On April 18, 2003, all the teachers of Class 2(5), second year, Rencai Middle School, collectively submitted resignation applications to the academic affairs office. The reasons are as follows:
Chinese teacher: During class, one student was reading a magazine, so I confiscated it and tapped him on the head with it........
But when I turned around and was about to continue the lesson, his deskmate suddenly burst out laughing, and it made the class impossible to continue. So I asked him why he was laughing. Do you know how that brat answered me? He pulled a Cihai dictionary out of his desk drawer and actually said to me: “Teacher, good thing you didn’t catch me reading this, or you’d have beaten me to death with it~~”
Math teacher: A student who never even passes unit tests actually used high school knowledge in the homework he turned in .......... I asked him whether he had done the homework himself, and that student actually answered that he didn’t know. Tell me, does that make any sense? So I kept asking and told him to confess honestly who had helped him with it. Heh, he even had an excuse, saying: “Teacher, I really don’t know who did this homework. To tell the truth, I went to sleep pretty early last night....”
Physics teacher: Do you know how many classes I spent teaching just “clockwise” and “counterclockwise”? Five classes!!
Yes, that’s exactly what I told them. I told them that if they still didn’t understand, they should look at a watch: whichever way the hour hand moves is clockwise, and the opposite is counterclockwise. But counting across the whole class, they all had either cell phones or digital watches...... If I don’t resign, I’ll spend the whole semester teaching them just these two terms!
PE teacher: Why shouldn’t I resign? That bunch of brats actually gave me a gift!! No, there’s nothing wrong with giving a gift. I don’t mean that giving me a gift was wrong, but the gift they gave me was just wrong
@#$*^&*^
The more I talk, the more muddled I get. Let me put it this way: even though I’m a bit slender and my skin is a bit fair, I’m still a male teacher, right? But a few days ago, on Women’s Day, that bunch of brats actually gave me a box of hair-removal cream ..... and, and, and they even told me not to wear wool pants in summer anymore. Damn it, that was my leg hair!
Biology teacher: I really don’t want to leave, but...... you know I have heart disease and can’t handle too much excitement. But how can I not get excited? Yesterday during the unit test, according to the teaching outline, I asked the students to look at the bird legs in the teaching picture and write down the bird’s name and living habits. But just as I had finished announcing the test content, one student stood up and started walking out the door, muttering, “Damn, there are questions like this too? I’m not taking this test....” Tell me, shouldn’t a student like that be disciplined? I stopped him and asked his name. He actually pulled up his pant leg, stuck out his leg, and said to me: “Come on, look at my leg and write down my name.........”
Art teacher: You know I was just assigned to this class. Yesterday, as soon as I walked into the classroom, I heard several students shouting “beautiful girl.” Tell me, isn’t that infuriating? I’m the teacher. How could they be so disrespectful to a teacher? .......... Yes, if I resigned just because they called me “beautiful girl,” then I’d be in the wrong. But while I was looking for whoever shouted “beautiful girl,” those students yelled another line at me....... “What are you looking at? We weren’t calling you!”
History teacher: That group of students is simply impossible to teach. During class I asked a question: “Do you know who Wu Zetian was?” The first student answered that he wasn’t familiar with her. The second student said she was one of his online friends. The third student said he had her QQ number and would ask her on QQ after class...... Another student even pulled out his cell phone and said he was going to ask her right away!
Geography teacher: Just look at their test papers this time. The foremost of China’s five famous mountains is Zhao Benshan, the most famous river is Pan Changjiang, all the coal in our country is (black), all the iron in our country is (hard). Tell me, how am I supposed to keep teaching?
English teacher: When I was teaching the absolute construction, following the textbook, I specifically taught them this example sentence: “Our teacher comes into the classroom,book under
arm” (our teacher walks into the classroom with a book under his arm). But in the test, the whole class translated it as “The teacher entered the classroom with a book clamped between his legs”......
Music teacher: I was in class, demonstrating a song...... After I finished singing, all the students applauded. I was very happy, and I thought maybe the other teachers just had the wrong teaching methods.... But before I could finish that thought, they gave me a definite answer by shouting: “Teacher, awesome, you’re the best ventriloquist among all the teachers. This is the first time we’ve heard such a lifelike duck call!”
Chemistry teacher: Me? You’re asking me? I haven’t even started teaching yet, but all the other teachers have already been forced to resign. If I don’t resign, am I supposed to sit around and wait to suffer what they suffered?
Chinese teacher: During class, one student was reading a magazine, so I confiscated it and tapped him on the head with it........
But when I turned around and was about to continue the lesson, his deskmate suddenly burst out laughing, and it made the class impossible to continue. So I asked him why he was laughing. Do you know how that brat answered me? He pulled a Cihai dictionary out of his desk drawer and actually said to me: “Teacher, good thing you didn’t catch me reading this, or you’d have beaten me to death with it~~”
Math teacher: A student who never even passes unit tests actually used high school knowledge in the homework he turned in .......... I asked him whether he had done the homework himself, and that student actually answered that he didn’t know. Tell me, does that make any sense? So I kept asking and told him to confess honestly who had helped him with it. Heh, he even had an excuse, saying: “Teacher, I really don’t know who did this homework. To tell the truth, I went to sleep pretty early last night....”
Physics teacher: Do you know how many classes I spent teaching just “clockwise” and “counterclockwise”? Five classes!!
Yes, that’s exactly what I told them. I told them that if they still didn’t understand, they should look at a watch: whichever way the hour hand moves is clockwise, and the opposite is counterclockwise. But counting across the whole class, they all had either cell phones or digital watches...... If I don’t resign, I’ll spend the whole semester teaching them just these two terms!
PE teacher: Why shouldn’t I resign? That bunch of brats actually gave me a gift!! No, there’s nothing wrong with giving a gift. I don’t mean that giving me a gift was wrong, but the gift they gave me was just wrong
@#$*^&*^
The more I talk, the more muddled I get. Let me put it this way: even though I’m a bit slender and my skin is a bit fair, I’m still a male teacher, right? But a few days ago, on Women’s Day, that bunch of brats actually gave me a box of hair-removal cream ..... and, and, and they even told me not to wear wool pants in summer anymore. Damn it, that was my leg hair!
Biology teacher: I really don’t want to leave, but...... you know I have heart disease and can’t handle too much excitement. But how can I not get excited? Yesterday during the unit test, according to the teaching outline, I asked the students to look at the bird legs in the teaching picture and write down the bird’s name and living habits. But just as I had finished announcing the test content, one student stood up and started walking out the door, muttering, “Damn, there are questions like this too? I’m not taking this test....” Tell me, shouldn’t a student like that be disciplined? I stopped him and asked his name. He actually pulled up his pant leg, stuck out his leg, and said to me: “Come on, look at my leg and write down my name.........”
Art teacher: You know I was just assigned to this class. Yesterday, as soon as I walked into the classroom, I heard several students shouting “beautiful girl.” Tell me, isn’t that infuriating? I’m the teacher. How could they be so disrespectful to a teacher? .......... Yes, if I resigned just because they called me “beautiful girl,” then I’d be in the wrong. But while I was looking for whoever shouted “beautiful girl,” those students yelled another line at me....... “What are you looking at? We weren’t calling you!”
History teacher: That group of students is simply impossible to teach. During class I asked a question: “Do you know who Wu Zetian was?” The first student answered that he wasn’t familiar with her. The second student said she was one of his online friends. The third student said he had her QQ number and would ask her on QQ after class...... Another student even pulled out his cell phone and said he was going to ask her right away!
Geography teacher: Just look at their test papers this time. The foremost of China’s five famous mountains is Zhao Benshan, the most famous river is Pan Changjiang, all the coal in our country is (black), all the iron in our country is (hard). Tell me, how am I supposed to keep teaching?
English teacher: When I was teaching the absolute construction, following the textbook, I specifically taught them this example sentence: “Our teacher comes into the classroom,book under
arm” (our teacher walks into the classroom with a book under his arm). But in the test, the whole class translated it as “The teacher entered the classroom with a book clamped between his legs”......
Music teacher: I was in class, demonstrating a song...... After I finished singing, all the students applauded. I was very happy, and I thought maybe the other teachers just had the wrong teaching methods.... But before I could finish that thought, they gave me a definite answer by shouting: “Teacher, awesome, you’re the best ventriloquist among all the teachers. This is the first time we’ve heard such a lifelike duck call!”
Chemistry teacher: Me? You’re asking me? I haven’t even started teaching yet, but all the other teachers have already been forced to resign. If I don’t resign, am I supposed to sit around and wait to suffer what they suffered?
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明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
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青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
我自一过后，野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
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