China DOS Union

1. My CPU was soldered together by me, one capacitor at a time! Such a huge lump... hahaha!
2. The poster above is really amazing. Poor me, I spent a whole evening yesterday carving an operating system onto my hard drive with a small knife. I need to learn from everyone!
3. Keep bragging, eating beef isn't taxed... Yesterday I took apart my old TV at home and cobbled the pieces together into a GF4 Ti4800 graphics card. Big profit...

4. That's nothing. Just now I was eating an apple while surfing the net, and suddenly the system crashed. After a reboot I found the operating system had turned into MAC OS.

5. Yesterday I had nothing to do, and looking at my monitor annoyed me, so I casually found a piece of broken glass, a few sheets of cardboard, and took apart a radio, then assembled an LCD monitor. It works well enough.

6. I just overclocked my 56K modem, and as a result, the moment I went online, every phone in my whole neighborhood was busy.

7. Let me tell an older story. It was when I had just started college. Everyone was using 286s, the monitors were monochrome, and the hard drives were pitifully small. I thought, this won't do, so I took the screen from a color TV and mounted it onto the monitor, turning monochrome into color. Later I thought the hard drive was too small, so I recycled a thousand 5-inch floppy disks, took all the cores out of them, and stuck them together. Just like that, a hard drive of over 1GB came out.

8. I'm poor, can't afford a computer, so right now I can only use this calculator I bought for 5 yuan and modify it into a computer to get online. The drawback is that the screen is small, but the original calculator was solar-powered, and I kept that feature. Poor, so I just make do.

9. You people are really monsters. I only added a strap and a camera to a TV remote and used it as a new-model mobile phone for the time being.

10. The posts here are way too large. Every time I open them my system nearly hangs. Looks like not enough memory. Even though memory is cheap now, I'm poor, so I'm still only using 128M. I pondered for a long time and found a good method: I inserted the RAM backwards, hehe. With a beep the self-test passed, and the memory became 821M.

11. This afternoon I finally managed to catch a mouse, injected a chip into it, and turned it into a mouse.

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That's nothing. Just now I was eating an apple while surfing the net, and suddenly the system crashed. After a reboot I found the operating system had turned into MAC OS.

The posts here are way too large. Every time I open them my system nearly hangs. Looks like not enough memory. Even though memory is cheap now, I'm poor, so I'm still only using 128M. I pondered for a long time and found a good method: I inserted the RAM backwards, hehe. With a beep the self-test passed, and the memory became 821M.

This afternoon I finally managed to catch a mouse, injected a chip into it, and turned it into a mouse.

So hilarious.

Heh