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I finally broke into Microsoft and stole the following Windows source code.

#include
#include
#include
char make_program_look_big;
main()
{
if (cache_detected()) invalidate_cache();
if (cpu_fast()) set_wait_state(long_time);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow); `
set_mouse(action，jerky);
set_mouse(response, occasionally);
print("Welcome to Windows 3.999 (we will work properly \ or call Chicago)\n"

;
if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", create);
while(1)
{
sleep(5);
let_user_input();
sleep(5);
execute_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (chaos() < 0.9) crash(entire_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}

Floor1　yiyesong	Posted 2003-07-06 00:00
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I finally broke into Microsoft and stole the following Windows source code. #include #include #include char make_program_look_big; main() { if (cache_detected()) invalidate_cache(); if (cpu_fast()) set_wait_state(long_time); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); ` set_mouse(action，jerky); set_mouse(response, occasionally); print("Welcome to Windows 3.999 (we will work properly \ or call Chicago)\n"; if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", create); while(1) { sleep(5); let_user_input(); sleep(5); execute_user_input(); sleep(5); if (chaos() < 0.9) crash(entire_system); } return(unrecoverable_system); }

Floor2　沈洁	Posted 2003-07-06 00:00
金牌会员　Posts 1,812　Credits 4,590　From 上海市
I can't make heads or tails of it!

Floor3　红色狂想	Posted 2003-07-07 00:00
金牌会员　Posts 1,501　Credits 4,289　From 河南省
This is quite an ingenious C source program!

Floor4　Dark-Destroy	Posted 2003-07-07 00:00
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Heh, a funny C source program~