China DOS Union

Dear xxx:
　　It was love at 1st sight for me, absolutely with no 2nd thoughts. I want to take care of you for 3 lifetimes and 3 ages, because I secretly visited your website 4 times, and your charming 5 senses always leave me at a loss, my heart going 7 up and 8 down, unable to calm down even at 99. If a perfect score for me is 10 points, then you are definitely more than 11 points, at least 12 points. It's just that I hate the number 13, otherwise you would definitely get 14 points. And if I add your intelligence, then it's more than 15 points again. You'd probably still think 16 points is too little, so I gave you 17 points.

　　I'm 18 years old this year, and in a few days I'll be 19, which means I'm still not yet 20. This year I'll probably end up getting 21'd, so I'll have to pay 220,000 in tuition. Actually my IQ is 23 times Forrest Gump's, it's just that I sleep 24 hours a day.

　　I guess you're not yet 25 this year. 26, I wouldn't mind either. 27 still matches me pretty well. 28 would only make you 10 years older than me. Women at 29 are said to be the most beautiful. 30, I'd think it over. 31, I probably wouldn't be that unlucky. 32, I'd start to feel nauseous. 33, I'd rather sleep alone. 34, if you dare reel me in—my mother is only 35. But I still want to send you 36 roses, though when I feel in my pocket I only have 37 left, and only 38 yuan left in my account, because I broke up with my girlfriend 39 days ago, and my cellphone costs me 40 RMB a day in calls.

　　I'll always remember how 41 days ago, I wrote down 42 vows of loving her, and 43 kinds of forever that I longed for, only to get back 44CC of tears of true feeling plus 45 sleepless nights of tossing and turning. Honestly, I've already typed 46 lines of nonsense. Actually, you should have started reading from line 47, but you've already read up to line 48. Writing only 49 feels kind of strange, so let's chat on to 50 and make it a round number!

　　In line 51 I want to say I miss you. In line 52 I want to say I love you. But I haven't thought of line 53 yet, so I'll skip straight over line 54 and come to line 55. At this moment I think of you from 56 minutes ago, and I wonder whether you've thought of me 57 minutes from now?

　　I've been thinking here for 58 minutes and 59 seconds. Altogether I've found 60 kinds of thoughts of you, 61 reasons to love you, 62 love lines that suit the two of us, and 63 romantic encounters from movies. Although I also found 64 little flaws in you, fortunately I also found 65 strong points in you, especially that your waist is only 66 centimeters, enough to make me obsessed for 67 years. Rather than saying I love you 68 times, I'd rather fill 69 pages writing I love you. Anyway, we still have 70 years. Please let me drag this job out for 71 months. You definitely have more than 72 admirers, because I am admirer number 73. But I want to reserve you for 74 years. Anyway, I'll pay an hourly wage of 75 yuan. Even if I have to chase you for 76 months, as long as you can spend the 77th Valentine's Day with me, I would willingly spend 780,000.

　　After reading the 79 heartfelt lines I've written, I guess 80 percent of you will be willing to be my girlfriend, because you've discovered 81 charming things about me, and 82 reasons why you can't refuse to let me hold your hand. Even if you have 83 excuses to avoid me, I will still have 84 reasons to keep you. Alright, I'll raise my salary up to 85. Please stay with me until 86 years old. Even if your wrinkles become 87 times what they used to be, my love for you will still make me willing to say it to you 88 times.

　　We already missed year 89 of the Republic. There are only a few days left in year 90. In year 91, are you really still going to keep me from being by your side, telling you those 92 unchanged lines of attachment I feel for you? I can't pluck the North Star from 930,000 light-years away, but I'm willing to buy 94 Pepper Cats that you love, and go watch meteor showers with you 95 times. Maybe I won't live to 96, and maybe I can't stay with you for 97 years, but there is one same thing I will do 98 times: on your birthday I'll send you 99 purple roses, and become the one in your heart that I think you'll like! Or that perfect 100-point one.

Too amazing!

Powerful post, must bump it. Didn't have enough points this time; next time I see it, I'll add points!

[ Last edited by 523066680 on 2009-2-22 at 16:05 ]

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So amazing!!