China DOS Union

(1)
Some days ago we went out hiking together. We stopped to rest in the middle, drinking water,
and all of a sudden she splashed water on the front of my pants, then jumped far away,

and shouted really loudly: How many times have I told you, be careful when you go to the bathroom

How come you got it on your pants again.

At that moment a lot of people immediately looked at me. My face went so red. I couldn't say a word for a long time.

(2)

My girlfriend is the careless, big-hearted type, not very concerned about appearance or the way she talks.

Some days ago she came to Tsinghua to see me. I'm taller, so I was walking on the road, and she was on the sidewalk.

While we were walking, she suddenly put her arm around my neck and used her hand to turn my head toward her, then said:

Come on, give your master a smile.

And there happened to be a lot of people there who knew me,

I really couldn't take it.

(3)

My girlfriend can whistle. I'm not very good at it myself. The way she whistles is really amazing.

Sometimes when we're walking hand in hand on the street, she'll suddenly act like she's been electrocuted,

and stare at pretty girls with more excitement than any guy seeing a beauty,

saying: Look, a beauty, a beauty. Very loudly, and her eyes practically light up.

And after girls walk past, she'll often whistle too. At times like that, I feel like

my back is full of wheat awns. I just wish I could find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

(4)

My girlfriend is very curious. If it's something she's interested in, you practically can't drag her away.

So when I go shopping with her, I always have to watch her expression. If

she suddenly gets really focused instead of looking lively, then trouble's coming.

One time, when she saw a guy busking, she just couldn't move anymore.

She squatted right in front of him and kept looking at him, tilting her head, her eyes looking up

at him from below. I pulled at her, but she wouldn't move. In the end a lot of people stopped to see what was going on.

Finally the busker couldn't take it anymore and got up and left. My girlfriend stood up too

and loudly said: ***, so handsome.

(5)

My girlfriend has a very strong sense that boys should protect girls and give way to them everywhere. For example, when we're walking on the street,

I have to walk on the outside of her. But sometimes I often forget, and it ends up the other way around.

Usually she doesn't say anything at first. If I still don't realize my mistake, then trouble comes.

She'll suddenly run into the middle of the road, spread her arms, and shout loudly: Let a car hit me to death,

I don't want to live anymore. Then she'll squat down, rocking back and forth with laughter, and clap her hands saying: My life is so bitter.

I'm not exaggerating at all. At times like that I can only drag her away by force under other people's strange stares.

(6)

My girlfriend has a cloth doll hanging from her backpack. The doll's clothes are sewn

one piece at a time and then put on it, so the doll's clothes can be taken off. Because of that I often

play pranks. When we're walking on the street, I secretly pull the doll's pants off her. Since the doll looks awful without

its pants, when I'm out shopping with her, a lot of people will stare at us. Before long my girlfriend

will realize that her doll's pants have been taken off, and then she'll walk more and more slowly, her brows getting tighter and tighter.

After finally building up enough strength, she'll shout really loudly: ××, you took off my pants again!!!

I ￥％◎……◎◎％￥＃％

If only I had a girlfriend like that! :0

What kind of society is this. So outrageous!

It's not like people like that don't exist.

Who would want a woman like that.

A person can change.

To each their own.

Yeah, I think this kind of woman is very interesting. With a woman like that around, life won't be too dull………………

LanE, you're right, this is what's called charm, I guess.

Yeah, as long as she's not too "violent" it's fine -_-UU………………

She won't be too "violent".