China DOS Union

When Bill Gates's famous mansion was being built, there was an architect who wasn't used to using the Windows design environment, so he secretly used a Mac. Bill Gates found out in just one day. Furious, Bill Gates fired him.

When the architect arrived in heaven, he saw St. Peter sitting at heaven's gate with a notebook in his hand. Trembling, the architect walked toward St. Peter.

“I know you're someone who has suffered deeply because of Bill Gates. From now on you don't need to worry anymore. This is heaven. Everything will get better.” St. Peter said as he flipped through the notebook.

The poor architect still wasn't reassured and said, “That's great, but can you guarantee that Bill Gates really won't show up again?”

St. Peter smiled kindly. “I guarantee it.”

Suddenly, Bill Gates's face appeared behind the pearl-studded gate of heaven. The architect turned deathly pale in shock: “Look! You said he wouldn't appear again, but he... he...”

St. Peter turned around and took a look. “Ah, that's God. He always thinks he's Bill Gates.”

Sheesh!