The hen laid a duck egg. The rooster: That's too much! No wonder you bought several swimsuits two days ago!
The hen laid a chicken egg. The rooster: MY GOD! Haven't I already had a vasectomy?
The hen laid a snake egg. The rooster: This is too much! Those males always slip in wherever there's a crack...
The hen laid a preserved egg. The rooster: I'm dizzy! Who did this? That African guy!
The hen laid a goose egg. The rooster: You've got to be kidding. I said that kid of mine with the bump on his head looked like Xu Sanguan's eldest son...
The hen laid a quail egg. The rooster: Sigh! Times have changed, is miniature the trend now?
The hen laid a dinosaur egg. The rooster: Tell me honestly, just how many times did you watch Jurassic Park?
The hen laid an ostrich egg. The rooster: So that's why you've been sticking your head in the sand all the time lately!!
The hen laid a peacock egg. The rooster: If you wanted to fly, you could've told me, right? If you want to fly and don't say it, how would I know?
The hen laid a crocodile egg. The rooster: I know he's really cool and stylish, but you absolutely must not bring him home.
The hen laid a grenade egg. The rooster: You've got to be kidding, right? I told you not to mix with bin Laden, but you just wouldn't listen!!
The hen laid an atomic bomb. The rooster: .#．￥%￥......%##．！--......*thud*
The hen laid a bastard egg. The rooster: No way? That's the guy you've been fooling around with online?
It really makes people mad to death without paying for it!
The hen laid a chicken egg. The rooster: MY GOD! Haven't I already had a vasectomy?
The hen laid a snake egg. The rooster: This is too much! Those males always slip in wherever there's a crack...
The hen laid a preserved egg. The rooster: I'm dizzy! Who did this? That African guy!
The hen laid a goose egg. The rooster: You've got to be kidding. I said that kid of mine with the bump on his head looked like Xu Sanguan's eldest son...
The hen laid a quail egg. The rooster: Sigh! Times have changed, is miniature the trend now?
The hen laid a dinosaur egg. The rooster: Tell me honestly, just how many times did you watch Jurassic Park?
The hen laid an ostrich egg. The rooster: So that's why you've been sticking your head in the sand all the time lately!!
The hen laid a peacock egg. The rooster: If you wanted to fly, you could've told me, right? If you want to fly and don't say it, how would I know?
The hen laid a crocodile egg. The rooster: I know he's really cool and stylish, but you absolutely must not bring him home.
The hen laid a grenade egg. The rooster: You've got to be kidding, right? I told you not to mix with bin Laden, but you just wouldn't listen!!
The hen laid an atomic bomb. The rooster: .#．￥%￥......%##．！--......*thud*
The hen laid a bastard egg. The rooster: No way? That's the guy you've been fooling around with online?
It really makes people mad to death without paying for it!
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明月鹭鸟飞， 芦花白马走。
我自一过后，野渡现横舟。
青云碧空在，净瓶水不流。
http://dos.e-stone.cn/guestbook/index.asp
＝＝＝＝＝＝中國DOS聯盟＝＝＝＝＝
我的新网页http://rsds.7i24.com欢迎光顾
