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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » [Repost] Whose keyboard is this? View 681 Replies 3
Original Poster Posted 2003-07-14 00:00 ·  中国 湖北 武汉 电信
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You can tell a lot from how worn a person's keyboard is, for example:
1, W is seriously worn
Reason: the acceleration key in FIFA
Analysis: this person is a FIFA expert. When watching football, this kind of person will unconsciously keep jabbing with the middle finger of the left hand; when playing football they will complain: pressed the wrong key again; when running they will silently chant: W, W, W……
2, ALT S or CTAL ENTER is worn
Reason: both of these combinations are send keys in OICQ.
Analysis: this person is a QQ maniac, with the ability to handle ten at once. This kind of person will take other people's phone numbers and try to look them up on OICQ. When writing, they will use lots of expressions like GG, MM, HEHE, HAHA, O, 886, 520, 7456 and the like. When they see a penguin at the zoo they will say: come on, could you please change your avatar?
3, W A S D U I J K all show obvious wear
Reason: these eight keys are the ones King of Fighters fans often use
Analysis: this person is a King of Fighters fan, but not necessarily an expert. There are too many King of Fighters experts. This kind of person will keep tapping with both hands on their legs or on the table whether they have anything to do or not; bystanders will think they are a professional pianist, and be awed.
4, CTRL C and CTRL V are obviously worn
Reason: everyone has done it, so no need to explain.
Analysis: this person is a website editor or a reposting maniac. People like this are very skillful with their hands; their use of scissors and glue is superb.
5, A SHIET CTRL 1 2 3 4 …… are worn to different degrees
Reason: anyone who has played StarCraft knows these are the most commonly used keys in StarCraft
Analysis: this person often plays StarCraft. This kind of person uses a duodecimal counting method in daily life; when counting things they will say: one squad, two squads……
6, the F5 key is worn down to a blank key
Reason: this person is a moderator or board axe, and has to keep watching for new posts and making posts. This kind of person will keep brushing the newspaper while reading it, hoping to see more content, and also likes posting ads everywhere.
7, CTRL ALT DEL is seriously worn
Reason: rebooting
Analysis: this person is... I don't know what they do either, but they should get a new computer.
8, the numeric keypad is worn
Reason & analysis: basically this belongs to high-risk work, such as bank teller……
9, there is a severely worn circular patch in the middle-left and middle-right parts of the keyboard, centered on D and Enter respectively
Reason & analysis: henpecked husband, kneeling on the keyboard for a long time. Note: depending on body build, slight changes in the center point and radius are a normal phenomenon.
10, the keyboard shows no wear at all
Reason & analysis: it must be a new keyboard.
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Floor 2 Posted 2003-07-14 00:00 ·  中国 上海 电信
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This article was published in Computer Applications Digest!
Floor 3 Posted 2003-07-14 00:00 ·  中国 河南 驻马店 联通
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2, ALT S or CTAL ENTER worn out
Reason: these two key combinations are both OICQ send keys.
Analysis: this person is a QQ maniac, capable of handling ten at a time. This kind of person will treat other people's phone numbers as OICQ numbers and try to look them up. When writing, they will use lots of expressions like GG, MM, HEHE, HAHA, O, 886, 520, 7456. When they see a penguin at the zoo, they will say: Come on, could you please change your avatar?
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Floor 4 Posted 2003-07-14 00:00 ·  中国 香港
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There's also this...
worn...
Reason: the BIOS "Boot Menu" key.
Analysis: a multi-hard-disk multi-boot user. Every time the machine starts up, they can't help madly tapping ...
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