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Original Poster Posted 2009-05-07 01:27 ·  中国 山东 淄博 联通
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First sentence: I don't care about your appearance

Women are like flowers, men are like butterflies. The more fragrant the flower, the more prosperous the butterfly; the more gorgeous the flower, the more frantic the butterfly. Butterfly loves flower is a truth that remains unchanged for thousands of years. Does a man not care about a woman's appearance? Then have you ever heard of butterfly loves grass?

Second sentence: I'll promise you anything

Men seem to, when excited, forget that they are never omnipotent. They always put on the tone of God and blurt out "I'll promise you anything" without thinking. Perhaps they don't know that God is not omnipotent either. Let's ask: God created human beings and all things. Can God create a stone that even He can't move? So when a woman hears this sentence, she often can hear the next sentence: Except this one thing, I can promise you anything

Third sentence: You are my only one

Women have policies, men have countermeasures. It seems that women can't tie men forever.

Women can tie a man's wallet, but not his belt. Women can tie a man's love, but not his desire. When you find that a man "the red flag doesn't fall, the colored flags flutter", then you will understand that the only one is just a fairy tale woven by Qiongyao to deceive women.

Fourth sentence: I don't care if you are a virgin

Don't underestimate the charm of that thin membrane to men. Thousands of years of cultural bondage can't be erased just by the media shouting a few times about sexual liberation. In the end, it's men who take advantage and act smart in sexual liberation, while women still get hurt and shed tears. If a man can really not care, unless he just treats you as a lover or a tool

Fifth sentence: I swear

When a man hits a wall in front of a woman and is helpless, their final words are surprisingly similar. Swearing to the sky is just a good cover for men to deceive women's kind nature. For a man, swearing is as easy as letting out a fart

Sixth sentence: I was wrong

Women always think that when a man admits his mistake, he has won again, but they don't know that this is just the beginning of another deception. Women rarely admit their mistakes, but they always make mistakes worse

Seventh sentence: I quit...

Ten men, seven are heavy smokers, eight are heavy drinkers, nine are lustful, and one is good at everything. If they could really quit, then who would consume those cigarettes, wines, and mistresses

Eighth sentence: I will change

Don't be deceived by a man's graceful appearance. In fact, as soon as he returns home, or even just turns his head in front of a beautiful woman, his bad habits like picking his nose and toes, not taking a bath for three days and not washing clothes for five days, and the room being as messy as a dog's den will immediately be revealed. As the saying goes: It's easy to change the mountain, but hard to change the nature. If I were to believe that a man can change those bad habits in life, I'd rather believe that a dog can change its habit of eating shit

Ninth sentence: I will marry you

Marriage is not a game of just talking. It needs to be put into action. The more times you say it, the smaller the probability of marrying you, basically inversely proportional

Tenth sentence: I didn't lie to you

This sentence itself is another lie to you, adding to the crime, unforgivable. Don't hesitate, give him a slap immediately

Eleventh sentence: Love you for ten thousand years

Nonsense, the biggest nonsense. Do you think women are turtles that can live for ten thousand years!
Floor 2 Posted 2009-05-08 01:28 ·  中国 陕西 西安 联通
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The LZ seems to be an expert in this area. To be honest, LZ, you've said these words several times!
Floor 3 Posted 2010-11-02 21:35 ·  中国 湖北 天门 电信
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How many boyfriends does the owner have, how do you know so clearly?
Floor 4 Posted 2010-11-03 12:04 ·  中国 广东 深圳 天威有线宽带(关内)
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This is what men often say. It is said that a woman in love has a negative IQ. She clearly knows that what the man says can't be true, but is still willing to be deceived...
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