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中国DOS联盟论坛 » 贴图灌水、文学娱乐专区 » Windows source code View 1,140　Replies 3

Original Poster Posted 2003-07-06 00:00　·　中国湖北随州电信

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I finally broke into Microsoft and stole the following Windows source code.

#include
#include
#include
char make_program_look_big;
main()
{
if (cache_detected()) invalidate_cache();
if (cpu_fast()) set_wait_state(long_time);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow); `
set_mouse(action，jerky);
set_mouse(response, occasionally);
print("Welcome to Windows 3.999 (we will work properly \ or call Chicago)\n"

;
if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", create);
while(1)
{
sleep(5);
let_user_input();
sleep(5);
execute_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (chaos() < 0.9) crash(entire_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}

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Floor 2 Posted 2003-07-06 00:00　·　中国上海电信

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