China DOS Union

Life is like a browser without a back key; once you choose a link, there is no way to turn back.

A mind that is not calm enough is like a CPU without a fan installed; one careless moment can cause a major error.

A fake marriage ad is like a REMAKER CPU: it boosts performance improperly, but in the end people who know their stuff will see through it.

No matter how sacred and perfect your love is, it will still be affected by some other negative factors, just as the transmission speed of even the best MODEM is constrained by the telephone line.

Marriage is as fragile as a CD; a lifelong promise will not change only if it is cared for with great attention. Once friction occurs, whether it is a CD or a marriage, its quality will be affected.

An extramarital affair is a dangerous WIN95 application program. Once it runs in the multitasking processes of your life, it will not only affect the marriage process, but may also cause the entire system to crash.

The main part of a computer upgrade is its internal core, and people should be the same. What is easily left behind is not your clothes, but your way of thinking and your abilities.

TO boys: Some girls are very pretty and charming, just like high-end color laser printers. But you not only have to consider the cost of buying one, you also have to pay attention to the future consumption of supplies, and whether your meager salary can bear it.

TO girls: Men are like crooked computer dealers. Before selling themselves to you, they talk in the most dazzling terms and promise all kinds of after-sales service. But if you really do buy one, unfortunately, then it will be your turn to serve him.

I really want to have a PLMM always by my side!
As long as she's always by my side, that's enough!