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贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Hen Laying Eggs
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Floor1 如是大师 Posted 2003-07-24 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北
The hen laid a duck egg. The rooster: That's too much! No wonder you bought several swimsuits two days ago!

The hen laid a chicken egg. The rooster: MY GOD! Haven't I already had a vasectomy?

The hen laid a snake egg. The rooster: This is too much! Those males always slip in wherever there's a crack...

The hen laid a preserved egg. The rooster: I'm dizzy! Who did this? That African guy!

The hen laid a goose egg. The rooster: You've got to be kidding. I said that kid of mine with the bump on his head looked like Xu Sanguan's eldest son...

The hen laid a quail egg. The rooster: Sigh! Times have changed, is miniature the trend now?

The hen laid a dinosaur egg. The rooster: Tell me honestly, just how many times did you watch Jurassic Park?
  
The hen laid an ostrich egg. The rooster: So that's why you've been sticking your head in the sand all the time lately!!

The hen laid a peacock egg. The rooster: If you wanted to fly, you could've told me, right? If you want to fly and don't say it, how would I know?

The hen laid a crocodile egg. The rooster: I know he's really cool and stylish, but you absolutely must not bring him home.

The hen laid a grenade egg. The rooster: You've got to be kidding, right? I told you not to mix with bin Laden, but you just wouldn't listen!!

The hen laid an atomic bomb. The rooster: .#.¥%¥......%##.!--......*thud*

The hen laid a bastard egg. The rooster: No way? That's the guy you've been fooling around with online?


It really makes people mad to death without paying for it!
Floor2 hunome Posted 2003-07-24 00:00
银牌会员 Posts 721 Credits 2,265
Floor3 Dark-Destroy Posted 2003-07-24 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,551 Credits 8,312
The following is a quote from hunome at 2003-7-24 16:27:01:
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What are you saying??
Floor4 如是大师 Posted 2003-07-24 00:00
元老会员 Posts 3,351 Credits 9,654 From 湖北
He got dizzy~~~~~can't talk anymore
Floor5 LanE Posted 2003-07-24 00:00
银牌会员 Posts 648 Credits 1,835
Hehe, finally reached post #300!!! Let's celebrate
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