.

What is the model of my CPU? Is it 8086 or P4?

Of course you understand it yourself. How would I know? I don't sell CPUs~~~~~~~~~